Riches v. National Aeronautics and Space Administration et al October 11, 2007
Plaintiff sued the National Aeronautics and Space Administration "NASA", John F. Kennedy Space Center, Lisa Nowak d/b/a "Space Astronaut", Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin and the Space Shuttle Challenger for NASA Harassment. Plaintiff seeks the return of copyrighted and patented material belonging to Jonathan Lee Riches, i.e., jet fuel, space suits, moon rocks, mercury, DNA from pluto. Plaintiff also moves for a TRO prohibiting defendants from launching any material away from Earth without plaintiff's written permission. Plaintiff claims that defendants are in a major conspiracy to defraud American tax payers and Congress, and that he learned this through his sexual relationship with Lisa Nowak who brought secret documents to him in prison. Plaintiff also asserts that his ex-girlfriend Lisa Nowak told him that the Mars rover isn't at Mars, but in an Arizona desert to make people believe NASA has been to Mars to justify federal funding. Nowak also allegedly told plaintiff that the International Space Station is a trailer that was bought from a Miami Winnebago dealership for $1,200.
THE APPLICANT: His Lordship is not going to change the validity of the assignment?
LORD JUSTICE BROOKE: No.
THE APPLICANT: So I didn't get an answer on this letter that I presented. That this such letters -- not to the court.
LOD JUSTICE BROOKE: If you want to write to the Lord Chancellor, Mr Ebert, not for this court at the moment unless the Lord Chancellor asks us to ---
THE APPLICANT: (Inaudible) did say no problem, I can write to anybody, any person outside the court.
LORD JUSTICE BROOKE: All we are concerned about is applications to the court.
THE APPLICANT: But not letters? Let's make clear you put a restrain ---
LORD JUSTICE BROOKE: We have made our order, Mr Ebert, we have made our order.
THE APPLICANT: Does it not include letters?
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