Comments on: In a time of distrust, what the world needs is......

In a time of distrust, what the world needs is......

lalochezia — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 21:43:39 -0800

New Stereotypes

By: Artw

Artw — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 21:56:47 -0800

I quite like this one.

By: padraigin

padraigin — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 22:02:06 -0800

Those Belgians. They do scuttle.

By: CitizenD

CitizenD — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 22:06:28 -0800

i can't believe they exposed the candle wax thing for southpaws. curses!

By: Taargus Taargus

Taargus Taargus — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 22:08:15 -0800

I feel like I just sat through some racial sensitivity college orientation skit.

By: ninazer0

ninazer0 — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 22:09:44 -0800

Someone has been smoking skittles, and it ain't me. Dude. WTF?

By: dismas

dismas — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 22:11:56 -0800

Dude, taste the rainbow.

By: ook

ook — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 22:28:00 -0800

In Albania All Judges Have Been Replaced With Magic 8-Balls Hey, it's still better then Texas Okay, this pretty much kicks all ass. Your ass. It has been kicked by this.

By: DrGirlfriend

DrGirlfriend — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 22:33:13 -0800

Latinos Can't Lose the Remote Control I am Latina + I can't remember ever losing the remote = ongthisstereotypeistrue! I lose my keys all the time, though.

By: allen.spaulding

allen.spaulding — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 22:44:58 -0800

One of the stereotypes should be: Every snarky Mefite can be softened up by simplistic drawings. Because I loved thid.

By: CitrusFreak12

CitrusFreak12 — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 22:59:51 -0800

I was skeptical at first. Then I got to the Belgians From Crabs drawing and cracked up.

By: Jezztek

Jezztek — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 23:00:46 -0800

Yay! I figured sooner or later my site would be discovered =)

By: Alvy Ampersand

Alvy Ampersand — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 23:05:47 -0800

Finally, my difficulties as a Catholic Canadian of Belgian decent are being recognized. No "I'ts funny 'cuz it's true!" tag?

By: cmgonzalez

cmgonzalez — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 23:10:29 -0800

These were great.

By: Jezztek

Jezztek — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 23:12:43 -0800

Oh, and the skittles one is loosely based on a true story.

By: cowbellemoo

cowbellemoo — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 23:25:35 -0800

Ha! The maori one is inspired. Great work, MeFi's own Jezztek!

By: kowalski

kowalski — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 01:02:49 -0800

This is at least 1000 x better than "beans with guns."

By: slimepuppy

slimepuppy — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 01:29:54 -0800

This is awesome. Bookmarked and added to my daily internet > work routine.

By: Faint of Butt

Faint of Butt — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 02:49:45 -0800

If this were true, I would not be at all surprised.

By: arha

arha — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 02:58:36 -0800

Ah, I was having a lousy day. No longer.

By: creasy boy

creasy boy — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 04:34:21 -0800

"Eskimos Never Invented Sitting" is fantastic.

By: Uther Bentrazor

Uther Bentrazor — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 05:03:54 -0800

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/36752

By: hadjiboy

hadjiboy — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 05:27:48 -0800

Okay, I couldn't help chuckling at the David Hasslehoff one.

By: edverb

edverb — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 05:59:06 -0800

I'm posting from underwater. SUCKERS!

By: dong_resin

dong_resin — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 06:29:54 -0800

clever. nice work.

By: Arturus

Arturus — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 06:55:42 -0800

This is awesome.

By: chunking express

chunking express — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 06:58:45 -0800

The White people can breathe underwater one is great.

By: schoolgirl report

schoolgirl report — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 07:30:54 -0800

James Lipton?

By: shothotbot

shothotbot — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 08:13:49 -0800

He has some funny t-shirts too...

By: tommasz

tommasz — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 08:14:29 -0800

The part about New Yorkers and their rich vocabulary of profanity is totally fucking true.

By: shothotbot

shothotbot — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 08:18:06 -0800

Oops, I think I posted too soon. The amorphia apparel site might not be him. Apologies.

By: rtha

rtha — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 08:40:37 -0800

Gay People Poop Marshmallows Marshmallows that smell like roses. True fact. Everyday, at Exactly Noon, Every Single Polynesian Goes Cross-Eyed I'm only part Polynesian, so only one eye goes weird. Freaks people the fuck out. Ah, good times!

By: Ricky_gr10

Ricky_gr10 — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 08:57:30 -0800

Actually... funny!

By: Meatbomb

Meatbomb — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 09:00:22 -0800

Sometimes it feels like the work of Sisyphus. WILL YOU PEOPLE STOP FUCKING PICKING ON THE BELGIANS??!!?

By: misha

misha — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 09:03:41 -0800

Lo, I have added riches to your coffers, Jezztek. I really like your apparel for my sons. And excellent work on the stereotypes, too!

By: ObscureReferenceMan

ObscureReferenceMan — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 09:28:49 -0800

Hilarious! Loved the Maori one too.

By: msali

msali — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 10:17:55 -0800

The Maori one is truly inspired.

By: rooftop secrets

rooftop secrets — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 10:39:28 -0800

Jezztek, your clothes are awesome. just bought two shirts.

By: goodnewsfortheinsane

goodnewsfortheinsane — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 11:41:09 -0800

Awesome. Fantastic work, Jezztek, and thanks lalochezia for posting this.

By: Jezztek

Jezztek — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 11:44:41 -0800

Thanks much, all =)

By: Free word order!

Free word order! — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 12:01:44 -0800

This is great. I have to try slipping one of these into straight faced discussion. Truly inconsistent stereotypes that change daily would really kick the bottom off from normal ones. Also as people are bored with me evangelizing about QI, so these would sink as just another odd factoid from there.

By: goodnewsfortheinsane

goodnewsfortheinsane — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 12:22:40 -0800

Exactly, Fwo!. I'm gonna do the exact same thing. I can't remember who said it, but I read on MeFi yesterday (yes I'm that forgetful) that the ultimate mindfuck is to start messing with someone's head, then stop doing it and not tell them. The same thing would go for the guy always spouting clever factoids silently segueing into I'll-believe-it-because-it's-you utter nonsense. This should prove to be entertaining at upcoming parties and the like. Thanks again, Jezztek.

By: Esoquo

Esoquo — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:58:09 -0800

The daughter of my Mormon director in high school once told me with a face full of glee that "Girls poop roses!" This terrified me. Next time I see her I'm going to ask if she wants some marshmallows.

By: dasheekeejones

dasheekeejones — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 04:01:23 -0800

"Gay people poop marshmellows". I KNEW IT!

By: Unicorn on the cob

Unicorn on the cob — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 11:17:17 -0800

Now I know why hot pockets taste foreign to me...