Pass the Falafel...

November 15, 2007 11:38 AM

Fox News Porn NSFW...in case that wasn't obvious.

why is it that (despite searching) everytime I post something, I have this sinking feeling this was posted like...7 years ago...

posted by rooftop secrets (34 comments total)

This is interesting, but the pink layout (FF00CC or whatever it is) meltered my eyeballs.
posted by exlotuseater at 11:48 AM on November 15, 2007

Also be warned this site starts playing music right away, too (reminds me of the MIDI website days of 7 years ago).
posted by chef_boyardee at 11:50 AM on November 15, 2007

What, no falafel?
posted by Skeptic at 12:03 PM on November 15, 2007

A++++ Would Spank To Again!!!!!
posted by Big_B at 12:20 PM on November 15, 2007

Curb Job Blow Job!
posted by rxrfrx at 12:22 PM on November 15, 2007

There's something soothing about an outraged WASPy voice reciting a bowdlerized litany of sex acts -

From the first video: "He blanked my blank. He blanked my blank blank until 5 am. I danced for him and stuck a blank up my blank. I blanked all over us in bed."

It's that tone of voice - both outraged and intrigued - that Fox has mastered.
posted by mammary16 at 12:24 PM on November 15, 2007

Metafilter: I blanked all over both of us
posted by a robot made out of meat at 12:25 PM on November 15, 2007 [1 favorite]

"He blanked my blank. And blanked my blank blank until 5am. I danced for him. And stuck a blank blank up my blank. I blanked all over us in bed."
posted by ColdChef at 12:27 PM on November 15, 2007

Blank. Too blank slow. I'm gonna go blank my blank blank until it blanks.
posted by ColdChef at 12:28 PM on November 15, 2007

verb my noun
posted by exlotuseater at 12:30 PM on November 15, 2007

"He blanked my blank. He blanked my blank blank until 5 am. I danced for him and stuck a blank up my blank. I blanked all over us in bed."

That's from the Anna Nicole Smith diary, in case anyone was wondering. You can read the entry without the blanks here.
posted by puke & cry at 12:36 PM on November 15, 2007 [2 favorites]

Is there some way I can register my approval of that clever video without creating the impression that I was titillated by it?

'Cuz that was soooo gooooood. Mmmmm.
*Bites bottom lip, watches again*
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 12:45 PM on November 15, 2007

"We don't let our conservative values get in the way of showing you hot, young bodies... ...hand picked by the king of porn, Bill O'Reilly."

That's was pretty good.
posted by kisch mokusch at 1:05 PM on November 15, 2007

Dear god, was that really Anna Nicole Smith's diary? C'mon, was she really that dumb?
I thought it was just an act.
posted by malaprohibita at 1:17 PM on November 15, 2007

We gotta take their pixelizer away from them.

I don't know. I find it really kind of boring to hear someone being outraged by the hypocrisy of Fox News. Seriously, you would have to be an idiot to watch it for 10 minutes and not realize it is just a load of bull meant to appeal to a specific demographic. It is about as subtle as a soap opera or other highly targeted programming.
posted by Bovine Love at 1:18 PM on November 15, 2007

"This is over the top. Roll the tape."
posted by Kadin2048 at 1:35 PM on November 15, 2007

Ahh. Good link. Reminds me of an old episode of Maury Povich, when he had as his guest a guy who owned a strip club. Maury was ripping the guy for "exploiting" strippers for money. Too bad the strip club owner was a first-rate moron, because the most obvious comeback would have been pointing out the ridiculousness of Maury Povich lecturing someone on exploitation.
posted by vito90 at 1:36 PM on November 15, 2007

Fox: Breaking News
posted by Cat Pie Hurts at 1:45 PM on November 15, 2007

Porn on the internet? Now I've seen everything!

*Stalks off to fuck an orangutan*
posted by Mister_A at 1:48 PM on November 15, 2007 [3 favorites]

Amusing- until it told me to "Psssttt, do something."
Out of all the crap Fox broadcasts I'm really supposed to be upset about sex?
posted by PHINC at 2:07 PM on November 15, 2007

The best part is that the more FOX protests the more publicity it will generate, and it is the truth of FOX. I can't wait to see what kind of babes they will come up with for the WSJ, page six.
posted by caddis at 2:19 PM on November 15, 2007

Blank all you motherblankers! I'm off to play Blankity Blanks while I blank the blank out of this blanking blank blank.

Blank.
posted by Effigy2000 at 2:21 PM on November 15, 2007

FOX is 24-hour tabloid television, with nudie shots on page 3 prime-time.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 2:25 PM on November 15, 2007

I'M IN UR BLANK, BLANKING UR BLANKZ!!!
posted by flotson at 2:27 PM on November 15, 2007 [1 favorite]

He blanked my blank. He blanked my blank blank until 5 am. I danced for him and stuck a blank up my blank. I blanked all over us in bed.

I miss The Match Game.
* pours out blank for Gene Rayburn *
posted by kirkaracha at 2:38 PM on November 15, 2007 [1 favorite]

But I *loved* Anna Nicole's spelling of asshole: asswhole... a great new word!!!
posted by Maias at 3:28 PM on November 15, 2007

asswhole = not half-assed.
posted by kirkaracha at 4:27 PM on November 15, 2007

Bill O'Reilly - truly, King of the Blanks.
posted by tristeza at 6:11 PM on November 15, 2007

Why does Anna Nicole refer to herself as "Robyn?"
posted by astruc at 7:54 PM on November 15, 2007

Robyn and Nikki were two of the stage names she used before settling on Anna Nicole when she was striping in Texas. No doubt the part of my brain that held that info could be better used for just about anything but there ya go.
posted by puke & cry at 9:16 PM on November 15, 2007

I'm a little confused, so this is some whiner bitching about how Fox lowered its news standards? If so, they can get sued for using the Fox logo.
posted by dasheekeejones at 3:53 AM on November 16, 2007

dasheekeejones, Think they are fully protected from losing if they are sued due to the obvious parody. Won't stop Fox from suing, just winning.
posted by cjorgensen at 9:27 AM on November 16, 2007

It's somewhat amusing, but I'm not really sure who it's aimed at. Who's going to change their mind about Fox News from watching this?
posted by Artifice_Eternity at 11:24 PM on November 16, 2007

Go away! 'Bating!
posted by spoobnooble at 3:54 AM on November 17, 2007