Born with a low birth weight?

March 30, 2001 1:58 AM

Born with a low birth weight? Then it could be the excuse you are looking for
posted by twistedonion (3 comments total)

I was denied a low birth weight by my mother who ate too much while pregnant with me. This is my excuse. Had I been allowed a low birth weight like other smaller men who are less likely to marry, I wouldn't have ever gotten married in the first place. Or something. Egads, I need more coffee.
posted by ZachsMind at 3:05 AM on March 30, 2001

Dammit, I was called "The incredible bulk" by nurses in the hospital where I was born, and I still can't get laid.
posted by SpecialK at 7:34 AM on March 30, 2001

Wouldn't a headline Small men less likely to marry tend to imply something other than low birth weight?

I don't know what my problem is -- I was a big baby, too, like 'K.

But the idea of a blues song Born with a low birth weight tickles my fancy.
posted by dhartung at 8:35 AM on March 30, 2001