That's OK people. I've been used to being SILENCED ALL MY LIFE.
“You shall not falsify measures of length, weight, or capacity. You shall have an honest balance, honest weights, an honest ephah, and an honest hin. I the Lord am your God who freed you from the land of Egypt. You shall faithfully observe My laws and all My rules: I am the Lord”
"I don't mind paying you more money for your 16oz. roll of sausage."
Okay, I'll go with it. But, only on a few conditions. Make sure the script starts out with "...your products are very delicious." And be sure to mention our brand extensions. Ya' know, since most associate us as a "southern brand," Northerners and fancy-pant Blue Staters will like to hear that we also have "Sage" and "Maple" Jimmy Dean Sausage varieties.
How about the script also include references to our links and patties, our breakfast sticks and bowls?
Aw, come on. Then they'll know we're behind this viral ad. Let's just stick with the basic brand SKU and its two best-selling variants.
How about we spice up the language, just as y'all "spice up" your Original Jimmy Dean® Sausage Products! A fuck here, a shit there? Then we can disavow the notion that someone at corporate could be responsible and would even think of approving such an undertaking. Makes it seem more genuine.
Ya' got a point there. What we want is for people to crave sausage. We want to "burn" the brand name into their noggins. D'ya think people really like those god damn cavemen, that stupid-as-fuck gecko and that Goddamn annoying duck? Fuck no. But, they remember GEICO and AFLAC, don't they?
« Older The Economic Consequences of Mr. Bush.... | Symmetry.... Newer »
This thread has been archived and is closed to new comments
Buy a Shirt