Crotchy Lives!

November 20, 2007 1:12 PM

Presstube.com has lots of curious and attractive projects, but none as mind-bendingly awesome (and crotchful) as CROTCHY. (NSFW? NSF Anyone?) Previously.
posted by nímwunnan (20 comments total)

Anything with a description that includes "pink button anus" and has a clitoris that is visually implemented as a star is perfect in my eyes... just perfect.

ILU Crotchy.

My cubicle neighbor just offered to crochet me one of my own. Today is full of win! AWESOME POST!
posted by Unicorn on the cob at 1:16 PM on November 20, 2007

crotchy is:

• an abomination

posted by boo_radley at 1:21 PM on November 20, 2007 [1 favorite]

I don't have a crotchy I want a crotchy this is the first crotchy I have ever desired.
posted by gorgor_balabala at 1:29 PM on November 20, 2007 [1 favorite]

James Paterson is a genius. His art is fantastic. Crotchy is a bit of a... departure from his usual fare.
posted by gwint at 1:31 PM on November 20, 2007

It will be auctioned at Ebay starting July 9th, and ending July 16th.
crotchybluered
posted by thomcatspike at 1:38 PM on November 20, 2007

I'd fluff that pillow.
posted by The Straightener at 1:45 PM on November 20, 2007

i predict that "pinkbuttonanus" will be quite a popular tag.
posted by CitizenD at 2:05 PM on November 20, 2007

Only way that could be improved is by making it a tissue dispenser.
posted by pinkbuttonanus at 2:17 PM on November 20, 2007 [3 favorites]

Only way that could be improved is by making it a tissue dispenser.

I was thinking strawberry and chocolate softserve...
posted by polyhedron at 2:25 PM on November 20, 2007

pinkbuttonanus, you are my new hero. after crotchy, of course.
posted by nímwunnan at 2:34 PM on November 20, 2007

From the back, it looks like Cyclops Spongebob is screaming.
posted by stavrogin at 2:58 PM on November 20, 2007

Only way that could be improved is by making it a tissue dispenser.
posted by pinkbuttonanus at 4:17 PM on November 20

Yawn. High-lare joke-account names pulled from funny word strings in otherwise fly-by threads are, like, SO AUGUST 2007.
posted by cockwaffle at 3:15 PM on November 20, 2007

Yawn. High-lare joke-account names pulled from funny word strings in otherwise fly-by threads are, like, SO AUGUST 2007.

I could have a pink bottom and really like wanking.
posted by pinkbuttonanus at 3:34 PM on November 20, 2007

Better Crotchy than Crotchety.
posted by wendell at 3:36 PM on November 20, 2007

Actually, I thought it was an animal name, like Pink But-TON-na-nus.
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 4:08 PM on November 20, 2007

Pink - but to nan, us
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 4:09 PM on November 20, 2007

Tube is impressed.
posted by Tube at 4:50 PM on November 20, 2007

This looks... impractical.
posted by Faint of Butt at 6:32 PM on November 20, 2007

Crotchy should have been crochet.
posted by HeroZero at 7:29 PM on November 20, 2007

The original Krotchy was a boy....
posted by Oriole Adams at 11:52 PM on November 20, 2007