Comments on: The Men Who Stare At Goats

The Men Who Stare At Goats

loquacious — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 00:31:49 -0800

Crazy Rulers of the World: The Men Who Stare at Goats - A rather clear look at attempts to use the paranormal in the US military. (Part 2: Funny Torture, Part 3: Psychic Foot Soldiers)

By: ryoshu

ryoshu — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 00:40:33 -0800

Strange film. But the CIA did things like remote viewing experiments, so, well, wtf?

By: Henry C. Mabuse

Henry C. Mabuse — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 00:42:35 -0800

Goats are the key.

By: Item

Item — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 00:49:53 -0800

Neat. I read Ronson's book of the same name a few years back and loved it. I heard about the documentary version at one time but completely forgot about it - probably due to some sort of psy-ops conducted on my head for god know what reason. Thanks for the find.

By: Ambrosia Voyeur

Ambrosia Voyeur — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 01:04:04 -0800

Loving it, loq.

By: Ambrosia Voyeur

Ambrosia Voyeur — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 01:20:50 -0800

1st Earth Battalion Manual

By: Ambrosia Voyeur

Ambrosia Voyeur — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 01:53:02 -0800

Okay, third in a row, but I just placed where I know this narrator from. He's the one who was pushed into the lake by his friends. (on TAL)

By: JHarris

JHarris — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 02:21:49 -0800

Ah, so it made the Blue. Strange I didn't think about posting it here, we watched most of this a couple of weeks ago, it's a very nice doc.

By: dydecker

dydecker — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 02:29:43 -0800

Not a good film this one. Too much about Ronson, and Ronson's attitude toward his subjects, which is usually oh, how weeeeird! It doesn't come across half as intriguing as he thinks. Light entertainment, basically.

By: From Bklyn

From Bklyn — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 03:13:49 -0800

This one guy? He's so powerful? He like, kicked a hamster's ass. Just, creamed him. Like, WHOA. It's funny the mix of crack-pot to not-crack-pot. The guy training at Pendelton? Not crack-pot. The guy who kicks hamster butt? Kicks hamster butt. The guy who wrote the Earth army manual? Seems like a Kurz (both the Conrad and Brando variety) at the out-set, but clearly is much, much scarier. And interesting. If they had excised the whackos, it's actually kind of interesting. I mean, as a history of the American Armed Forces absorbing and adapting (and not adapting) to the lessons of the Vietnamese war. But man, it's long.

By: konolia

konolia — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 03:55:26 -0800

They do use goats at Bragg, but they don't stare at them. You don't want to know what they use them for.

By: Faint of Butt

Faint of Butt — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 04:10:37 -0800

Are you serious, konolia? That's the sort of behavior I'd expect from the Navy, not the Army. /pirate

By: greenskpr

greenskpr — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 04:29:46 -0800

:40

By: Haruspex

Haruspex — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 04:33:17 -0800

I believe Konolia is implying (but please correct me if I'm wrong) that the Army uses animals such as goats and dogs for weapons testing. Bullet effectiveness, exit and entry comparisons, etc. First heard about it when I was at Fort Benning, O many years gone. Hoped it was a) not true, or b) not true anymore.

By: East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94

East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 05:23:46 -0800

MetaFilter: The Men Who Stare At Goatse

By: longbaugh

longbaugh — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 05:47:23 -0800

Previous hilarity on the First Earth Battalion.

By: longbaugh

longbaugh — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 05:51:25 -0800

Special Forces medics originally used dogs to learn how to deal with bullet wound trauma and so forth. They changed to using goats under the theory that nobody likes goats. If I recall correctly they now send them to Detroit*. *actually partly true - some Army medics were sent to hospital trauma centres prior to the First Gulf War to get used to dealing with bullet wounds.

By: Pecinpah

Pecinpah — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 06:29:54 -0800

When I was a Navy medic (first Gulf War) I was told that I would have to go through 'Goat Lab' if I wanted to be attached to a Marine recon unit, if I went out for SEALs, or if I was to be attached to any other elite combat unit. I was more interested in SAR or EMT work, however, so I never had to see the goats. It was described to me how a goat would be shot through the gut and your job would be to try your best to save it's life. Petty Officer Fitzgerald, a long-time Marine recon corpsman, told me, "The goat always dies. You just try to do the best you can." It sounded awful to me, but I could understand its educational benefit to the fledgeling medic. Still, I'm glad I never had to see it first-hand. For further educational benefit, pigs and goats were restrainded and shot through the legs while being recorded with high-speed cameras. This was done to study the effects of cavitation on exit wounds. Those films were very hard to watch. Again, I can understand the benefit, it's just a horrible thing to see (and hear).

By: ROU_Xenophobe

ROU_Xenophobe — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 07:03:58 -0800

For further educational benefit, pigs and goats were restrainded and shot through the legs while being recorded with high-speed cameras. This was done to study the effects of cavitation on exit wounds. Any reason they didn't just humanely kill them immediately beforehand?

By: cog_nate

cog_nate — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 07:11:13 -0800

The line company medics in my battalion had to go through the goat trauma training. Didn't sound fun. The US military also tested VX on goats. (Don't click that link if you like goats.) The Ronson book is pretty good. Looking forward to watching the documentary. Thanks, loquacious.

By: Pecinpah

Pecinpah — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 07:39:01 -0800

Any reason they didn't just humanely kill them immediately beforehand? My guess is that they had two reasons. 1) The military mindset doesn't really work like that, and 2) they wanted to see what effect this had on a living organism (bleed-out times, damage to tissues due to struggling, impact-to-reaction times, things like that). There is footage of a bullet being shot through a cube of clear gelatin as well (you can see the waves of pressure and cavitation very clearly moving through the gelatin), but that wouldn't be as useful to the military as the live tests. I'm pretty happy to not be in the military anymore.

By: pokermonk

pokermonk — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 08:07:46 -0800

You'll have to check with her on the rules (since this in three parts) BUT I think you may have just won a dollar.

By: Alvy Ampersand

Alvy Ampersand — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 09:12:29 -0800

He's the one who was pushed into the lake by his friends. That's not how I remember it! Thanks loquacious, this looks good.

By: loquacious

loquacious — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 10:36:29 -0800

This isn't the first full length documentary on MeFi, I know this for a fact. Because I've also linked to the ARPAnet doc and the Tetris one as well. Gimme 3 dollar!

By: cog_nate

cog_nate — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 10:50:48 -0800

Here you go.

By: scalefree

scalefree — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 11:01:13 -0800

Some years back I met a guy from the NSA who had some experience either with the FEB or Project Star Gate, not sure which. Among other things he thought he could travel through time. He wanted me & my girlfriend at the time to join his side in some NSA-CIA internecine conflict & hack the CIA for him. Seriously, it was like something out of Alias. Ever since then I've been convinced that the entire intelligence community is infested with absolute wack-jobs & should be pretty much scrapped & dismantled.

By: Artw

Artw — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 11:35:33 -0800

I bet these guys could find WMDs on demand though, unlike the useless pre-Iraq invasion intelligence guys.

By: loquacious

loquacious — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 11:40:14 -0800

Here you go. !!! Can I please have a hardcopy of that? I need to buy some, er, bug powder.

By: Smedleyman

Smedleyman — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 11:53:41 -0800

Man, I'd like to stare at a goat. That'd be sweet. I wonder if there's some quantifiable relationship is between authority and stupid useless tasks? There are folks who (I've met 'em, I suspect most of you have) will do just about anything for money as long as it's low energy and doesn't require thinking. Someone was telling me how easy their job was sitting at a desk all day, getting the occasional file, getting paid for basically doing nothing and they thought it was great (it'd drive me nuts). So obviously there's some willingness (Stare at a goat all day? Yes sir!) but I'm curious if there is - and I've got the milgram experiment in mind (and, yes, perhaps all the Burroughs references are coloring my perspective here) - some relationship where it's appeasing to authority to get someone to do something entirely stupid and/or arbitrary (as opposed to, in those experiments, banally evil).

By: scalefree

scalefree — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 13:52:59 -0800

Man, I'd like to stare at a goat. That'd be sweet. I have a sneaking suspicion that they made underhanded use of myatonic fainting goats to fake the whole heart attack thing. Maybe not always, but at some point they needed to keep funding up & they brought in a ringer to impress the brass.

By: JHarris

JHarris — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 16:45:06 -0800

What's this stuff about shooting goats? I've watched the first two parts of the documentary, and I don't remember anything about shooting them. It's quite definitely goat staring they're talking about.

By: scalefree

scalefree — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 17:09:17 -0800

I don't think they mentioned it in the documentary but Goat Lab is a dual-purpose facility. Its original function was to provide wounded bodies for practice in battlefield wound repair. Shoot a goat then have the trainee (try to) fix it up. The goat starers co-opted the place to practice their wackiness.

By: Hactar

Hactar — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 17:21:48 -0800

Shit, I never realized Discordians got that far into the military. This stuff has Operation Mindfuck written all over it. Wait, they're serious serious, like not just fucking with people and working at being serious? This stuff makes Haliburton look reasonable.

By: pax digita

pax digita — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 19:17:03 -0800

Smedleyman -- like firewatch?

By: tighttrousers

tighttrousers — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 20:38:33 -0800

Needs more Louis Theroux.

By: pokermonk

pokermonk — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:24:59 -0800

Because I've also linked to the ARPAnet doc and the Tetris one as well. ARPAnet was 30 minutes? And Tetris is dead but I think was only an hour long. There have been a bunch that have hit the hour-forty-five mark, but I haven't seen one hit 2 hours until now. Not that it's my dollar, anyway.

By: Smedleyman

Smedleyman — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 04:09:42 -0800

Yeah, some firewatches. Some stuff you have to do so people don't mill around and get into trouble. But actively spending money, time, talent - on some programs, I just don't get.

By: WPW

WPW — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 06:22:54 -0800

It's worth remembering the name "Stubblebine" - he's one of the nuttier elements in the documentary. It's worth remembering that name because he gets cited by the "911 Truthers" as lending credibility to their cause.

By: scalefree

scalefree — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 08:09:34 -0800

Stubblebine ran Star Gate & married a psychiatrist/UFO abductee.