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Odd creativity with sex toys

janetplanet — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 08:21:31 -0800

Odd creativity with sex toys - sometimes funny, sometimes sad, sometimes pretty far-out, and sometimes just unbelievable (all links probably NSFW to varying degrees)

By: dead_

dead_ — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 08:30:04 -0800

This is my favorite.

By: GuyZero

GuyZero — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 08:30:06 -0800

Talc included!

By: janetplanet

janetplanet — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 08:34:27 -0800

btw, this one didn't really fit in with the post, but I wouldn't want Fido or Spot to feel left out here (woof woof)....

By: shakespeherian

shakespeherian — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 09:21:29 -0800

Quit pussyfooting around!

By: vbfg

vbfg — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 09:26:42 -0800

Do casualty / ER departments really need more people with vacuum related genital injuries?

By: maryh

maryh — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 09:37:55 -0800

The Cone will have you rocking, humping and gyrating like a slag in a nightclub. That it, I'm sold!

By: maryh

maryh — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 09:39:11 -0800

*that's* I'm so excited I can barely type, I guess.

By: Turtles all the way down

Turtles all the way down — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 09:45:13 -0800

If only real ladies came with a vagina in their feet. Sigh... one can only dream, I suppose.

By: msali

msali — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 10:10:29 -0800

How funny is it that the fetish feet (with built in vagina!) are out of stock? Is it a popular stocking stuffer this time of year? Get it? Stocking stuffer?!

By: sourwookie

sourwookie — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 11:30:57 -0800

Flagged as sexy!

By: Ambrosia Voyeur

Ambrosia Voyeur — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 11:46:03 -0800

Ugh, I'm so jaded.

By: nanojath

nanojath — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 11:48:58 -0800

...life-like futurotic foot mounted on a provacative high-heel shoe with a luscious tight, ribbed pussy tucked away discreetly at the base of the foot... Yes, discretion is important... so that people don't think you're some kind of freak when they see your pseudo-flesh high-heeled foot on the bookshelf.

By: InnocentBystander

InnocentBystander — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 12:18:45 -0800

[IB's wife] One of my clients just bought me the cone. LOVE. LOVE LOVE. LOVE LOVE LOVE.

By: exlotuseater

exlotuseater — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 12:33:24 -0800

What's so great about the Cone?

By: CitizenD

CitizenD — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 12:38:32 -0800

this is my favorite: the jesus jackhammer. (also on that site: the baby jesus butt plug)

By: Wolfdog

Wolfdog — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 12:38:59 -0800

Reckon that does leave you a bystander, although the innocence is debatable.

By: InnocentBystander

InnocentBystander — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 13:40:42 -0800

The best thing about the cone is how useful it is for two-person fun. The logistics of using a vibrator during intercourse are weird enough that the spontaneity is lost. The cone takes care of this problem. It is good for both partners during intercourse. The biggest problem we have with it is that we can only use it while our housemates are gone, because things get pretty noisy when we're using it -- and not because of the vibration.

By: Room 101

Room 101 — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 14:13:12 -0800

this is my favorite: the jesus jackhammer. Thanks alot, CitizenD. Now I can't get this out of my head.

By: Ambrosia Voyeur

Ambrosia Voyeur — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 14:19:21 -0800

This is my idea of far-out, btw. Rubber fuckfeet are not.

By: louche mustachio

louche mustachio — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 14:47:54 -0800

There are a lot of sex toys that fall into this category in a not terribly fun or sexy way. When I could get them at cost or for free (sometimes we got samples that the company wasn't going to sell) I would sometimes adopt them, because I thought they were funny. For example, there was this poorly designed number. I think we did actually sell the foot vagina, which is rather nasty when you see it in person. As long as we're on the subject of weird sex toys... wait, don't click on this. I'm sorry.

By: mrzarquon

mrzarquon — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 14:54:49 -0800

the real question is: what type of job does IB's wife have that involves client's purchasing her sex toys? (or area or market).

By: InnocentBystander

InnocentBystander — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 15:48:50 -0800

Mrzarquon: Phone sex, specializing in erotic hypnosis and financial domination.

By: whoaali

whoaali — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 17:33:07 -0800

Dear god louche mustachio, of course I guess it's better than them using the real thing...uggh.

By: mrzarquon

mrzarquon — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 17:35:29 -0800

IB: I feel quite dumb for asking that now, as I have some friends who have similar lines of employment.

By: DU

DU — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 19:21:56 -0800

"financial domination"? Meaning men who want her to tell them their paychecks are too small?

By: InnocentBystander

InnocentBystander — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 19:58:12 -0800

Financial domination is like "give me your money. And stuff. Yeah, stuff, too. Right now. Or else. Or else what? Or else I won't take your money! And then you'll be sorry!" This actually works.

By: janetplanet

janetplanet — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 21:32:30 -0800

wow, I've been spending all these years working in an office not even aware of such career alternatives (sheltered life, I guess). Is there a training school or course for potential financial dominatrixes? might be time for a career change!

By: kureshii

kureshii — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 02:36:54 -0800

Man, those sex dolls come close enough to the uncanny valley even if they are incapable of self-initiated movement. Here's a catalogue, if anyone's interested.

By: louche mustachio

louche mustachio — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 08:31:40 -0800

Dear god louche mustachio, of course I guess it's better than them using the real thing...uggh. Oh believe me, I couldn't bear to use the critter as its makers intended. It's purely for show and tell. In fact, most animal shaped sex toys weird me out, including the ever popular Rabbit, and that one that looks like a rude wombat crawling up a lady's dress. I don't care what kind of state of the art doo hicketys you've got up in there, I'm not going to forget that the thing is shaped like a rodent, and will therefore not be able to stop laughing long enough to get Hot and/or Bothered. Random weird sex toy fact: If you throw a Pocket Pussy at the warehouse ceiling, it will stick there forever.

By: homunculus

homunculus — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 00:48:04 -0800

Come All Ye Faithful!