Comments on: Quiz: are you an asshole ?

Quiz: are you an asshole ?

elpapacito — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 16:54:18 -0800

Of course you are not ...but what if you look, walk, and quack like an ....asshole ? You may be seen as one ! Fear not, for this King of All AssHoles that goes by the name of Bob Sutton wrote a test for you. He also wrote a book and he dares teach at Stanford and even has spare time to run a blog. What a royal ass !

By: cog_nate

cog_nate — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 16:59:21 -0800

A-SS-HO-LE, everybody!

By: jeffamaphone

jeffamaphone — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 17:01:04 -0800

Meh.

By: slimepuppy

slimepuppy — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 17:02:57 -0800

I've got an universal asshole quiz. Consists of one question. Q: Are you an asshole? A: Yes B: No If you answered A: congratulations, you're an asshole, asshole. If you answered B: congratulations, you're the annoying kind of asshole who doesn't realise they're an asshole, asshole.

By: boo_radley

boo_radley — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 17:04:26 -0800

His blog uses dark blue for blockquotes -- well, what I'd assume would be blockquotes if he weren't glomming his posts in from Office -- and black for normal text. I thought I was going blind because the difference is just barely perceptible. I scrolled back and forth repeatedly trying to see exactly what was going on. Maddening. Absolutely maddening.

By: amberglow

amberglow — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 17:04:28 -0800

that's a relief-- I only got a 4. : > (of course, it's situational--and very dependent on the people above you and how they treat everyone, i think--and whatever systems are in place, controlwise--you can't trust or be nice to people who don't ever return the favor or even care to)

By: amberglow

amberglow — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 17:05:22 -0800

and of course, slimepuppy has a point too ; >

By: Clave

Clave — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 17:06:14 -0800

I don't need no steenking quiz to tell me I'm an asshole. I've worked hard, and I'm pretty good at it.

By: elpapacito

elpapacito — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 17:06:21 -0800

amberglow writes "that's a relief-- I only got a 4. : >" Meh, wrong test ! Try Royal Bitch :D !

By: The Light Fantastic

The Light Fantastic — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 17:12:52 -0800

that's a relief-- I only got a 4 12, Bitches! In your face!!

By: finite

finite — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 17:16:14 -0800

Am I an asshole if I say that that was such an asinine quiz that I couldn't finish it? I think if I had finished it, it was going to say I wasn't an asshole, but that is (obviously) just because all of their questions were describing a different kind of asshole than I am. (I'm a friendly-ass asshole who only resorts to ass-holiness when it is really necessary.)

By: Megafly

Megafly — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 17:17:56 -0800

17 of course I do work with morons who try to sabotage me. So there is that.

By: quin

quin — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 17:18:30 -0800

See, the problem is that this is only really a test of if you are an asshole in the workplace. When I'm here, I'm tranquility itself. I the serene giver of life and taker of sadness. But when I hit the streets, oh. my. Let's just put it this way: cars were given bumpers for a reason. And sometimes that reason other cars. And other times it's pedestrians. But mostly, it's for entertainment.

By: jonmc

jonmc — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 17:24:20 -0800

Are you an asshole ? Of course I am. We all are. The entire process of life is uncovering exactly what subspecies of asshole you are.

By: kuujjuarapik

kuujjuarapik — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 17:26:48 -0800

Long answer yes with a maybe, short answer no with a but.

By: jscalzi

jscalzi — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 17:31:41 -0800

2. But, trust me, I can be a total asshole when I want to be.

By: Bookhouse

Bookhouse — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 17:33:32 -0800

Asshole Admits to Being Asshole in Supreme Asshole Move.

By: snsranch

snsranch — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 17:35:37 -0800

I think the test confuses "asshole" with "sociopath fuckwad".

By: edgeways

edgeways — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 17:36:52 -0800

By: kigpig

kigpig — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 17:37:43 -0800

"You were a nice person until you started working with the current bunch of creeps." false - I was never a nice person. "You don’t trust the people around you, and they don’t trust you." false - The morons trust, nay, idolize me. "You see your co-workers as competitors." false - How could those idiots possibly compete? "You secretly enjoy watching other people suffer and squirm." false - nothing secretive about it. "Sometimes you just can’t contain your contempt toward the losers and jerks at your workplace." false - sometimes? "You take credit for the accomplishments of your team – why not? They would be nowhere without you." false - I contribute as little as humanly possible to my team. "You constantly interrupt people because, after all, what you have to say is more important." false - I constantly interrupt people because I wasn't listening in the first place. "You love your immediate team and they love you, but are at constant warfare with the rest of the organization. You treat everyone else like crap because, after all, if you’re not on my team, you either don’t matter or are the enemy." false - I despise my immediate team ...etc... 4 - good to see I'm not an asshole!

By: pyramid termite

pyramid termite — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 17:41:34 -0800

do they have a test to see if you're a psychotic bastard?

By: DU

DU — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 17:47:54 -0800

This test is not very scientific. <- Pedantic, internet asshole

By: mr_crash_davis

mr_crash_davis — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 17:52:26 -0800

quin and I are on the same wavelength.

By: MrVisible

MrVisible — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 18:36:07 -0800

I pretended I was Jesus and took the quiz. I got a 12. Christ: what an asshole.

By: Smedleyman

Smedleyman — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 18:44:03 -0800

Metafilter: you feel surrounded by incompetent idiots and you can’t help letting them know the truth every now and then

By: galtr

galtr — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 18:52:14 -0800

Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole, not like you.

By: dyoneo

dyoneo — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 19:32:39 -0800

I read the links expecting this guy to be yet another synthetic shark making his name selling platitudes as ballsy contrarianism, telling the next generation of downsizers and outsourcers and golden-parachuters exactly what their charmed and withered little hearts most yearn to hear: that kindness is weakness, that there's virtue in destruction, that all good things, for the self and the world, flow from the unhesitating willingness to crush those who hesitate, et cetera - but that's not what this is. Sure, it's simplistic pop business writing, and meant, mostly, to paste a pleasant face over the same old predatory maw, but it opens a small window on a field that's usually too broad to even begin to survey: we - at least we Americans - have carefully crafted a Cult of the Asshole, of the untrammeled ego, of the no-BS unvarnished truth-teller, and that cult has thriving metastatic branches in business, in government, on the roads and sidewalks, in the places we shop and eat and fuck and talk. To say so may be to tout an even easier platitude, but it's the right platitude, the one your mother, if she did even a middling job, made some token effort to impart: "Yes, dear, Mommy's sometimes an asshole. Your father, if I'm being totally honest about it, would be the Executive Vice-Asshole of the County Board of Assholes by now if he hadn't been such an asshole to the other assholes at the 11th National Conference of Assholes. God knows we could use the extra money. And you, my darling little zucchini, you're showing some very promising signs of growing up into a grade-A All-American asshole. Your teachers tell me that Colgate and Dartmouth are already putting out feelers. Mommy's very proud of you. But there's something you need to hear, just this once, even if you don't really listen to Mommy too much anymore, what with the puppy incident and the non-negotiable demands for ice cream at breakfast and that high-pitched ambulance sound you somehow emit when I mention maybe thinking about discussing turning off the Playstation some time in the next twelve hours: try, please just try, not to be an asshole."

By: pompomtom

pompomtom — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 19:45:40 -0800

Certainly not! Whether I'm an arsehole or not remains to be quantified.

By: pompomtom

pompomtom — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 19:49:05 -0800

OK, done the test now. What a crap and easily-gamed test. I'm still not an asshole.

By: Ambrosia Voyeur

Ambrosia Voyeur — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 19:49:48 -0800

dymeo: stfu n00b

By: Sukiari

Sukiari — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 20:00:59 -0800

This test is pretty much worthless if you are self employed like me. Although when I have worked for other people, I have always felt surrounded by assholes.

By: inoculatedcities

inoculatedcities — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 20:12:49 -0800

I think an inclination to list advanced degrees after your name (especially in irrelevant contexts) makes one look like a bit of an asshole.

By: oddman

oddman — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 20:13:51 -0800

I'm not the asshole here. It's everyone else.

By: b1tr0t

b1tr0t — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 21:13:43 -0800

That test was too easy. I don't know why all you losers couldn't figure out the right answers.

By: ethnomethodologist

ethnomethodologist — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 21:20:02 -0800

I think an inclination to list advanced degrees after your name (especially in irrelevant contexts) makes one look like a bit of an asshole. Completely agree. One of the biggest assholes I've ever met has a law degree that he's never used, and he teaches computer science (or whatever it's called) at a community college. On his website and all his syllabi he calls himself "Dr. Joseph _____, JD." That's right, "Introduction to Microsoft Office. Instructor: Dr. Joseph _____, JD." The very idea of a "juris doctor" calling himself "Dr" is jarring enough.

By: dhammond

dhammond — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 23:15:08 -0800

Test is borked. It told me I wasn't an asshole.

By: kigpig

kigpig — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 00:14:01 -0800

That test was too easy. I don't know why all you losers couldn't figure out the right answers. For those honest enough not to retake the test who also have an inclination for pattern recognition, what were the 'non-asshole' answers to every question? Presuming you caught the pattern early on, did you in between desires to snark, question yourself for being naturally inclined to answer the opposite wondering why the test designer might think this to be an assoholic behaviorism?

By: shothotbot

shothotbot — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 03:11:36 -0800

Don't forget the Three Asshole Rule, if you meet three or more assholes in one day, you are the asshole.

By: elpapacito

elpapacito — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 03:47:43 -0800

snsranch writes "I think the test confuses 'asshole' with 'sociopath fuckwad'" I guess the latter is a lot more introverse and primary cause of his own misery and of these who are closer to him/her (assuming someone can survive that and isn't codependant) , the former is more self confident and even partially or temporarily conscious that his asshattery is out of control and self damaging, but finds the diffused asshattery as a comfortable excuse for not changing.

By: elpapacito

elpapacito — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 04:51:19 -0800

And than we have this new young mefite living with two parent that may fit some definition of jerk, abuser, asshole at a pathological level. In a parallel, consider the extent of power a boss can have on a person that is in need, expecially financial one..and I am not talking about idiots drowning themselves in debt to buy surplus shit, even if I can sympathize with their weakness...I am talking about people who do need money because they support other people lives or need it to cure themselves, or just to live the "dream" of not needing to beg on daily basis to "just live". Consider how easily they can be crushed and then imagine what if you are, after all, so much frail you can't even being to imagine how much.

By: sfenders

sfenders — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 07:18:52 -0800

I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes. Keep firing, Assholes!

By: sotonohito

sotonohito — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 09:52:30 -0800

The test must be messed up, I only scored three and I know I'm an asshole.