Comments on: Not that Big Box Armor you're used to.

Not that Big Box Armor you're used to.

PhatLobley — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 10:55:22 -0800

"Your dog will need to be a pitbull shaped dog around 65 lbs or Ill need your dog here in person to get the right fit." Armor with a personal touch. A full suit of armor for $610! And you your pitbull shaped dog can even match. Oh, and in case you share a hobby with the janitor from Scrubs, you can get this as well.

They should hire this guy to do Prince Caspian, if that's the next Narnia movie they're making.

By: ericb

ericb — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 11:01:45 -0800

But, can he build Tarkus for me for $610?

By: Pink Fuzzy Bunny

Pink Fuzzy Bunny — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 11:03:22 -0800

I see your squirel armor and raise you cat and mouse armor (Prev iously)

By: dersins

dersins — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 11:06:03 -0800

Does it come in Atlanta Falcons team colors? Can I get # 7

By: dersins

dersins — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 11:08:52 -0800

By: GuyZero

GuyZero — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 11:09:48 -0800

GERBIL ARMOR COMING SOON This is actually pretty awesome though.

By: freshwater_pr0n

freshwater_pr0n — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 11:15:01 -0800

That poor, poor, puppy. He looks like an armadillo, only less dignified. The earholes in the headpiece, especially, are killing me.

By: inconsequentialist

inconsequentialist — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 11:16:14 -0800

Why do I think he's not really kidding about the gerbil armor?

By: Benjamin Nushmutt

Benjamin Nushmutt — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 11:16:59 -0800

My desire to snark is at odds with my respect for this guy's craftsmanship.

By: sotonohito

sotonohito — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 11:20:08 -0800

I think the dog armor is kinda nifty, actually.

By: vorfeed

vorfeed — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 11:22:28 -0800

Yeah, that's neat. Wish I could work metal like that.

By: timeistight

timeistight — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 11:25:22 -0800

Just in time for Christmas!

By: CynicalKnight

CynicalKnight — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 11:34:28 -0800

Just the thing to protect him from frantic parents whehn he sinks his teeth into toddlers at the park.

By: canine epigram

canine epigram — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 11:38:57 -0800

I wonder if he makes armor for bears too. Weirdly cool.

By: MrMoonPie

MrMoonPie — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 11:41:54 -0800

When my dad started having serious health problems, he decided to fulfill some life-long materialistic dreams: to get a Rolex, and to get a full-size, wearable suit of armor. When Dad died, my brother got the Rolex; as soon as my mom is willing to give it up, the armor is mine. I think it's a fair deal.

By: thehmsbeagle

thehmsbeagle — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 11:46:36 -0800

The armor for ladies (please only really funny boob jokes, thx) looks incredibly uncomfortable. Wouldn't your boobs be all squished, or..?

By: ROU_Xenophobe

ROU_Xenophobe — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 12:02:50 -0800

Now, if he had little horned viking hats in vallhund sizes...

By: homunculus

homunculus — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 12:21:58 -0800

Your dog wants steel.

By: homunculus

homunculus — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 12:27:00 -0800

This could come in handy if your dog is going to fight a monkey with a stick.

By: The Bellman

The Bellman — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 12:33:37 -0800

PowerThirst: It'll make you feel like you're wearing ARMOR made for a PITBULL. ARMOR for a PITBULL. A PITBULL.

By: khaibit

khaibit — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 12:42:53 -0800

Dogs you cannot trust. Owners you cannot trust. This, this you can trust.

By: vorfeed

vorfeed — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 12:52:59 -0800

The armor for ladies (please only really funny boob jokes, thx) looks incredibly uncomfortable. Wouldn't your boobs be all squished, or..? I assume he builds them from measurements, so at least they should fit. That said, the top and bottom ones (without the metal tits) are the ones that look the most comfortable to me. They probably fit like a sports bra, which is to say, somewhat squished/uncomfortable, but not nearly as bad as the your-boobs-are-forever-SEPARATE-BUT-EQUAL-now! look of the Deluxe one.

By: miss lynnster

miss lynnster — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 13:04:25 -0800

Y'know, I'm thinkin' some pitbulls are given very reasonable incentive to want to attack the people who own them. If not the heavy armor, then just the fact that the guy goes around shirtless saying things like "Welcome to the gunshow..."

By: bonecrusher

bonecrusher — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 13:04:37 -0800

Given the way my dog sulks when I put fleece booties on her ("It's December and you're half Chihuahua - fucking deal with it!"), I image this must be pure canine hell.

By: The Bellman

The Bellman — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 13:07:00 -0800

Is you're half-chihuahua also named bonecrusher? Because that would be, you know, awesome.

By: The Bellman

The Bellman — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 13:07:26 -0800

No, no, no.... Not you're, your. I HATE idiots who make that mistake. Like me.

By: kirkaracha

kirkaracha — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 13:19:43 -0800

[skeptical]: Magic helmet.

By: krinklyfig

krinklyfig — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 13:36:58 -0800

bonecrusher writes "Given the way my dog sulks when I put fleece booties on her ('It's December and you're half Chihuahua - fucking deal with it!'), I image this must be pure canine hell." Just look at this picture.

By: quin

quin — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:49:39 -0800

My dog doesn't wear armor, she is a Berserker. And like a furry, guided-missile, she will without fail, manage to nail you in the crotch when she leaps into your lap. The mere thought of adding mass to this painful experience makes me wince.

By: clevershark

clevershark — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 16:48:26 -0800

I have to admit, it just looks so much better than those silly sweaters people put on dogs.

By: cmyk

cmyk — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 20:34:24 -0800

Oh god. Oh god oh god oh god. Painful mental place. I have a Boxer. She greets friends the same way the 1976 Flyers greeted their opponents. The last thing she needs is to be pointy while she does it.

By: nicolas léonard sadi carnot

nicolas léonard sadi carnot — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 21:22:23 -0800

Awesome, it looks just like the warhound in Conan the Barbarian that eats Young Conan's dad!

By: fearfulsymmetry

fearfulsymmetry — Sat, 08 Dec 2007 05:21:41 -0800

I'm sure wearing this would get you laughed out of the jousting tourney

By: craven_morhead

craven_morhead — Sat, 08 Dec 2007 08:45:17 -0800

I dig the craftsmanship. I also enjoyed the web 1.0'ness of Gallery 2. "uh, here are some pics of my ride..."