Rule 34 for photos of bacon on people

December 7, 2007 1:19 PM

Food and Beauty is a series of portraits of models with meat (and fish, and other kinds of food). It's strange, it's off-putting, it's sometimes sexy, but mostly ewww. Somehow I bet somewhere there is a Rule 34 site dedicated to weird shit like this (via Serious Eats)
posted by mathowie (21 comments total)

I really like Serious Eats. Some of those photos? Notsomuchso.
posted by slogger at 1:21 PM on December 7, 2007

And I used to think bacon made everything better.
posted by exogenous at 1:24 PM on December 7, 2007

All those links, and you skip the sexy?
posted by tommasz at 1:25 PM on December 7, 2007

I clicked the ewww link and thought "what's so bad about that eel?"

Then I looked to the right.

EWWW!
posted by Kattullus at 1:28 PM on December 7, 2007

I actually couldn't decide on a sexy. Maybe it's the salmon one on the neck?
posted by mathowie at 1:31 PM on December 7, 2007

All those links, and you skip the sexy?

I'm pretty sure there wasn't any to skip.
posted by dersins at 1:31 PM on December 7, 2007

mmmm...neck salmon...
posted by ba at 1:41 PM on December 7, 2007

This reminds me of "Things that I have worn around my neck and then subsequently eaten," from one of my favorite flickr photostreams.
posted by bluishorange at 1:46 PM on December 7, 2007 [4 favorites]

whoa.

The dipped earlobe and sprinkled tongue are sexy. Would have chosen Nutella for the dip though. He knows a hot tamale.

The goldfish lips is surreal.

Interesting the ethereal quality of the women's faces with the graphic detail of the cut off turkey leg or whatever fowl that used to be.

Neat to learn about Rule 34
Generally accepted internet rule that states that pornography or sexually related material exists for any conceivable subject.

*mind drifts to try and imagine what might not exist. Robot snail sex?

Nope, sure enough, it exists. And quite awesomely.

Huh, that Rule 34 is amazing.
posted by nickyskye at 2:00 PM on December 7, 2007 [1 favorite]

Once again high culture has co-opted the domain of the common man, Hats of Meat.
posted by prostyle at 2:30 PM on December 7, 2007

Meat and sex, what's not to like?
posted by BrotherCaine at 2:33 PM on December 7, 2007

Is that...is that caul fat?
posted by Powerful Religious Baby at 2:35 PM on December 7, 2007

Woefully, I am reminded of the shoplifting scene in Pink Flamingos.
posted by loquacious at 2:45 PM on December 7, 2007

OM NOM NOM NOM
posted by rouftop at 3:31 PM on December 7, 2007

The model is cute. Boyzone!
posted by 0xFCAF at 3:50 PM on December 7, 2007

The rules.
posted by Rhomboid at 3:58 PM on December 7, 2007

Uh, I like the photos.
posted by desuetude at 4:16 PM on December 7, 2007

What is that small, skinned animal?
posted by mosessis at 4:54 PM on December 7, 2007

I can just see Tyra Banks coming across this and implementing some of the ideas into a photo shoot on ANTM. Then one of the contestants will refuse to participate because of her strong views about animal rights. She will then be eliminated because nothing, absolutely nothing, not even your sincerest convictions matter in the modeling world.
posted by inconsequentialist at 5:19 PM on December 7, 2007

I sent the link to a friend who sent me back this: Padma Lakshmi munching on a porkchop. In the same series there's Lakshmi eating spaghetti and and licking fudge.
posted by Kattullus at 9:59 AM on December 8, 2007

/me goes to see if www.rule34.com is already taken...
posted by SpecialK at 11:42 AM on December 8, 2007