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Rule 34 strikes again.
December 9, 2007 5:24 AM   RSS feed for this thread Subscribe

CPR and resuscitation porn.(totally not safe for work!)
posted by loquacious (18 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: You know, we don't have to prove Rule 34 by example, and it feels like it's been a little heavy on the "well, look at this weird porn!" stuff lately. -- cortex



I feel the same way about this as I did when my mom found my blog.

I want the internet to go away now.
posted by Cyrano at 5:41 AM on December 9, 2007 [2 favorites has favorites]


The goggles... THEY DO NOTHING!

Fetishes are kinky.
posted by cavalier at 5:42 AM on December 9, 2007


I've got to admit, this confuses me.

Real/Fake? HIPAA Laws?

But, the bottom line is, they just get way to close to being a version of snuff films...

I watched one because I couldn't believe it... I'll pass on the rest. Maybe I'm getting old, maybe I've had too many friends and family die...but this is just in very poor taste, no matter how you look at it.
posted by HuronBob at 5:42 AM on December 9, 2007


This is wrong in so many ways it goes completely around the circle and becomes hilarious.
posted by localroger at 5:53 AM on December 9, 2007 [1 favorite has favorites]


HB, if it didn't have the potential to offend, it wouldn't be sexy.

(I'm not saying I consider it sexy)
posted by Ritchie at 5:54 AM on December 9, 2007


But, the bottom line is, they just get way to close to being a version of snuff films..

I hadn't even thought of that. It was more about the sheer randomness of it. I thought I was pretty jaded - if at least in book learnin', but this is some weird shit.

But localroger sums it up pretty good, too.
posted by loquacious at 5:56 AM on December 9, 2007


WTF?
posted by grouse at 5:58 AM on December 9, 2007


I hate that I now know that there are people who are turned on by that.
posted by psmealey at 6:24 AM on December 9, 2007


It's been a while since Rule 34 surprised me. Now I am surprised.
posted by Bugbread at 6:28 AM on December 9, 2007


I put on my scrubs and defibrillator.
posted by carsonb at 6:38 AM on December 9, 2007 [8 favorites has favorites]


Mmmm, MILR porn
posted by Flashman at 6:39 AM on December 9, 2007


Strange that the fetishist heart beats quicker as that of the subject fades. Breath becomes deeper in one and shallow in the other. Would you time climax at the flatline or wait for the ribcage spreader?

Yes, I know what you're thinking: take it to AskMeFi.
posted by hal9k at 6:40 AM on December 9, 2007


This explains that Resusci Annie Real Doll.
posted by kingfisher, his musclebound cat at 6:51 AM on December 9, 2007 [1 favorite has favorites]


Aren't you supposed to compress much harder than that?
posted by StickyCarpet at 7:09 AM on December 9, 2007


Aren't you supposed to compress much harder than that?

Not when you don't want to kill your fetish actress fo' real.
posted by supercres at 7:26 AM on December 9, 2007


Only if you want to start breaking ribs. And that would be a different sort of porn.
posted by kowalski at 7:28 AM on December 9, 2007


Even two girls, one cup, makes some sort of twisted sense. With this, too bad the word 'bizarre' has been used so much that it no longer has any impact. This was just...bizarre.
posted by KokuRyu at 7:33 AM on December 9, 2007


Just when I thought I was comfortable with fetish culture...
posted by sunshinesky at 8:02 AM on December 9, 2007


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