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The whore you know...

psmealey — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 12:19:35 -0800

Hieronymus Bosch Action Figures: Bosch action figures; a perfect gift for that special niece or nephew whose tastes tend toward the demonic and grotesque.

By: munyeca

munyeca — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 12:23:46 -0800

My father received six of these for his birthday in October. They're a bit on the small side, I'd keep them away from toy-swallowing youngsters.

By: humannaire

humannaire — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 12:26:49 -0800

This is a "buy."

By: JeremiahBritt

JeremiahBritt — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 12:28:50 -0800

The first one is also the logo for Tilburg's Dutch Brown Ale, which I originally tried because of the art on the bottle. It's good for the price (~$7 for six bottles) by the way.

By: Alvy Ampersand

Alvy Ampersand — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 12:33:36 -0800

Oh yes. Oh yes.

By: Pope Guilty

Pope Guilty — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 12:42:04 -0800

We wants it, precious.

By: ooga_booga

ooga_booga — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 12:45:37 -0800

Double, actually. The old post also links to the artists who actually make the figures, who also make figures from the works of Bruegel and Dali, amongst others.

By: kkokkodalk

kkokkodalk — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 12:51:16 -0800

You know, for the longest time I had no idea about what to do of the reproductions of Dürer's woodcuts depicting the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse and the Woman Clothed With the Sun and the Seven-headed Dragon that I purchased a while back. I wanted to hang them up, but I always thought, "No, no. Something's missing." Well now I know what that something is. Though I'm slightly disappointed they don't have the dude with the flute up his butt. He would've lent a certain special spark to my collection.

By: vacapinta

vacapinta — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 12:54:04 -0800

Yeah, the previous post has even more Bosch figures.

By: quin

quin — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 12:58:59 -0800

Damn, I was hoping for a bladed ear action figure. Bosch was weird.

By: Faint of Butt

Faint of Butt — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 13:01:42 -0800

Gods damn it, these aren't action figures. They're resin figurines, and they appear to cost $40 to $80 apiece. If they were plastic action figures, I would buy them.

By: ooga_booga

ooga_booga — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 13:05:18 -0800

quin, see the link from the earlier post - they actually do make an "Ears with Knife" figure.

By: vacapinta

vacapinta — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 13:05:33 -0800

Damn, I was hoping for a bladed ear action figure. you got it.

By: geos

geos — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 13:09:42 -0800

Damn, I was hoping for a bladed ear action figure. the bladed ear is on the second page of the second link: this isn't exactly a double since this is a link to where you can *buy* these wonderful (but pricey) stocking stuffers... hey trade your tree man for the devil in a high chair eating somebody...kids stop fighting!

By: geos

geos — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 13:11:52 -0800

here is the bladed ear

By: Sam.Burdick

Sam.Burdick — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 13:12:08 -0800

oh hells yeah! I can't help it I'm a Bosch fan-boy. I'll put those up next to the framed prints from Giger's Baphomet Tarot that I have. *gyyyrrk* Toss in a little Gorey and I'll be all set.

By: OmieWise

OmieWise — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 13:15:50 -0800

Cool!

By: quin

quin — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 13:26:53 -0800

Thanks all, I didn't even realize that there was a second page to the second link. Though I now have to admit that I have all the materials to make one of these, and I might just have to make my own super creepy knife-ear-from-the-pits-of hell-action figure.

By: quin

quin — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 13:28:34 -0800

Naturally, the knife in mine will be real.

By: hydrophonic

hydrophonic — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 13:58:03 -0800

And you won't be using real ears? I mean, you've got a knife already.

By: Brocktoon

Brocktoon — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 14:43:12 -0800

OK, this is cool, but when do the Detective Hieronymus Bosch action figures go on sale?

By: Mcable

Mcable — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 15:34:28 -0800

I must have these for my new office. This will definitely cut down on idle chat about last weekend's football games.