Comments on: Cat Coiffure

Cat Coiffure

hermitosis — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 12:33:56 -0800

"If you have any creature in the house with a head bigger than a walnut (including boyfriends), you need a Kitty Wig™."

By: Ambrosia Voyeur

Ambrosia Voyeur — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 12:41:07 -0800

I wonder if they're just porcelain doll wigs. If so, I bet they make porcelain doll Afros, which is what my cat requires.

By: inconsequentialist

inconsequentialist — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 12:41:50 -0800

Ah, yes. Saw these funny things yesterday. I wouldn't mind having an animal that has pink hair like me. And they're brought to you by the same people who've brought you Subersive Cross Stitch.

By: R. Mutt

R. Mutt — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 12:42:29 -0800

For some reason this reminds me that Jerry Falwell supposedly started the Moral Majority after seeing a photo of Debra Winger kissing her dog.

By: Smilla

Smilla — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 12:42:41 -0800

Ridiculous. Sign me up!

By: bondcliff

bondcliff — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 12:43:01 -0800

Forget about euthanizing pets, can we start putting some of the owners down?

By: itchylick

itchylick — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 12:43:27 -0800

You know, that made me laugh, but there's no way in hell a cat is going to let you put a wig on its head for more than 2 seconds ... unless you're willing to bleed.

By: Thorzdad

Thorzdad — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 12:43:28 -0800

...Jerry Falwell supposedly started the Moral Majority after seeing a photo of Debra Winger kissing her dog. Too much tongue?

By: ShawnString

ShawnString — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 12:43:52 -0800

need to add "merkin" as a tag.

By: Narual

Narual — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 12:44:08 -0800

I wonder what bank gave them a startup loan for that....

By: inconsequentialist

inconsequentialist — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 12:44:42 -0800

Whoops. 'Subversive.'

By: thomas j wise

thomas j wise — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 12:45:35 -0800

If I tried this on Victoria or Disraeli (er, my cats, not the historical figures), I'd expect to find myself out on the street in no time flat. There's only so much the human servant can get away with.

By: hermitosis

hermitosis — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 12:46:52 -0800

Between these and SoftPaws, my army of feline drag queens is nearly ready to march. I'm just looking for a really good portable karaoke machine that can be armed with a laser sight.

By: wendell

wendell — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 12:48:53 -0800

Sadly, only a creature with a head smaller than a walnut would buy those.

By: miss lynnster

miss lynnster — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 12:49:37 -0800

Uh, no. My dog would not be open to wearing a kitty wig. Not to mention that they didn't have her color... she's a natural redhead. (Yes, yes, carpet and drapes.)

By: uncleozzy

uncleozzy — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 12:52:28 -0800

I've got one cat who probably wouldn't mind this much. He's the one who lets me dance with him and put underwear on his head (sometimes at the same time). The other one, though, would probably eat the wig, if I could get her to sit still long enough to put it on. I do like the copy on the description pages, though:

Blonde sets off your kitty’s eyes and makes your kitty look tan.

By: everichon

everichon — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 12:53:13 -0800

WHATS THAT ON YOUR HEAD a WIIIIG!

By: ottereroticist

ottereroticist — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 12:54:43 -0800

But where do their ears go?

By: tadellin

tadellin — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 12:57:52 -0800

You have GOT to be kidding me.

By: bluishorange

bluishorange — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 12:58:20 -0800

I was really hoping they had a red bob wig so I could make my chihuahua Maude look like her namesake, Maude Lebowski. I was also hoping it'd cost less than twenty bucks. Sadly, I was let down on both counts. (But I did discover that my dog is on the first page of image search results for Maude Lebowski. Rock!)

By: uncleozzy

uncleozzy — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 12:59:02 -0800

But where do their ears go? Presumably, they're so furious that their ears are stuck in the "laid back" position, tucked neatly under the wig.

By: aramaic

aramaic — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 13:04:02 -0800

I was going to make a crack about genetically-engineered pet monstrosities, but then I remembered the "teacup poodle" store in my neighborhood. People are weird, and sometimes I think people with pets may be stranger than most.

By: gingerbeer

gingerbeer — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 13:05:26 -0800

LOLCATS?

By: iamkimiam

iamkimiam — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 13:17:45 -0800

Taking lolcats to a whole new level.

By: cmaddie

cmaddie — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 13:33:06 -0800

dewd! wut iz on kitteh's hed?

By: grapefruitmoon

grapefruitmoon — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 13:43:11 -0800

I CAN HAZ HUMILIASHUN?

By: jocelmeow

jocelmeow — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 14:00:07 -0800

DO NOT WANT!

By: djrock3k

djrock3k — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 14:13:34 -0800

Howdy TOTAL WIN (with a 1-point penalty for earlessness)

By: TheOnlyCoolTim

TheOnlyCoolTim — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 14:23:06 -0800

Bashful Blonde Kitty Wig™ $50.00 I think one day my moral compass is going to snap too, and I'm going to start selling useless crap to people foolish enough to buy it for way too much money. Might as well be on the winning side of consumerism.

By: Cat Pie Hurts

Cat Pie Hurts — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 14:35:45 -0800

Blue wigs really DO make anyone sexy. I'm so screwed now.

By: quin

quin — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 15:06:44 -0800

Awesome; drag kitties. I wanna get one just so my wife's fat little girl cat can finally live up to her namesake: All Purpose Cultural Cat Girl Nuku Nuku.

By: krinklyfig

krinklyfig — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 15:14:38 -0800

"If you have any creature in the house with a head bigger than a walnut ..." Looks around ... Looks in mirror ... Nope.

By: pineapple

pineapple — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 18:41:35 -0800

Does every wig come with a complimentary set of falconer's gloves? Because that's what it would take to get one of these on my cat.

By: nzero

nzero — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 09:54:58 -0800

This is a sure sign that Western civilization will soon collapse...

By: petersn1

petersn1 — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 15:50:44 -0800

WHO buys that???