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December 11, 2007 7:20 AM

Worst Word Mashup Trademark Filings. From the guy who brought you the FARK NSFW shenanigans and the Dreamcast 2 foofaraw. Innovisioneering? Really?
posted by Rock Steady (15 comments total)

Mork would suggest choosing a name that doesn’t sound like “manure”.

"Muh" isn't bad. And then "newer"--that's good! Muh-newer.
posted by DU at 7:30 AM on December 11, 2007 [2 favorites]

Speaking as someone who just sat through a two-hour "webinar" delivered by conference phone in my boss's office, I fail to see the problem with any of these.

Oh: :-P
posted by Mike D at 7:41 AM on December 11, 2007 [1 favorite]

LOLMARKETERS
posted by dejah420 at 8:43 AM on December 11, 2007

This portmanteau tastes like cork.
posted by Smart Dalek at 9:10 AM on December 11, 2007 [1 favorite]

These are craptacular magnifistupid excrutialicious
posted by adamrice at 9:15 AM on December 11, 2007 [1 favorite]

A moment of silence for the Resto-Lounge that lost its fight for survival in my town.
posted by bassjump at 9:25 AM on December 11, 2007

this is vocabusgusting.
posted by Foosnark at 9:37 AM on December 11, 2007 [1 favorite]

Speaking as someone who just sat through a two-hour "webinar" delivered by conference phone in my boss's office, I fail to see the problem with any of these.

Oh: :-P
posted by Mike D at 7:41 AM on December 11 [1 favorite +] [!]

The last company I worked for was in the business of conference calls. I refused to ever say the word "webinar".
posted by Uther Bentrazor at 9:54 AM on December 11, 2007

The outstandlessness of these nomenclatules is truly mediocular.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 10:11 AM on December 11, 2007 [3 favorites]

When did English become German?

Can't English speakers either steal an already existant foreign word or make up something new anymore? What's with all the splicing? I'm going to go blog about this!
posted by Pollomacho at 10:59 AM on December 11, 2007 [1 favorite]

Whereas both "outstandlessness" and "nomenclatules"....
posted by DU at 11:23 AM on December 11, 2007

Semi-related, I sometimes refer to Austin, Texas as Austintacious...

And let me be the first in this thread to say that these are all perfectly cromulent.
posted by wendell at 11:58 AM on December 11, 2007

Doubleplusgood!
posted by katillathehun at 12:26 PM on December 11, 2007

When did English become German?

About half past nein.
posted by cortex at 12:36 PM on December 11, 2007 [2 favorites]

This is simply suerpofkdid!
posted by fuq at 1:45 PM on December 11, 2007