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Press the pound key if you would like a pearl necklace

Tommy Gnosis — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 17:55:12 -0800

Phone sex in these modern times. A short YouTube bit. Language NSFW

By: Horace Rumpole

Horace Rumpole — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 18:02:11 -0800

Please remain erect. Your call is important to us.

By: nola

nola — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 18:07:05 -0800

I've been using the over the phone billing options all wrong. This changes everything. Press 1 for Randy.

By: InnocentBystander

InnocentBystander — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 18:15:51 -0800

[IB's wife] I so want to make a listing like this.

By: bruce

bruce — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 18:21:14 -0800

if you work at a phone sex center and prematurely drop a call, is it a firing offense?

By: bonaldi

bonaldi — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 18:22:11 -0800

that homosexuality stuff is so gross. That poor guy.

By: empatterson

empatterson — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 18:22:22 -0800

Finally! A YouTube post worth clicking on. Too funny.

By: YoBananaBoy

YoBananaBoy — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 18:27:21 -0800

and there is this.

By: Horace Rumpole

Horace Rumpole — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 18:34:10 -0800

and there is this. Amateurs.

By: Tommy Gnosis

Tommy Gnosis — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 18:42:29 -0800

that homosexuality stuff is so gross. Seriously, is it really bigoted or homophobic if the idea of having sex yourself with another man or men turns you off? I think that stretches the limits of political correctness past the point of absurdity.

By: InnocentBystander

InnocentBystander — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 18:53:53 -0800

"if you work at a phone sex center and prematurely drop a call, is it a firing offense?" Not if you do it once, or you do it under certain specified parameters. But otherwise? Yes.

By: Astro Zombie

Astro Zombie — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 19:08:11 -0800

It is homophobic not to want to have gay sex. I have it all the time to remind myself that I don't especially like it.

By: Bookhouse

Bookhouse — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 19:19:09 -0800

Truly, freedom means that a man can put his hand up another man's ass, and also that I can find it hilarious.

By: Bookhouse

Bookhouse — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 19:19:22 -0800

NSFW, by the way.

By: bonaldi

bonaldi — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 19:20:04 -0800

if the idea of having sex yourself with another man or men turns you off? there's a difference between "turns you off" and "OH GOD NO WHAT EUGH A VOICE SAID IT HAD COME ON ME ARGH GADZOOKS YUCK". I actually expected it to start turning him on. It would have gone equally funny places.

By: InnocentBystander

InnocentBystander — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 19:26:26 -0800

I find it especially funny, actually, since at least 25% of my callers would love this sort of thing. Many of them are specifically seeking "forced bi" fantasies or hypnosis leading to feminization or being forced to interact sexually with another man. See, it's not gay if a woman tells you to do it. That's totally hetero!

By: ook

ook — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 19:31:35 -0800

Gosh, I never would've guessed that a youtube video about phone sex might not be appropriate for viewing at the office, THANK YOU bookhouse! You've saved my job!!!!

By: ook

ook — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 19:32:01 -0800

Oh wait, never mind. Now I am stupid.

By: nickyskye

nickyskye — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 20:02:23 -0800

Very funny! Good bellylaughs. It's Every Cuss Word We Know by the same guys who created Auto Phone Sex, Stuckey and Murray l www.stuckeyandmurray.com l about them l their other videos.

By: Blazecock Pileon

Blazecock Pileon — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 21:06:51 -0800

I actually expected it to start turning him on. It would have gone equally funny places. Indeed, he could have hung up at any time.

By: Wolof

Wolof — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 21:57:52 -0800

At $4.95 a minute or whatever it does seem to strain credulity that the caller would stay on the line.

By: rokusan

rokusan — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 22:38:44 -0800

Indeed, he could have hung up at any time. What, and have to start ALL OVER AGAIN at the beginning? Never.

By: bruce

bruce — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 01:11:43 -0800

for straight vanilla sex, press 1 for intermediate complexity straight sex, press 2 for advanced straight sex with multiple partners and objects, press 3 for entry-level gay sex, press 4 for gay sex with dildos, buttplugs and sylvester/tweety bird cartoons, press 5 for a mixed gay/straight orgy in a heated swimming pool with the lights off, press 6 for bondage/discipline where a leather jumpsuited dom lashes your naked body with a car antenna, press 7 for an intimate encounter on quaaludes with a young but ready kangaroo ten feet up a tree, press 8 to reach an operator, press 9

By: ersatz

ersatz — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 06:44:01 -0800

What about appliance sex? FZ's disappointed.

By: no_moniker

no_moniker — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 07:39:56 -0800

* presses 8 *