Comments on: Coffee Bukkake Man Arrested!

Coffee Bukkake Man Arrested!

thrakintosh — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 04:31:14 -0800

Girlfriend just broke up with you? Feeling a little stress? Be careful how you relieve it - you may end up on the wrong side of the law (or be the subject of a cartoon depiction).

By: chrismear

chrismear — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 04:44:04 -0800

But we're still okay to spit tea at random schoolgirls, as a frustration-relieving exercise for girls not getting with us in the first place, right? It's a confusing place, this modern politically-correct society. *sigh*

By: srboisvert

srboisvert — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 04:59:13 -0800

Women once again finding a way to steal men's vital fluids.

By: hjo3

hjo3 — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 05:09:23 -0800

Still not as cool as Dog Shit Girl.

By: Devils Rancher

Devils Rancher — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 05:15:09 -0800

Is it worth $5.00 to register Coffee Bukkake Man as a sock-puppet? Hmmmm....

By: psmealey

psmealey — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 05:30:30 -0800

I thought you needed at least five participants to qualify for bukkake. How our standards have fallen.

By: L. Fitzgerald Sjoberg

L. Fitzgerald Sjoberg — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 05:39:05 -0800

Now I'm trying to figure out what "Too Much Bukkake Man" would look like. Aaaand now I'm trying to stop thinking about what "Too Much Bukkake Man" would look like.

By: DU

DU — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 05:48:02 -0800

I expected everyone to shoot this joke all over the thread, but I guess I was wrong: *spits coffee on keyboard*

By: nola

nola — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 05:57:01 -0800

*spits coffee on DU's keyboard*

By: josher71

josher71 — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 06:04:43 -0800

Chrismear = hilarious

By: maryh

maryh — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 06:05:06 -0800

*DU's keyboard comes to it's senses quickly enough to copy nola's SS# to desktop*

By: shakespeherian

shakespeherian — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 06:32:25 -0800

How often does the bukkke tag get used, hmmm?

By: benzo8

benzo8 — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 06:42:34 -0800

How often does the bukkke tag get used, hmmm? Not too often, as the danger of splashback on the white robes is quite high...

By: hypocritical ross

hypocritical ross — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 07:58:03 -0800

In other japanprobe news, 40% of Japanese men sit down to pee.

By: stagewhisper

stagewhisper — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 08:32:22 -0800

The info graphics are priceless.

By: bruce

bruce — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 09:40:07 -0800

fear his brother, clam chowder bukkake man.

By: Uther Bentrazor

Uther Bentrazor — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 09:44:03 -0800

Hear that? That's the sound of new porn being made.

By: Pope Guilty

Pope Guilty — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 10:52:01 -0800

Aaaand now I'm trying to stop thinking about what "Too Much Bukkake Man" would look like. I think it would look like a cease and desist from Shannon Wheeler.

By: quin

quin — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 13:24:39 -0800

I am sooo not going to comment in this thread. I don't want anything to do with this, nor do I want it showing up in my Recent Comments for the next week or so. fuck.

By: wendell

wendell — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 13:37:59 -0800

from the link: [Language note: Bukkake comes from the Japanese verb bukkakeru, which means to splash or to douse.] Now all I can think of is "The Adventures of Bukkakeru Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension". Help.

By: Dr-Baa

Dr-Baa — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 13:49:20 -0800

If that's not an actual porno yet, it should be.

By: Henry C. Mabuse

Henry C. Mabuse — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 19:36:26 -0800

It is. I've been makin' coffee-spit bukkake flicks in Rio for the last few years, but its hard to find performers who will use real coffee.

By: homunculus

homunculus — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 20:02:06 -0800

I like bukkake.