I want a pony, I want a pony ...

December 22, 2007 9:26 AM

Secret lives: Santa Claus Steady Mobbin' - I fear this will lead to no good.
posted by madamjujujive (12 comments total)

A few more instances of Santa being bad ...
Bad Santa's favorite evil toys
The night Santa went crazy
Santa snack and naughty Nick
Evil Santa Generator
Santa was stoned at Christmas
posted by madamjujujive at 9:28 AM on December 22, 2007

Awesome.
posted by ColdChef at 9:37 AM on December 22, 2007

The painting was fantastic. The video was not.
posted by billysumday at 9:44 AM on December 22, 2007

Man, there's all kinds of wonderful stuff at that Who Killed Bambi blog. This is a great little bitter of shivery scifi.
posted by cortex at 9:53 AM on December 22, 2007

What ColdChef said. And then some.
posted by DreamerFi at 9:58 AM on December 22, 2007

In which I quote from the comments on the painting:

the people who have done this…
are just sick…

do u know how many wishes and dreams u r killing…
u shud be ashamed to do such a thing…
may u burn in hell

If burning in hell is the price they pay for the talent to make me laugh so, so hard, then I'd say it's well worth the exchange.
posted by beaucoupkevin at 10:09 AM on December 22, 2007

Santa has the same powers as ceiling cat. He knows when you've been bad or good and he watches you masturbate.
posted by doctorschlock at 10:23 AM on December 22, 2007

Thanks. That whole site is fantastic. I especially liked this one.
posted by the other side at 10:58 AM on December 22, 2007

This has been a terrible day. First Chuck Norris, then Santa Claus... IS NOTHING SACRED?
posted by wendell at 11:11 AM on December 22, 2007

Speaking of the video, though, and running with mjjj's choice of title text: I'd get a kick out of a well done parody of The Godfather using the whole Santa mythos as a stand-in. But slim chance of anyone having both the talent and the inclination to pull it off.
posted by cortex at 11:13 AM on December 22, 2007

Bad Santa's favorite evil toys--love the My Little Pony Glue Factory. An instant classic.
posted by misha at 11:56 AM on December 22, 2007

The comments on the painting are amazing. I believe n e 1 who reads them shud be ashammed and ask themselves "why are his pants missing? R u horny or somthing?"

Ashammedly, I kind of want an assham now.

Don't get me wrong, I like the post, but I can't stop reading those comments. They're like youtube comments, except actually funny.
posted by sleepy pete at 10:27 PM on December 22, 2007