Pictures of Plastered Women

December 27, 2007 12:10 PM

Gimpix.com's home page title reads "exploring the sexuality of an attractive woman in a plaster of Paris leg cast" There's something for everyone out on the interwebs, and if you're interested in purchasing snapshots of young women in leg casts, tracking cast sightings on tv and in movies, or checking out vintage images from magazines and newspapers, this might be for you. NSFW, although not a Spanking The Monkey sort of NSFW
posted by stagewhisper (30 comments total)

NSFW, although not a Spanking The Monkey sort of NSFW

Clearly you are new to the internet.
posted by shakespeherian at 12:15 PM on December 27, 2007 [3 favorites]

More seriously, this reminds me of my strangest encounter with Rule 34: carstuckgirls.com (SFW maybe? Not sure). It's designed like a porn site, has videos and photos for purchase, and if you watch the videos (and you know you want to) they contain no nudity (that I've found)— just long, slow, erotic zoom-ins on women whose cars become stuck in mud, dirt, and snow.
posted by shakespeherian at 12:18 PM on December 27, 2007

For some reason, this kind of stuff always just flashes me back to Crash. Sooooo, I think I'll skip this post.
posted by miss lynnster at 12:29 PM on December 27, 2007

Girls Eating Sandwiches
posted by everichon at 12:30 PM on December 27, 2007

Women Drinking Tea

I will stop now.
posted by everichon at 12:31 PM on December 27, 2007 [1 favorite]

Wow, there really is something for everyone on the web. I heard there's also a site for people that like women with no clothes on.
posted by Slack-a-gogo at 12:34 PM on December 27, 2007

I like his special code in front of each movie/tv sighting - Material, Length, Activity and 'Gimpex Needs'...

I notice he's got Orca down, a truly dire Jaws rip-off about a killer whale that I remember had Bo Derek in a plaster cast. In a house. That the whale demolished. Then ate her leg. The one with the plaster cast. And no doubt to Gimpex that's like the greatest thing ever.
posted by fearfulsymmetry at 12:42 PM on December 27, 2007 [1 favorite]

a site for people that like women with no clothes on.

My fetish is that I'm really aroused by sexual intercourse. It just drives me wild for some reason.
posted by shakespeherian at 12:45 PM on December 27, 2007

Distinct lack of balloons (NSFW). No thanks.
posted by Pollomacho at 12:51 PM on December 27, 2007

The big white fella never really had any interest in Ahab until one day he accidentally nipped one of those little legs off. After that, sweethearts forever. Love is so strange
posted by jfuller at 12:55 PM on December 27, 2007

That's too bad. I went looking for that Flickr user who had favourited 826 safe-for-work photos of girls wearing seat belts in cars. He's "no longer active on Flickr", and his careful, creepy assemblage of safety-conscious women is lost forever.
posted by dbarefoot at 12:58 PM on December 27, 2007 [1 favorite]

Alas, nowadays traditional plaster casts have been replaced in most of the world by hideous monstrosities that resemble robotic ski boots.

Poor guy, he just doesn't know what he's missing. Mmm, robotic ski boots...
posted by StickyCarpet at 1:00 PM on December 27, 2007 [1 favorite]

Is somebody really looking for a picture of Vicki from the Love Boat in a plaster cast? Really? Vicki? From the Love Boat? In a plaster cast? Really?
posted by Slack-a-gogo at 1:07 PM on December 27, 2007 [1 favorite]

Stagewhisper, what do you think about this site?
posted by zebra3 at 1:18 PM on December 27, 2007

I think this site rocks, I come here every day.
posted by everichon at 1:20 PM on December 27, 2007

although not a Spanking The Monkey sort of NSFW

But what if my monkey has been very, very bad? What if it's a naughty monkey who needs discipline.

Can I spank it then?
posted by quin at 1:22 PM on December 27, 2007

although not a Spanking The Monkey sort of NSFW

But what if my monkey has been very, very bad? What if it's a naughty monkey who needs discipline.

Can I spank it then?
posted by quin at 1:22 PM on December 27 [+] [!]

Sure. So long as you, in the process, don't have sex with your mother.
posted by basicchannel at 1:35 PM on December 27, 2007

Only if it spanks you first.
posted by metasonix at 1:36 PM on December 27, 2007

I for one would like to hear more about quin's monkey.

How bad is the monkey? Is the monkey smoking? Is it wearing a little fez hat? Oooh, is your monkey on roller skates, bad, bad skating monkey?
posted by Pollomacho at 1:53 PM on December 27, 2007

Women Drinking Tea

Man, that link combines two of my favorite things. Breasts.
posted by aftermarketradio at 2:00 PM on December 27, 2007 [1 favorite]

The internet still doesn't have pictures of women sitting on cakes.

Or if it does, I haven't found them yet.

Apologies to non Achewood fans for an extremely hard to follow set of comics.

On preview: No apologies to non Achewood fans. Shame on them.
posted by SpiffyRob at 2:15 PM on December 27, 2007

Babys getting anxious, the hour's getting late
The night is almost over, she cant wait
Oh, things are complicating, my love is in her hands
And theres no more waiting, she understands

The plasters gettin harder and my love is perfection
A token of my love for her collection, her collection

Plaster caster, grab a hold of me faster
And if you wanna see my love, just ask her
And my love is the plaster
And yeah, shes the collector
She wants me all the time to inject her

The plasters gettin harder and my love is perfection
A token of my love for her collection

Plaster caster, plaster caster
Grab a hold of me faster, plaster, faster
And if you wanna see my love, just ask her, ask her
Go on, ask her

The plasters gettin harder and my love is perfection
A token of my love for her collection, her collection

Plaster caster, plaster caster
Grab a hold of me faster, plaster, faster
If you wanna see my love, just ask her, ask her

Plaster caster, plaster caster
She wants my love to last her, last her, last her
And she calls me by the name of master, master

Plaster caster, plaster caster
Grab a hold of me faster, plaster, faster
If you wanna see my love, just ask her, ask her

Plaster caster, plaster caster
Grab a hold of me faster, plaster, faster
And if you wanna see my love, just ask her, ask her
Plaster caster, plaster caster
posted by psmealey at 2:55 PM on December 27, 2007

me?
I figure it will be a useful research site for my job some day (seriously)
Also, sorry for the nsfw qualifier, I meant this Spanking The Monkey
posted by stagewhisper at 3:15 PM on December 27, 2007

He's a bad, bad skating monkey.
posted by quin at 3:41 PM on December 27, 2007

I can't check out this site 'cause I'm at work, but there's a guy on bondage.com who makes a living putting beautiful women in casts and photographing them. Whenever he starts a thread there always seems to be a lot of interest. Then again, it's bondage.com.
posted by desjardins at 4:05 PM on December 27, 2007

desjardins,
what was interesting to me about this site though was the lack of the usual explicit sexual imagery.

The site owner posted his rationale here and although incapacitation seems to figure heavily into the fetish, it almost seems as though the practice is somewhat analogous to corseting, or, more extremely, to foot binding. At first glance the site seemed downright quaint and almost childishly innocent.

Also here's an explanation from a female casting enthusiast regarding why she enjoys wearing a cast.
posted by stagewhisper at 8:15 PM on December 27, 2007

From an old MetaChat thread that I just can't forget - "So yea, I know most of you aren't stuckers". Women glued to chairs [nsfw banners].
posted by tellurian at 9:57 PM on December 27, 2007

Images on photo CD's are approx. 800x600 (landscape) or 400x600 (portrait) Windows bit mapped format

This site must have been around for a long time.
posted by Mitheral at 5:41 AM on December 28, 2007

This explains why the most viewed picture on my flickr site is one of a friend of mine with her leg in a cast. Never underestimate the power of weirdos on the internet.
posted by 100watts at 10:31 AM on January 4, 2008

I'd love to see a flickr stream of just this weird stuff.
posted by Mitheral at 4:36 PM on January 4, 2008