i like the fact that the guy who has the photo collection of sexy chess sets lists his email address like a personal ad (Vegard Krog Petersen, 35 years, male, librarian, Norway) and enjoys many hobbies, of which chess apparently isn't included. (My interests include computers, freeware, literature, games, fantasy & science fiction, medieval history, and deep sea fishing. I'm also fat and lazy, but my girlfriend Heidi likes me anyway!... :-) ) posted by msconduct at 2:59 PM on January 12, 2008
Exactly what about "dildo" wouldn't be NSFW provided you didn't work for a sex toy company? posted by tommasz at 3:04 PM on January 12, 2008
Well, there's no Actual Nudity...? posted by GrammarMoses at 3:05 PM on January 12, 2008
Nice use of the "obviousinretrospect" tag. posted by whir at 3:12 PM on January 12, 2008
Guess you didn't look at the "collection" link, eh GM? posted by LittleMissCranky at 3:30 PM on January 12, 2008
That link was for men only, LittleMissCranky! posted by nthdegx at 3:33 PM on January 12, 2008 [3 favorites]
Oh, well, yeah I did. Pretty soft-core, that. But on the whole, point taken. posted by GrammarMoses at 3:34 PM on January 12, 2008
hardly surprising, considering the oedipal subtext of chess: disabling the king, especially by separating him from his queen, if not capturing her outright. posted by UbuRoivas at 3:36 PM on January 12, 2008
Welcome to the world of LoveChess! With its combination of erotica and chess, LoveChess was the first erotic game that showed sexual action in a stylish, humorous and light-hearted way. Now, this unique concept got even better with the release of Lovechess : Age of Egypt.
Yea, King Tut was apparently the result of about a dozen consecutive brother-sister marriages, so i guess it's a game the whole family can enjoy. posted by UbuRoivas at 4:35 PM on January 12, 2008
"Knight jumps Queen! Bishop jumps queen! Pawns jump queen! Gang-bang!" -Mel Brooks, History of the World Part 1 posted by clevershark at 5:35 PM on January 12, 2008
Exactly what about "dildo" wouldn't be NSFW provided you didn't work for a sex toy company?
I hate the NSFW tag. What kind of workplace would punish a worker for seeing a dildo, but tolerate surfing MetaFilter all day? Other than Liberty University, I mean.
This W-place made famous by NSFW... does it exist? posted by rokusan at 5:42 PM on January 12, 2008
Come on, everyone knows Sophie Moone only plays Go
I'm trying to figure out why you didn't go with poker. posted by fleacircus at 6:08 PM on January 12, 2008
What kind of workplace would punish a worker for seeing a dildo, but tolerate surfing MetaFilter all day?
I think the idea is that if someone walks past your cubicle and sees you browsing photos of vulva, they may react differently than if they see you looking at a screen full of words. posted by shakespeherian at 6:35 PM on January 12, 2008
Huh, pawnography. Grammar Moses, you're naughty.
Must be something in the air, pre-Spring hormones or something I was also going to do a naughty fpp, not really pr0n but yeah, maybe it is, probably way too graphic, and didn't have the guts.
Googling chess + sex I came across this fun video animated short but I have no idea why the sex tag was included. Chess Wars. posted by nickyskye at 6:44 PM on January 12, 2008
I don't get it. What's the point? Chess and sex? Completely incompatible functionality. posted by semmi at 8:58 PM on January 12, 2008
I hate the NSFW tag. What kind of workplace would punish a worker for seeing a dildo, but tolerate surfing MetaFilter all day? Other than Liberty University, I mean.
Fakeposting is awesome! posted by Mikey-San at 10:53 PM on January 12, 2008
Awesome nickyskye! So, is it 50Ω vs. 75Ω? posted by Chuckles at 11:14 PM on January 12, 2008
God I love xkdc. Such great comics and d'oh, you're so right about the 34 thing. posted by nickyskye at 11:50 PM on January 12, 2008
I hate the NSFW tag. What kind of workplace would punish a worker for seeing a dildo, but tolerate surfing MetaFilter all day? Other than Liberty University, I mean.
There are an increasing number of companies that will tolerate a lot of more-or-less recreational web browsing from work, as long as you're getting your stuff done. I've worked at some.
However, porn on the company computer would get you an immediate referral to HR for termination at pretty much every place I've ever drawn a paycheck, independent of their feelings on browsing. Reading Metafilter is goofing off. Looking at porn is putting the company at risk of a sexual harassment lawsuit.
There's a vast gaping chasm between Metafilter and porn, as intellectually masturbatory as it sometimes gets... posted by Kadin2048 at 1:05 AM on January 13, 2008
I once saw a great Elvis chess set in a shop in Sydney.
The pawns were pills, the rooks were graceland, the knights were cadillacs, the queen was Priscilla, the bishops were burgers, and the king was of course Elvis.
I wish I bought it, but I was an unemployed bum at the time. posted by mattoxic at 5:16 AM on January 13, 2008
Phew, I thought this FPP said Dildo Cheese for a second and though oh no not this crap again.
Really people enough with the p3nis/di1do/Pha11ic nonsense! Get a grip! posted by Skygazer at 9:02 AM on January 13, 2008
posted by nthdegx at 2:29 PM on January 12, 2008