The Tom Cruise Indoctrination Video that Scientologists Don't Want You to See
January 15, 2008 3:04 PM   Subscribe

The Tom Cruise Indoctrination Video that Scientologists Don't Want You to See. Brought to you by the brave (or heavily lawyered-up) folks at Defamer.
posted by empath (26 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: not only is this already posted, it's already made metatalk -- jessamyn



 
Flagged as "one giant middle tooth".
posted by interrobang at 3:05 PM on January 15, 2008 [5 favorites]


Double.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 3:07 PM on January 15, 2008


Fuck... I'm better than this.
posted by empath at 3:09 PM on January 15, 2008 [3 favorites]


LOLXENUISTS!
posted by Hat Maui at 3:10 PM on January 15, 2008


More interesting
posted by parmanparman at 3:12 PM on January 15, 2008


Thetans are trying to bombard us with their messages! Cruise demands more FPP posts!!
posted by spec80 at 3:12 PM on January 15, 2008


Hail Overlord Tom Crooz!
posted by kurtroehl at 3:13 PM on January 15, 2008


last?
posted by stet at 3:17 PM on January 15, 2008


WOOOOOOO!!11!1 i always wanted to b e a dick in a thread that'S ABOUT TO BE DELETED.

HOW BIG OF A FAILURE AM I? I CAN'T EVEN WORK CAPS LOCK.
posted by stet at 3:17 PM on January 15, 2008


I spy SPs!!!!!
posted by fearfulsymmetry at 3:25 PM on January 15, 2008


LOLDOUBLEPOSTS!
posted by Hat Maui at 3:29 PM on January 15, 2008


Lasted.
posted by Kirth Gerson at 3:29 PM on January 15, 2008


LOLSLOWDELETIONS!
posted by Hat Maui at 3:30 PM on January 15, 2008


LOLADMINS!
posted by Hat Maui at 3:30 PM on January 15, 2008


He-he-hello-o-o-o-o-o?
posted by AwkwardPause at 3:31 PM on January 15, 2008


Think they are all distracted with the Metatalk thread about the first version. Quick trash the joint!!
posted by Razzle Bathbone at 3:33 PM on January 15, 2008 [1 favorite]


If we could only follow this post after it's been deleted, perhaps it would lead us to the mythical, magical, lost incisor. It would protect us from zombies and cyclopses.
posted by cytherea at 3:35 PM on January 15, 2008


i heard tom cruise was a cyclops as a baby but they split his head and gave him a glass eye and that's why he has to pay babes to marry him.
posted by Hat Maui at 3:36 PM on January 15, 2008


I am full of fail for posting this.
posted by empath at 3:36 PM on January 15, 2008


LOLJOINTTRASHING!
posted by Hat Maui at 3:37 PM on January 15, 2008


Bob: Now is the time. Don't pretend you know it. Know it. They won't come up to me. They won't do it. Not to my face. There's that moment, you know? And I don't care. I'm carrying my load. You're either in or you're out. Do it. Do it and do it right. It's rough and tumble. I do what I can and I do it all the way. There's nothing part of the way.

Charlotte: Okay.
posted by effwerd at 3:37 PM on January 15, 2008 [1 favorite]


LOLFAILURE!
posted by Hat Maui at 3:37 PM on January 15, 2008


Lasteded.
posted by gummi at 3:38 PM on January 15, 2008


Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face.
posted by hojoki at 3:38 PM on January 15, 2008


LOLLASTPOST!
posted by Hat Maui at 3:39 PM on January 15, 2008


LOLTHETANS!
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 3:39 PM on January 15, 2008


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