April 6, 2001

7:39 AM

chunk 666Bicycles ready for the apocalyse: After the imminent Apocalypse, gasoline and bullets will be rare. Those who already ride bicycles and shoot bb guns and slingshots today will easily dominate the huddled masses tomorrow.
posted by riley370 (6 comments total)

WHOO HOO!!!

I will be a be a KING as I have 2 bicycles and 2 BB guns and 1 wristrocket.

BEWARE HUDDLED MASSES!!!
posted by a3matrix at 8:19 AM on April 6, 2001

Or you could just stock up on ammunition now.
posted by OneBallJay at 9:25 AM on April 6, 2001

Chunk Rulez. Only at Reed.
posted by mecran01 at 9:46 AM on April 6, 2001

666? what will xtians say about that?
posted by Postroad at 10:35 AM on April 6, 2001

Those who already ride bicycles and shoot bb guns and slingshots today will easily dominate the huddled masses tomorrow.

Wait! The Apocalypse is tomorrow? Shit -- I don't have anything nice to wear.
posted by kindall at 10:55 AM on April 6, 2001

Damn...what a flashback...my childhood revisited...right down to the "chopper" bikes...and yes I could shoot a bb gun and a slingshot while riding :)
posted by slackbash at 3:12 PM on April 6, 2001