Help for mathowie's toaster problems?

April 6, 2001 8:45 AM

Help for mathowie's toaster problems? While I don't know about the speed with which it toasts, the sheer novelty (and arguable usefulness) of it may take your mind off the wait. Next: porn on your bagels.
posted by jammer (12 comments total)

Double toast... I mean post
posted by starvingartist at 8:51 AM on April 6, 2001

Gawdammit. Oh well. Does it count as a double toast if the previous slice was in a story comment? :)
posted by jammer at 9:10 AM on April 6, 2001

Actually, it had its own bread...er, I mean thread.
posted by jpoulos at 9:21 AM on April 6, 2001

So quit loafing around and go make some dough.
posted by starvingartist at 9:23 AM on April 6, 2001

What's this about toast? eh? Can you repeat that?
posted by ericost at 9:25 AM on April 6, 2001

Bread the link, jpoules. This isn't about matt's complaints about toasting speeds, it's about a toaster that toasts the weather into your morning repast. Which was mentioned in the bread you mentioned, although I didn't catch it before I posted this to the front page.

Gah, even when you search before posting, you still can't avoid doubles.
posted by jammer at 9:27 AM on April 6, 2001

Gah, even when you search before posting, you still can't avoid doubles.

Did you search for "toast"?
posted by amanda at 9:35 AM on April 6, 2001

Toast? Is that what this is about?
posted by fusinski at 9:44 AM on April 6, 2001

Isn't everthing really about toast, when you think about it? Oh. I suppose not. Nevermind.
posted by Optamystic at 12:38 PM on April 6, 2001

I saw something about this a year ago on some guy's site..
posted by ellis at 3:02 AM on April 9, 2001

Hmm.. Adverts on toast.. It will be a sad day when I have to see ad's on my toast.. Oh wait, I can eat it..
posted by ellis at 3:03 AM on April 9, 2001

I have developed several similar devices.

• My Roto-Reuters, which prints news bulletins on toilet paper, is finally almost ready for release. I spent a lot of nights tweaking the toner formula for reasons I won't go into here.

• I'm running a beta of Mystery Coffee, which decodes my girlfriend's mood from the pheromones in the air and encodes it into the flavor of my morning coffee. It can be an interesting preview to the rest of the day. To avoid getting confusing results, I have to be sure to put the cat out when she's in heat. The cat, I mean.
posted by pracowity at 5:27 AM on April 9, 2001