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January 18, 2008 12:03 PM

Three enjoyably stupid ice-smashing games from the people you brought you the original enjoyably stupid ice-smashing game. (First link is for touch-typists, second is for breakout fans; if you play only one enjoyably stupid ice-smashing game this year, I'd choose the third one.)
posted by Armitage Shanks (29 comments total)

Pepsi... pepsi?
posted by shakespeherian at 12:08 PM on January 18

These games make me thirsty for a... wait for it...
posted by mkultra at 12:10 PM on January 18

Pepsi... pepsi?

Cheeseburger cheeseburger!
posted by Pollomacho at 12:10 PM on January 18

Pizza pizza!
posted by shakespeherian at 12:14 PM on January 18

That guy stuck a bottle of pepsi in his shorts!
posted by gallois at 12:14 PM on January 18

that's lame, I'm sorry. It took forever to load and it wasn't very much fun.
posted by PercussivePaul at 12:14 PM on January 18 [1 favorite]

Pepsi Nex?

With more Nex?
posted by Dr-Baa at 12:16 PM on January 18

Flagged as stupid...LY AWESOME!

No wait, just stupid. 3 loading screens and then just a guy flying in blue sky? Wheeee.
posted by DU at 12:22 PM on January 18

Why didn't typing games like this exist when I was a kid? I mean, I wouldn't have played them ,but still!
posted by blue_beetle at 12:23 PM on January 18

No wait, just stupid. 3 loading screens and then just a guy flying in blue sky? Wheeee. [emphasis mine]

!!!
posted by SpiffyRob at 12:24 PM on January 18

Agreed that there was far more loading than fun.
posted by shakespeherian at 12:25 PM on January 18

So the games are clearly Japanese, for people in Japan, but they feature a white guy in an American-flag helmet? Does Pepsi have some sort of cool, American cachet in Japan?
posted by agentofselection at 12:35 PM on January 18

1815 meters?

Newspapers are your friend.
posted by Samizdata at 12:37 PM on January 18

I dunno. They did something similar in the Pepsiman game on the Playstation. What the American slob had to do with anything was anybody's guess.
posted by Dr-Baa at 12:38 PM on January 18

Holy fuck that Pepsi one was fucking stupid-ass bullshit crap on a fucking goatshit cracker.
posted by dirtynumbangelboy at 12:38 PM on January 18

OH WAIT THEY'RE ALL PEPSI

Fucking flagged. Fuck.
posted by dirtynumbangelboy at 12:38 PM on January 18

Nothing gets past eagle-eyed bagel boy.
posted by Armitage Shanks at 12:42 PM on January 18 [1 favorite]

Fepsi Plash.
posted by BitterOldPunk at 12:45 PM on January 18

Best of the web?
posted by deCadmus at 12:48 PM on January 18

EVERYBODY PEPSI! DRINK PEPSI!

...Pepsi. Only my choice.
posted by Mr.Encyclopedia at 12:48 PM on January 18

Hey, he's the angel boy, I'm the bagel boy.
posted by Pastabagel at 12:52 PM on January 18

Fapsi plush.
posted by wzcx at 12:57 PM on January 18

He's the Dir-Tynum Bangel Boy.
You're Past a bagel.
posted by Floydd at 12:59 PM on January 18

Pepsi Blue?

How much did they pay you Armitage?
posted by [expletive deleted] at 12:59 PM on January 18

Three enjoyably stupid ice-smashing games ads from the people you brought you the original enjoyably stupid ice-smashing game Pepsi.

Fixed that for you.
posted by rusty at 12:59 PM on January 18 [1 favorite]

Armitage Shanks, why do you hate MetaFilter?
posted by brain_drain at 12:59 PM on January 18

this sucked...
posted by schyler523 at 1:09 PM on January 18

ps, they don't just suck b/c ads disguised as crappy games, they suck because holy christmunch asscock, the games fucking suck worse than a tranny crackwhore on Jarvis.
posted by dirtynumbangelboy at 1:10 PM on January 18

fucking suck worse than a tranny crackwhore on Jarvis

Obviously you haven't been down to Jarvis lately! Hint: you're in for a trick and a treat and it ain't Haloween baby!
posted by Pollomacho at 1:14 PM on January 18