Does my bum look big in this?
January 21, 2008 4:53 AM   Subscribe

Wear or not? Vote on two opposing outfits - or let others vote on yours (public alpha).

via Orthogonal Thought, by Michael Chu of Cooking for Engineers.
posted by jacalata (29 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: Neat idea, but Mr. Chu needs to maybe do something about the GOATSE VS. TUBGIRL OH HEY YOW hijinks before this is gonna work. -- cortex



 
It'd be cool if there was a meta-site where I could click to indicate my preference for puppywar over wearornot.
posted by Wolfdog at 5:06 AM on January 21, 2008


"After a few discussions, the website began to look less and less like Hot or Not and more and more it’s own thing."

He must have done a 180° when it came time to put something up then, because it looks exactly like what I remember.
posted by Dave Faris at 5:11 AM on January 21, 2008 [1 favorite]


This would be helpful for my plushy outcalls.
Jabberjaw?
Or
Grimace?
posted by Dizzy at 5:16 AM on January 21, 2008


Trancekitty attends a lot of parties.
posted by fire&wings at 5:17 AM on January 21, 2008


Based on the name, I was expecting to choose between outfits and nudity.
posted by shakespeherian at 5:22 AM on January 21, 2008


Least. scary. hot-or-not. ever.
posted by jeffburdges at 5:30 AM on January 21, 2008


Is it just me, or are these four people pretty hard up for some simple fashion advice?
posted by dozo at 5:49 AM on January 21, 2008


It's just four people. Four people who have no idea what to wear, even when it's a choice between identical outfits with a blue vs. white shirt. Can we have a leather vs. latex debate, please? Or a velour vs. terrycloth? Most of their 'options' are too similar to make a discernable difference (except for that hokey 'sexy' outfit vs. Gogo for halloween. I'm done with the whole 'sexy' for halloween thing. Needz more zombies).
posted by Pecinpah at 6:13 AM on January 21, 2008


Does this comment make my hips look big?
posted by Slack-a-gogo at 6:21 AM on January 21, 2008


I think it's obvious the four people are friends of the developer.
posted by artifarce at 6:26 AM on January 21, 2008


There are currently no more comparisons to vote on. Want to make your own?

So there are like twelve comparisons on the entire site?
posted by shakespeherian at 6:28 AM on January 21, 2008


Most of their 'options' are too similar to make a discernable difference

I take it you've never been forced to play this game every morning in real life.
"What do you mean it's fine? Fine's not an answer."
posted by D.C. at 6:31 AM on January 21, 2008 [1 favorite]


Be forewarned: I was just presented with a choice of Tubgirl or Goatse.
Hobson's Choice, really.
posted by Dr. Zira at 6:36 AM on January 21, 2008


I was just presented with a choice of Tubgirl or Goatse.

Me too. Ugh.
posted by GuyZero at 6:39 AM on January 21, 2008


Same. Clicked the link, got Tubgirl vs. Goatse (chose Goatse, of course - yes, I realize that's just orange juice she's shooting out her ass. I don't care.)
posted by Ryvar at 6:41 AM on January 21, 2008


Yeah, I think Goatse's the right choice there as Tubgirl will make anyone's butt look big.
posted by Dr. Zira at 6:47 AM on January 21, 2008 [1 favorite]


Do you think "tubgirl" girl will be sitting around contemplating their life, age 60, say, and think back fondly on their modeling career?

"You kids today, you have no idea what it's like to shoot a fountain of orange juice out of your ass all over yourself while sad men surround you, masturbating furiously. All caught on film. Good times, good times."
posted by maxwelton at 7:10 AM on January 21, 2008


Goddamnit... years without seeing tubgirl. Years I tell ya'!
posted by the other side at 7:12 AM on January 21, 2008


I'd like to see "Were or Not," where we are presented with a werewolf on one side, and a picture of Robin Williams on the other, and we have to determine which is the lycanthrope.
posted by aftermarketradio at 7:20 AM on January 21, 2008 [1 favorite]


Yuck.
posted by arcticwoman at 7:25 AM on January 21, 2008


I think that's the first time I've seen the actual Goatse and not some "heh, I hid Goatse in this [birthday cake design or whatever]" picture. I think I'll go rickroll myself for a few hours my mind is a smooth white blank.

Meanwhile, though, I have to wonder: has anyone constructed a tubgirl fountain out of concrete yet? With little concrete Goatses gargoyles all around? And put it up in a public place?

And speaking of anal, maybe this post needs a NSFW now?
posted by pracowity at 7:25 AM on January 21, 2008


I would not let Robin Williams bite me.

Ew.
posted by Wolfdog at 7:34 AM on January 21, 2008


Yeah, I think Goatse's the right choice there as Tubgirl will make anyone's butt look big.

Sorry, but I had to go with Tubgirl. Give me a big fat butt over hideously raw tissue any day of the week.
posted by PeterMcDermott at 7:37 AM on January 21, 2008


Does anyone have some lye so that I may soak my eyes?
posted by Kattullus at 7:37 AM on January 21, 2008


*pleasant pictures of fully dressed people*
*enjoying self / judging lightly*
tubgirl / goatse double dose
*no...NO NO NEVER AGAIN*
*day ruined*
posted by Baby_Balrog at 7:39 AM on January 21, 2008


Oh jesus god. I got Tubgirl, too.
posted by freshwater_pr0n at 7:45 AM on January 21, 2008


AUGH. Never seen tubgirl before. This breaks my rule of no anal web content before noon. I've been had, sirs!
posted by wowbobwow at 7:47 AM on January 21, 2008


2girls1cup or ilovethefishes?
posted by PeterMcDermott at 7:48 AM on January 21, 2008


*checks out ilovethefishes*
posted by CautionToTheWind at 7:57 AM on January 21, 2008


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