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Omg, thanks for the great bellylaugh! Loved the orgasm one. Whoda thunk Kirk knew how to suck face? He never went in for the delicate lip nibbling play though, no erotic, subtle tantalizing for him, always the flat mash. Kind of keeping in character. Still, fun.
posted by nickyskye at 2:49 AM on January 31, 2008


So worth it for the climax at the end.
posted by crossoverman at 3:22 AM on January 31, 2008 [2 favorites]


I don't know that the face mashing was Kirk's choice, necessarily. Delicate lip nibbling is romantic, but no good for ensuring transmission of one's spores to a human host.
posted by louche mustachio at 3:23 AM on January 31, 2008 [2 favorites]


I am allergic to things Trek generally. But that creative redeployment of content was absolute genius. Reminded me of the deliciously juvenile 'Up the Arse' photo series in Viz, where innocent photos and movie stills look like and are presented as violent bummings.
posted by The Salaryman at 3:26 AM on January 31, 2008


Kirk has man-hands! Yuuuuck!
posted by Dizzy at 4:19 AM on January 31, 2008


I'm shocked that there are no clips from The Game. Not only is it chock-full of orgasms, the epsiode starts on Risa. That's one episode that definitely got me seeking jamaharon IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
posted by Greg Nog at 4:27 AM on January 31, 2008 [1 favorite]


Oh the end of the orgasm one is truly excellent. I always suspected...
posted by Skorgu at 4:32 AM on January 31, 2008


I nearly pooped myself. I feel twelve again. As much as I try to rail against it, sex and farts will ALWAYS be funny.
posted by Cat Pie Hurts at 5:18 AM on January 31, 2008


Somehow, I mentally pictured this would be set to the Blue Danube Waltz as performed by the Singing Dogs. Hence, reality did not live up to expectation.

Still, the end one was kinda funny. Who would have thought he had it in him?
posted by Pinback at 5:32 AM on January 31, 2008


Not sure if this counts as best of the web, but I did enjoy the orgasm vid when it was making the rounds yesterday. Just surprised they didn't use any clips of Bev making love to that candle. The one with the Scottish space love ghost in it. Yeah that was a quality episode.
posted by yellowbinder at 5:40 AM on January 31, 2008


WTF? Was Angelina Jolie on Star Trek?
posted by dobbs at 5:46 AM on January 31, 2008


No that was Worf.
posted by ND¢ at 5:52 AM on January 31, 2008 [12 favorites]


Oh Captain Kirk. Dude must have been a walking collection of interspace STDs. That vid included one of my favorite moments of Kirk trying to get his mack on when put a liplock on yet another alien babe and afterwards she pulled back and basically said, "Was there some significance to that action?" She had no idea what kissing was. FAIL!
posted by fuse theorem at 5:55 AM on January 31, 2008


Well, as Kirk said in Mirror, Mirror: "Conquest is easy. Control is not."
posted by crapmatic at 6:06 AM on January 31, 2008


Khannnnnnnnnnnnnn......
posted by buzzman at 6:13 AM on January 31, 2008


Damn, I'm not 18 yet, what should I do?
posted by poppo at 6:26 AM on January 31, 2008


Talk about a money shot
posted by muthecow at 7:03 AM on January 31, 2008


Does no one remember the "Space Herpes" from Ice Pirates? Be safe out there, spacemens.
posted by ColdChef at 7:11 AM on January 31, 2008


Wil Wheaton bukkake! The Internet's finest 5 seconds.
posted by Nelson at 9:05 AM on January 31, 2008 [2 favorites]


This post needs a 'wilwheatonbukkake' tag. For posterity.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 9:21 AM on January 31, 2008


I will never be able to look at Wil Wheaton the same again. Nice compilation.
posted by JD Rucker at 9:27 AM on January 31, 2008


To blow a load, where no man has blown before...
posted by Curry at 10:14 AM on January 31, 2008


Shatner also plants one on the green girl in his Seven parody.
posted by kirkaracha at 10:24 AM on January 31, 2008 [1 favorite]


Shatner is so the man. 30 seconds into that Shatner montage and my wife walks over watches over my shoulder and then flips my chair around makes out with me.

Bee Gees + Shatner + OS Trek = Nookie

At least in my household.

God Bless you Mr. Shatner. God bless you.
posted by tkchrist at 10:32 AM on January 31, 2008 [1 favorite]


An old favourite, NIN's "Closer"
posted by bruzie at 11:45 AM on January 31, 2008 [1 favorite]


The compilation mashup competition is OVAH!
posted by Ogre Lawless at 11:53 AM on January 31, 2008


I'm sure that inspired many a slash story, Bruzie
posted by Hugonaut at 3:27 PM on January 31, 2008


Did I blink and miss Wil Wheaton?

Does no one remember the "Space Herpes" from Ice Pirates? Be safe out there, spacemensspecimens.

Fixed that for you.
posted by Sparx at 4:07 PM on January 31, 2008


DUNdundun dun dun dun dun dundun dun dun ...

DUNdundun dun dun dun dun dundun DUN dun ...
posted by bwg at 9:22 PM on January 31, 2008




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