Omg, thanks for the great bellylaugh! Loved the orgasm one. Whoda thunk Kirk knew how to suck face? He never went in for the delicate lip nibbling play though, no erotic, subtle tantalizing for him, always the flat mash. Kind of keeping in character. Still, fun. posted by nickyskye at 2:49 AM on January 31, 2008
I don't know that the face mashing was Kirk's choice, necessarily. Delicate lip nibbling is romantic, but no good for ensuring transmission of one's spores to a human host. posted by louche mustachio at 3:23 AM on January 31, 2008 [2 favorites has favorites]
I am allergic to things Trek generally. But that creative redeployment of content was absolute genius. Reminded me of the deliciously juvenile 'Up the Arse' photo series in Viz, where innocent photos and movie stills look like and are presented as violent bummings. posted by The Salaryman at 3:26 AM on January 31, 2008
Kirk has man-hands! Yuuuuck! posted by Dizzy at 4:19 AM on January 31, 2008
I'm shocked that there are no clips from The Game. Not only is it chock-full of orgasms, the epsiode starts on Risa. That's one episode that definitely got me seeking jamaharon IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN posted by Greg Nog at 4:27 AM on January 31, 2008 [1 favorite has favorites]
Oh the end of the orgasm one is truly excellent. I always suspected... posted by Skorgu at 4:32 AM on January 31, 2008
I nearly pooped myself. I feel twelve again. As much as I try to rail against it, sex and farts will ALWAYS be funny. posted by Cat Pie Hurts at 5:18 AM on January 31, 2008
Somehow, I mentally pictured this would be set to the Blue Danube Waltz as performed by the Singing Dogs. Hence, reality did not live up to expectation.
Still, the end one was kinda funny. Who would have thought he had it in him? posted by Pinback at 5:32 AM on January 31, 2008
Not sure if this counts as best of the web, but I did enjoy the orgasm vid when it was making the rounds yesterday. Just surprised they didn't use any clips of Bev making love to that candle. The one with the Scottish space love ghost in it. Yeah that was a quality episode. posted by yellowbinder at 5:40 AM on January 31, 2008
WTF? Was Angelina Jolie on Star Trek? posted by dobbs at 5:46 AM on January 31, 2008
Oh Captain Kirk. Dude must have been a walking collection of interspace STDs. That vid included one of my favorite moments of Kirk trying to get his mack on when put a liplock on yet another alien babe and afterwards she pulled back and basically said, "Was there some significance to that action?" She had no idea what kissing was. FAIL! posted by fuse theorem at 5:55 AM on January 31, 2008
Well, as Kirk said in Mirror, Mirror: "Conquest is easy. Control is not." posted by crapmatic at 6:06 AM on January 31, 2008
Khannnnnnnnnnnnnn...... posted by buzzman at 6:13 AM on January 31, 2008
Damn, I'm not 18 yet, what should I do? posted by poppo at 6:26 AM on January 31, 2008
Talk about a money shot posted by muthecow at 7:03 AM on January 31, 2008
Does no one remember the "Space Herpes" from Ice Pirates? Be safe out there, spacemens. posted by ColdChef at 7:11 AM on January 31, 2008
Shatner is so the man. 30 seconds into that Shatner montage and my wife walks over watches over my shoulder and then flips my chair around makes out with me.
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