Who's that ugly dwarf with his hand in your mouth?
January 31, 2008 12:16 PM Subscribe
Los Angeles! he walks again by night... ...out of the smog, into the fog. Relentlessly -- ruthlessly -- ("I wonder where Ruth is?") -- doggedly! ("Woof woof!" *)
posted by Guy_Inamonkeysuit (91 comments total)
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For the past 42 years the Firesign Theatre, the best comedy group of the 1960's, has been putting their art in cans from Canada to Kashmir. Up for the Grammy in 1998
, Firesign at their best combined clever, multilayered writing with pitch-perfect satirical performances as Rocky Rococco, Ralph Spoilsport, Art Holeflaffer, Hemlock Stones, Uh Clem and Barney, and many more. Back in the day, it would have been astonishing if at least one of your peers couldn't recite all of The Further Adventures of Nick Danger, Third Eye
, including the sound effects.
"Iiiiiiiit's -- candied apples and ponies with dapples, you can ride all day! / It's girls with pimples and cripples with dimples / that just won't go away! / It's spics and wops and niggers and kikes / with noses as long as your arm! / It's Micks and Chinks and Gooks and Ginks and Hunkies -- honk honk!
- that never left the farm!"
That's America, buddy! So wake up -- to your only logical choice:
Me. George Tirebiter.
* "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Woof woof woof woof! I am -- ectrician! --obody's sweetheart!"