April 9, 2001

10:19 AM

Free costume dry cleaning.The Justice League of America seeks new heroes. I'd apply but it says quite clearly that "Your weakness cannot in any way be related to a food or beverage." Damn.
posted by amanda (10 comments total)

Would the ability to code a 200-page site in 72 hours and eat 5 packages of Oreos in one sitting count as super-powers?
posted by darren at 10:41 AM on April 9, 2001

Base Pay: $17,643 - $420,009/Year

And just who do you think is on the high end of that scale? It's just another case of the (Super/Bat)Man keeping us down!
posted by jpoulos at 10:56 AM on April 9, 2001

can you fly while doing that darren?

gotta have standards ya know.
posted by th3ph17 at 11:05 AM on April 9, 2001

* Must possess the ability to emit rays of light through your eyes. Preferably Red or Green.

Damn.....there's always one requirement I can't meet. What good is being able to shoot bolts of power from your fingertips, I ask you?
posted by briank at 11:10 AM on April 9, 2001

And here I just perfected emitting plaid rays from my eyes! Sheesh.
posted by hijinx at 11:23 AM on April 9, 2001

Should I use rit dye for my hair, or do you think the Justice League prefers ink? Also, about that flying bit, does it matter is my plane is not invisible?
posted by Dugout at 11:56 AM on April 9, 2001

It's quite possible that anyone who can make a .com profitable does have superpowers....
posted by ParisParamus at 12:13 PM on April 9, 2001

So, that would be no one, PParamus?
posted by amanda at 5:24 PM on April 9, 2001

I'd like to see that TV Funhouse cartoon guy Smigel (SNL, etc.) do something with that ad.

And just to add a totally inappropriate comment, Headhunter.net seems to be the lamest of the major job sites. I think an ad for a superhero would be place on Hotjobs.com...
posted by ParisParamus at 7:28 PM on April 9, 2001

Well Paris, here are your superfriends...

And here's the Legion of Doom.

Or wait, is this it?
posted by fooljay at 8:21 PM on April 9, 2001