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i liked the garry's mod version better.. where's the critical acclaim though? was the original youtube video based off real (terrible) fan fiction or was it a parody from the get go?
also, where did i put my pants? posted by Dillonlikescookies at 3:24 AM on February 5, 2008
I lied! There was no critical acclaim; just mocking at how bad the fan fiction was. I believe it was based off the fan fiction. posted by oxford blue at 3:38 AM on February 5, 2008
This is the greatest thing I have ever seen today. I LOLed. posted by Henry C. Mabuse at 4:06 AM on February 5, 2008
I just wanted to pop in to say that I am terrified of zombie goasts. Now I've got to walk real fast out . posted by Elmore at 4:42 AM on February 5, 2008
Administrator, please hope babby formed are belong to us. posted by JHarris at 5:00 AM on February 5, 2008
Peter correctly classifies his Doom story as a work of horror. posted by oxford blue at 5:21 AM on February 5, 2008
Hahahah at ChesireCat's link:
"Dear John Freeman, how are you? I miss you at home come home safe and soon with Gordon Freeman for thanksgiving dinner. Love mom."
I wish my mum addressed me and any other family members by their full name. But she's too busy wetting platforms. posted by oxford blue at 5:24 AM on February 5, 2008
If you enjoyed that, you may also enjoy DOOM: Repercussions of Evil and other works by Peter Chimaera.
Related posted by Benjy at 5:33 AM on February 5, 2008
Is there a word to describe this goofy English dialect that's half "All Your Base Are Belong to Us" and half "I Can Have Cheezburger?"
Also, this is excellent. posted by Pastabagel at 7:11 AM on February 5, 2008
Damn it. I'm at work in a very small, shared office and that motorcycle has me giggling like an idiot! posted by Drexen at 7:16 AM on February 5, 2008
Oh come on, John Freeman couldn't have shot the "headcrab oficer" because "he ddint have weapon" until later on when he "looked on the ground and found wepon so he pickd it up and fired fast at zombie goasts in front of a house." Tsk. posted by Elmore at 7:38 AM on February 5, 2008 [2 favorites has favorites]
That's hilarious, and I have never even played Half Life. I agree with Pastabagel, there needs to be a word for the type of Pidgin gamespeak that was there where it was. posted by misha at 7:44 AM on February 5, 2008 [2 favorites has favorites]
Squirrelking: truly you are king of all squirrels. posted by Brocktoon at 7:45 AM on February 5, 2008
...there needs to be a word for the type of Pidgin gamespeak that was there where it was.
AYBABeranto?
ICanHasDialect?
KTHXBAI-anese? posted by Pecinpah at 8:31 AM on February 5, 2008
Hold on. Must find brain. Fell out of nose. posted by tehloki at 11:48 AM on February 5, 2008
Absolutely perfectly done. Hope there will be more. posted by notmydesk at 1:42 PM on February 5, 2008
I'm surprised no one has noticed yet that it's this way because English isn't the guy's native language. (And, um, maybe logic is not the guy's first system of thought.) posted by JHarris at 1:46 PM on February 5, 2008
oh, wow. i thought this was just a parody but after reading some more of this guys fan fiction.. wow. just wow. some people should not be allowed near a keyboard, typewriter or pen and ink. posted by Dillonlikescookies at 4:16 PM on February 5, 2008
also, where did i put my pants?
posted by Dillonlikescookies at 3:24 AM on February 5, 2008