The contrysides were nice and the plants were singing and the birds and the sun was almost down from the top of the sky.

February 5, 2008 3:02 AM

Half life: Full Life Consequences! Cartoon version! Based on the first piece of fan fiction to ever be critically acclaimed.

Now, to recover some lost brain cells, how about Yellow Ducky String Theory? Danger, weird accents abound!

Thanks ants. Thants.

posted by oxford blue (29 comments total)

i liked the garry's mod version better.. where's the critical acclaim though? was the original youtube video based off real (terrible) fan fiction or was it a parody from the get go?
also, where did i put my pants?
posted by Dillonlikescookies at 3:24 AM on February 5, 2008

I lied! There was no critical acclaim; just mocking at how bad the fan fiction was. I believe it was based off the fan fiction.
posted by oxford blue at 3:38 AM on February 5, 2008

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen today. I LOLed.
posted by Henry C. Mabuse at 4:06 AM on February 5, 2008

I just wanted to pop in to say that I am terrified of zombie goasts. Now I've got to walk real fast out .
posted by Elmore at 4:42 AM on February 5, 2008

Administrator, please hope babby formed are belong to us.
posted by JHarris at 5:00 AM on February 5, 2008

See also: Half life:Full Life Consequences 2:What Has To be Done
posted by CheshireCat at 5:08 AM on February 5, 2008

If you enjoyed that, you may also enjoy DOOM: Repercussions of Evil and other works by Peter Chimaera.
posted by brownpau at 5:12 AM on February 5, 2008

Peter correctly classifies his Doom story as a work of horror.
posted by oxford blue at 5:21 AM on February 5, 2008

Hahahah at ChesireCat's link:

"Dear John Freeman, how are you? I miss you at home come home safe and soon with Gordon Freeman for thanksgiving dinner. Love mom."

I wish my mum addressed me and any other family members by their full name. But she's too busy wetting platforms.
posted by oxford blue at 5:24 AM on February 5, 2008

If you enjoyed that, you may also enjoy DOOM: Repercussions of Evil and other works by Peter Chimaera.

Related
posted by Benjy at 5:33 AM on February 5, 2008

Scratch that, this one is better.
posted by Benjy at 5:34 AM on February 5, 2008 [3 favorites]

"you will be one of us!" yelled the dead zombie goasts. John Freeman laughed and shot a rocket at them.

Sublime.
posted by slimepuppy at 5:36 AM on February 5, 2008 [3 favorites]

Jonh Freeman, Gordon Freeman's brother said, "No Gordon. You are the headcrabs!"

And then Gordon was a goast.
posted by CheshireCat at 5:53 AM on February 5, 2008 [1 favorite]

This was FUNNE!!
posted by brain_drain at 6:51 AM on February 5, 2008

Is there a word to describe this goofy English dialect that's half "All Your Base Are Belong to Us" and half "I Can Have Cheezburger?"

Also, this is excellent.
posted by Pastabagel at 7:11 AM on February 5, 2008

Damn it. I'm at work in a very small, shared office and that motorcycle has me giggling like an idiot!
posted by Drexen at 7:16 AM on February 5, 2008

Oh come on, John Freeman couldn't have shot the "headcrab oficer" because "he ddint have weapon" until later on when he "looked on the ground and found wepon so he pickd it up and fired fast at zombie goasts in front of a house." Tsk.
posted by Elmore at 7:38 AM on February 5, 2008 [2 favorites]

That's hilarious, and I have never even played Half Life. I agree with Pastabagel, there needs to be a word for the type of Pidgin gamespeak that was there where it was.
posted by misha at 7:44 AM on February 5, 2008 [2 favorites]

Squirrelking: truly you are king of all squirrels.
posted by Brocktoon at 7:45 AM on February 5, 2008

...there needs to be a word for the type of Pidgin gamespeak that was there where it was.

AYBABeranto?
ICanHasDialect?
KTHXBAI-anese?
posted by Pecinpah at 8:31 AM on February 5, 2008

It's no Eye Of Argon
posted by fearfulsymmetry at 9:39 AM on February 5, 2008

Oh and String Ducky should have had a post of it's own... that was great
posted by fearfulsymmetry at 9:43 AM on February 5, 2008

Can't. Stop. Giggling...
posted by Jofus at 10:28 AM on February 5, 2008

What's the big mystery about this dialect? I wrote just like this --

When I was seven years old.

posted by tspae at 11:19 AM on February 5, 2008

Hold on. Must find brain. Fell out of nose.
posted by tehloki at 11:48 AM on February 5, 2008

Absolutely perfectly done. Hope there will be more.
posted by notmydesk at 1:42 PM on February 5, 2008

I'm surprised no one has noticed yet that it's this way because English isn't the guy's native language. (And, um, maybe logic is not the guy's first system of thought.)
posted by JHarris at 1:46 PM on February 5, 2008

oh, wow. i thought this was just a parody but after reading some more of this guys fan fiction.. wow. just wow. some people should not be allowed near a keyboard, typewriter or pen and ink.
posted by Dillonlikescookies at 4:16 PM on February 5, 2008

Hi-larious.
posted by EndsOfInvention at 7:30 AM on February 6, 2008