Comments on: Catholic flap over free flapjacks

Catholic flap over free flapjacks

ericbop — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 07:04:39 -0800

There is no word on whether IHOP has asked the Vatican to shift the timing of Lent.

As mentioned previously, today is not only Super Tuesday, but also Fat Tuesday, otherwise known as Mardi Gras, Shrove Tuesday, or...International Pancake Day. IHOP is not a happy camper that the biggest payday in its calendar (when it admittedly not only gives away free pancakes but raises money for charity in the process) has to compete with our pesky American democracy. As they say in their press release: "Super Tuesday, set for February 5, 2008, encroaches upon the centuries-old celebration of Pancake Day, traditionally held the Tuesday preceding Lent to rid iceboxes of forbidden dairy products." So it decided to thumb its nose at the Catholics and declare next Tuesday "National Pancake Day," even though it's during Lent, which defeats the entire purpose. Except for those whose religion's highest priority is the consumption of free pancakes.

By: popcassady

popcassady — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 07:07:18 -0800

Don't forget the Jif lemon on Jif Lemon Day.

By: DMan

DMan — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 07:10:01 -0800

Maybe I'm just thick, but it seems like Super Tuesday wouldn't interfere that much--your average American is just going to vote and be done with it, and why not go get a free pancake while you're out? In my hometown a civic organization always has a pancake supper on election night, and it's always wildly popular because a lot of people are out anyway and decide to stop for food. So, if their only reason is "Super Tuesday!" then they're a little off base, I think.

By: chillmost

chillmost — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 07:12:11 -0800

Super Fat International Pancake Tuesday. There. Everyone's happy.

By: Miko

Miko — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 07:13:32 -0800

How many iceboxes did people have centuries ago? Anyway, Shrove Tuesday pancakes were never that widespread a tradition, though certainly interesting enough. Like a lot of such traditions, this one came from agrarian Christianized Europe in the Middle Ages. But it's not as though it was something that could be 'encroached' upon, any more than the passel of other Church days of observance coming up in the next several weeks. Anything to piggyback on some press. It worked on us!

By: bondcliff

bondcliff — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 07:14:46 -0800

They should have it on Wednesday and smear a little maple syrup on everyone's forehead.

By: DevilsAdvocate

DevilsAdvocate — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 07:15:05 -0800

Also, dairy is no longer considered "meat" for the purpose of Lenten abstention from meat (as it once was), and the prohibition on meat is now only on Ash Wednesday and Fridays during Lent anyway, not the entirety of Lent, as it used to be.

By: MrMoonPie

MrMoonPie — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 07:15:45 -0800

It's OK--they'll be serving Pope pancakes.

By: elmwood

elmwood — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 07:33:37 -0800

Mefites were quite silent when International Side of Bacon and Pork Sausage Links Day coincided with Yom Kippur last year.

By: Daddy-O

Daddy-O — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 07:33:42 -0800

Jif Lemon Day

By: misha

misha — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 07:34:11 -0800

Well, I'm going to eat some pancakes on February 12th, then. I don't think the Pope will mind. Especially since I'm not Catholic. Oh, and that Pope pancake looks...well, suspiciously sharp and clear to me. Willowy lines and strange swirls can happen naturally, but that cross is awfully suspect.

By: quin

quin — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 07:39:25 -0800

*starts doing math* (Muttering)... Pancakes plus Catholics, carry the two, religion... Jesus... multiply by three, over Easter... super tuesday... divide by the sum of the Pope... *wipes forehead* Ok, I can't be sure, but if my calculations are correct, somehow a bunny is involved here. And if I'm reading this properly, we need to put pancakes on it's head. I know it's counter intuitive, but the numbers seem to demonstrate that this is the only logical course of action.

By: dances_with_sneetches

dances_with_sneetches — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 07:41:05 -0800

When I was youngish, I worked at a hot dog place (Der Wienerschnitzel) in a Catholic area. Our sales went way down on Ash Wednesday. I remember the supervisor scowling demonically and saying, "I hope someday to live in a world where people are free of their meat-eating superstitions." I also remember him lying to patrons who asked if the meat was kosher, "for their own good."

By: jquinby

jquinby — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 07:43:45 -0800

We're having ginger pancakes tonight for dinner. Yum! Also, the local fast food places seem to be advertising their fish sandwiches all of a sudden. Places like Arby's and Wendy's. Coincidence? I think not.

By: kickback

kickback — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 07:46:22 -0800

Benedict's already crafting a bull "Coeli et terrae et laganum assus" (The heavens and the lands and the griddle cakes), excommunicating both the Rooty Tooty Fresh 'n' Fruity and Vive La French Toast. He also doesn't explicitly ask God to "nuke the franchise from orbit", but says such an act would be agreeable to the Church.

By: Brandon Blatcher

Brandon Blatcher — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 07:46:29 -0800

My god doesn't give a shit whether I eat pancakes today, tomorrow and never. Yours shouldn't either.

By: 3.2.3

3.2.3 — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 07:47:54 -0800

Pancakes compete with democracy? I had no idea.

By: maudlin

maudlin — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 07:49:18 -0800

Today's Shrove Tuesday? Lent has started? Really? Oh man, I'm such a badly lapsed Catholic. I'm going to a hell I no longer believe in for missing that.

By: maudlin

maudlin — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 07:51:14 -0800

Whoops -- Lent actually starts tomorrow on "Hey, you've got something on your face. Let me wipe it off for you" Wednesday. *plunges deeper into non-existent flames for messing that up the first time*

By: TheWhiteSkull

TheWhiteSkull — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 07:51:21 -0800

I always thought it was more about getting rid of leftover fat and sugar. How exactly would you even eliminate dairy and eggs from diets during the Lenten season? As Miko points out, it's not like people were storing these items for long periods anyhow. If you owned a cow (or goat) and chickens, they would continue to produce regardless of your religious obligation. Did people make cheese during Lent? /pedant Anyway, the thing I like about living in a succession of Polish neighborhoods is that Pancake Day is also Paczki day. Like I need another excuse to eat donuts.

By: rongorongo

rongorongo — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 08:02:19 -0800

Sod the pancakes - even with Jif Lemon - its Carnival time in Rio

By: friendlyjuan

friendlyjuan — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 08:22:35 -0800

I'm not sure how I missed "International Side of Bacon and Pork Sausage Links Day", but I am not happy about it. Is there some sort of mailing list I can subscribe to, so that I don't deprive myself in the future?

By: Miko

Miko — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 08:29:27 -0800

Did people make cheese during Lent? You know what they say, "Blessed are the cheesemakers." /wendell

By: pineapple

pineapple — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 08:33:42 -0800

"for they will be called the sons of Gouda"?

By: Sys Rq

Sys Rq — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 08:34:05 -0800

My god doesn't give a shit whether I eat pancakes today You're going to feel awfully silly when you get your belated Mardi Gras present. Remember to thank God before you flush it.

By: ericbop

ericbop — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 08:36:53 -0800

My god doesn't give a shit whether I eat pancakes today, tomorrow and never. Yours shouldn't either. My God only cares that I stuff my face full of latkes on Chanukkah. But I observe Pancake Day in the spirit of pancake pluralism (Eggo egalitarianism?)

By: Unicorn on the cob

Unicorn on the cob — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 08:44:21 -0800

Free pancakes? Screw my diet. I actually foam at the mouth sometimes at the mere hint of pancakes with blueberry syrup.

By: dirtynumbangelboy

dirtynumbangelboy — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 08:51:28 -0800

And it's such a delightfully bluish-purple foam.

By: XMLicious

XMLicious — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 08:51:37 -0800

It's OK--they'll be serving Pope pancakes. Heh, I thought that was going to be a pancake rolled into the shape of a mitre and pinned with a toothpick. They should do that, it would be cute. Unless someone choked on the toothpick.

By: jessamyn

jessamyn — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 08:52:09 -0800

Vermont is the only state in the US without an IHOP. I blame the strong maple lobby.

By: fearfulsymmetry

fearfulsymmetry — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 08:59:29 -0800

Everyday should be pancake day... I'm like a pancake master, got my own secret recipe for the batter and do proper flipping and everything. And Jif!? It's freshly squeezed lemon juice all the way.

By: jmd82

jmd82 — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 09:07:40 -0800

Vermont is the only state in the US without an IHOP. I blame the strong maple lobby. Eh, I'm still depressed over the absence of WaHo in the north.

By: SteveInMaine

SteveInMaine — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 09:19:09 -0800

Happy Paczki Day! Damn, what a bunch of heathens.

By: Jay Reimenschneider

Jay Reimenschneider — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 09:21:38 -0800

Sorry I just don't get it. They're worried people won't eat their horrible pancakes because they have to take 5 minutes out their day to vote? What exactly is the conflict here?

By: Jay Reimenschneider

Jay Reimenschneider — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 09:23:04 -0800

And I don't think peanut butter should have lemon in it, by the way.

By: pax digita

pax digita — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 09:31:31 -0800

also Paczki day Driving 'round town last night, I noticed that somebody had a box of those on the rear deck of his car, prominently visible thru its rear window...kind of a 'Hey, I'm Polish and it's (nearly) Lent!" (I would've liked to have hummed some Lenten carols but can't think of any.) Oh, and IHOP's pumpkin pancakes around Hallowe'en season aren't half bad.

By: Artw

Artw — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 09:42:16 -0800

Good luck with imposing your false pancake day on us, Cultural Imperialist House Of Pancakes.

By: UbuRoivas

UbuRoivas — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 09:44:16 -0800

Vermont is the only state in the US without an IHOP. Canada & Mexico are the only countries in the world with an IHOP, other than the US. I guess that *just* qualifies as international. Not that I'm complaining, though. If they're anything like the quality of Starbucks or Krispy Kreme or any number of other chains & franchises that have only recently passed quarantine here, I doubt we're missing much.

By: CitizenD

CitizenD — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 09:47:39 -0800

Super Fat International Pancake Tuesday. There. Everyone's happy. i like the sound of this much better: International Super Fat Pancake Tuesday. 'cause i loves me some fat pancakes. boom chicka chicka chicka boom boom

By: dirtynumbangelboy

dirtynumbangelboy — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 09:48:39 -0800

Bah, IHOP is crap with shite pankcakes. Golden Griddle used to be awesome, but something happened to their quality some years back.

By: UbuRoivas

UbuRoivas — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 09:51:31 -0800

Mardi Gras also has another meaning down under, which Catholics often find a bit more against the spirit of lent than just a pancake or two.

By: Kadin2048

Kadin2048 — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 09:53:17 -0800

Except for those whose religion's highest priority is the consumption of free pancakes. Ha! Finally! (Definitely Pancakeist)

By: MrMoonPie

MrMoonPie — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 09:54:51 -0800

I'm gathering from the comments that there's some sort of connection between pancakes and lemon juice, but I can't imagine what it is. Do Brits put lemon juice on pancakes?

By: Artw

Artw — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 09:58:24 -0800

Yes. And it goes very well, though generally on the thinner, crispier kind of pancake. Certainly nothing that IHOP does.

By: Artw

Artw — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 09:59:18 -0800

(I do quite like the pumkin ones though.)

By: dirtynumbangelboy

dirtynumbangelboy — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 10:00:41 -0800

Lemon juice is for crepes, which while they belong in the pancake family, aren't really what is meant by 'pancake'.

By: Artw

Artw — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 10:01:45 -0800

Says you, cultural imperialist scumbag.

By: kickback

kickback — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 10:03:01 -0800

I've only ever had lemon juice on pancakes with copious amounts of powdered sugar. That works pretty well even on a thick pancake.

By: miss lynnster

miss lynnster — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 10:03:35 -0800

1. Chocolate chocolate chip pancakes with powdered sugar TOTALLY ruled my ten year-old world. 2. Whomever named the "Rooty Tooty Fresh & Fruity" (now even more super!) needs to be slapped. That is all.

By: XMLicious

XMLicious — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 10:03:36 -0800

Speaking of shite pancakes, once when I was in the UK I saw some pre-cooked in a package on the shelf. I had to buy some and stack them in between two canned German cheeseburgers to contrive a pale imitation of an American-style meal.

By: Artw

Artw — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 10:08:32 -0800

Why not just go to McDonalds?

By: UbuRoivas

UbuRoivas — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 10:09:26 -0800

Lemon juice is for crepes, which while they belong in the pancake family, aren't really what is meant by 'pancake'. This makes more sense if you understand that when Americans say "pancake" they really mean "slightly large pikelet". But yes, lemon juice & sugar are awesome on the international crepe-style pancakes.

By: Lord Chancellor

Lord Chancellor — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 10:09:32 -0800

I love me some IHOP regardless of what some snooty Australians say. But even better than pancakes is the awesome majesty of the waffle.

By: not_on_display

not_on_display — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 10:19:45 -0800

Did someone say pancakes? Best pancake music video ever. Mmmm. Now, what's all this about an IHOP? Some Egyptian king or another, amirite?

By: prostyle

prostyle — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 10:29:31 -0800

Once when I was probably around eight or nine we went to a local family restaurant where they were featuring a single pancake meal for the evening. I couldn't believe it, one single pancake? As the order was brought to the table I found myself staring at a pancake the size of a hubcap. A very old gentlemen across the aisle noticed my astonishment, rose from his booth and walked over to our table. He bet me a fifty cent piece I couldn't eat the whole thing, and this was a major distinction to me at the time - not two quarters, a fifty cent piece! Now the stakes were raised, it wasn't just me versus the enormous plate of carbs, this old man was hedging his bets on the side of the flapjack. That burned me up good, and I took that pancake down in record time and got my fifty cent piece. I don't even think IHOP has boysenberry syrup, so they're off the list of places where this awesome feat could be restaged, Lent or not. I remember when the kind of crappy but good at 3AM w/ coffee and cigarettes in tow Village Inn used to bring out a little carrying cart with all the flavors (6?) of syrup, that was so awesome. Now you have to remember which one you like and ask for the server to bring it out with your meal, unbelievable injustice.

By: BrotherCaine

BrotherCaine — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 10:30:12 -0800

When they stopped serving buckwheat pancakes they bacame dead to me.

By: BrotherCaine

BrotherCaine — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 10:30:24 -0800

*became*

By: jrossi4r

jrossi4r — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 10:34:04 -0800

Happy Fastnacht Day!

By: XMLicious

XMLicious — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 10:47:32 -0800

Why not just go to McDonalds? Actually, I can believe that a UK McDonalds would serve something like that. The approach of the fast food restaurants over there often seems to be to mix any few American-sounding foods together. "Let's see... a chicken patty... a hash brown... and bacon! On a bun." Spam pizza? Eucch. Granted, in the US it's not that much more aesthetically sophisticated. But American fast food has a certain je ne sais barf to it that is all its own.

By: Unicorn on the cob

Unicorn on the cob — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 10:51:38 -0800

prostyle, was it perchance the near-mythical Dutch Baby you were challenged to consume? I have a dear friend who blames this treat for his adult-onset diabetes.

By: MrMoonPie

MrMoonPie — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 10:52:37 -0800

I don't even think IHOP has boysenberry syrup. . . . Now you have to remember which one you like and ask for the server to bring it out with your meal

Wikipedia's account aligns with what I remember from recent experience:

Each table has its own sugar boat and the four of the following flavors of syrup dispensers: blueberry, boysenberry, butter pecan, and strawberry. There is also service of warm maple-flavored syrup, brought out with every meal with pancakes/waffles.

By: Fuzzy Monster

Fuzzy Monster — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 11:01:51 -0800

I don't even think IHOP has boysenberry syrup prostyle, IHOP does indeed have boysenberry syrup, along with butter pecan, blueberry, strawberry, and plain ol' maple. Happy Eating! As for the Fat Tuesday/Super Tuesday conflict, I've got the perfect solution. I'm voting for a stack of pancakes. McCain v.s. a stack of pancakes. Or Obama v.s a stack of pancakes. Or a stack of pancakes v.s. another stack of pancakes. Running mates: bacon or sausage? The field is narrowing, people!

By: prostyle

prostyle — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 11:02:53 -0800

Hmm, no Dutch Baby although that is a pretty righteous looking dish! Thank you for the reference MrMoonPie, how foolish of me to assume boysenberry could possibly be snubbed by such an institution.

By: Fuzzy Monster

Fuzzy Monster — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 11:07:28 -0800

Mr.MoonPie beat me to it. "Moon Pie... what an age we live in." *dunks head in boysenberry syrup in atonement*

By: Fuzzy Monster

Fuzzy Monster — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 11:11:32 -0800

I meant, of course, "Moon Pie... what a time to be alive." *drowns self in syrup*

By: Zed_Lopez

Zed_Lopez — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 11:14:11 -0800

Except for those whose religion's highest priority is the consumption of free pancakes. I'm sensing the first Pastafarian heresy coming on.

By: Sys Rq

Sys Rq — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 11:29:16 -0800

Why not just go to McDonalds? It shames me to admit this, but it is my highly informed opinion that McDonald's hotcakes are the best chain-restaurant pancakes around. Behold the throw-back styrofoam container!

By: likesuchasand

likesuchasand — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 11:32:33 -0800

Pancake drama!!!!

By: Chuffy

Chuffy — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 11:34:48 -0800

And the Lord said, "Thou shalt always be beholden to corporate sponsors, for in their infinite wisdom, My Laws are always bendable due to Capitalism. And it was good." Upon hearing the News, the Apostles inscribed the Law to be Truth - all American companies would be absolved in their deviation from His Word, so that the people could share in their goodness. It was later decreed, by the prophets, that Spam would not receive the absolution - all people must still eat filet-of-fish sandwiches on Fridays during Lent. And it was greed, I mean, Good.

By: Sys Rq

Sys Rq — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 11:40:55 -0800

Ahem -- Filet O'Fish. (Unlike the heathen Scotch-Irish Protestant rest-of-menu, the fish sandwich is a good Irish Catholic.)

By: Cranberry

Cranberry — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 12:52:52 -0800

Fatuous.

By: Smedleyman

Smedleyman — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 13:33:01 -0800

Catholicism in a nutshell: Pope: "Today is pancake day." Laity: "Woo hoo! Pancakes! Let's eat pancakes!" Pope: "Today we don't eat meat." Laity: yeah, uh, whatever Srsly tho - who can argue when there's pancakes around? Instead of tear gas riot cops should deliver pancakes to rioters. Pancakes should be served during tense contract negotiations and diplomatic talks. The problem with the middle east? You got it, not enough pancakes.

By: quin

quin — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 13:52:44 -0800

True Smedleyman, but I can see the inevitable breakdown in negotiations when the subject of maple versus blueberry syrup comes up. You think you've seen violence based on religious, political, or ideological differences? I say we haven't seen anything yet. Veterans will speak in hushed tones of the Flapjacks Wars back in the Oughts. And they will pour a half measure of syrup onto the ground, for their fallen brothers in arms who died while running into the storm of linked sausage fire.

By: kebnabi

kebnabi — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 15:05:28 -0800

Pancakes, schmancakes. There are better ways to consume copious amounts of sugar and fat pre-Lent -- I refer to, of course, the Swedish Lenten bun, or semla. Think of a cream puff, but stuffed with marzipan in addition to fresh whipped cream. I miss them SO much. Traditionally, they're only supposed to be eaten today, Shrove Tuesday, but Swedish bakeries start selling them right after New Year's these days, it seems. I wonder if they're all ticked off about Super Tuesday in the U.S. too... or at that pesky IHOP and its infernal Pancake Day!

By: Smedleyman

Smedleyman — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 15:15:35 -0800

"I can see the inevitable breakdown in negotiations when the subject of maple versus blueberry syrup comes up." I think it'd be more over the side dishes and logistics than the actual pancakes. "Don't you DARE let the syrup touch the eggs you son of a BITCH!" "whoa, whoa gentlemen, we all like pancakes here...." "He's hiding sausage under the pancakes, how can you trust him?" *whipped cream explodes* "AHHHH!" *chaos ensues* ....But yeah, I can see that.

By: Tube

Tube — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 16:48:50 -0800

1. Chocolate chocolate chip pancakes with powdered sugar TOTALLY ruled my ten year-old world. YEEESSSS!!!!!!! IHOP chocolate chip pancakes are so goddamn good they transubstantiate.

By: zardoz

zardoz — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 17:23:17 -0800

Growing in the Presbyterian church (in the U.S.), we had a Shrove Tuesday pancake dinner every year, instead of the usual monthly potluck. I had no idea what it meant, but just the fact that we were eating pancakes for dinner made me actually want to go to church.

By: saucysault

saucysault — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 19:13:24 -0800

I just spent four hours on my feet making literally hundreds of pancakes for my children's catholic school. Funny enough, most of the children had no idea why they were having pancakes or the traditional idea of giving up something for lent. The kids were on a sugar high from all the maple syrup and enjoyed the mari gras decorations. My daughter asked me what I was giving up for lent and I said being a mother. She followed me home anyways. I didn't have a chance to have a pancake today so I am going to make some for breakfast tomorrow. But reading about the flavoured syrups are making me crave them!