Comments on: Would he swear on the Bible?

Would he swear on the Bible?

not_on_display — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 09:52:32 -0800

"We have the chance to accomplish two other things: to provide a model for what a truly sincere, forthright, and courageous Presidential candidate might look like, and to demonstrate how desperate America's voters are to see one." Jesus in 2008!

By: clevershark

clevershark — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 10:17:22 -0800

Try as I might I can't find the old flash vid "Jesus: wrong for America". Does anyone have a link to it?..

By: PlusDistance

PlusDistance — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 10:20:21 -0800

Just what we need -- another candidate who didn't do anything much before age 30, cruising on his family connections, who's still going to be hailed as Jesus on Fox News.

By: DU

DU — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 10:24:43 -0800

Jesus would never be hailed as Jesus on Fox News. They'd play the clip of him smashing the money changers tables over and over to torpedo him a la Dean's YEARGH.

By: never used baby shoes

never used baby shoes — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 10:25:35 -0800

The media will crucify him.

By: grabbingsand

grabbingsand — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 10:35:47 -0800

He'd be gunned down cold by the C.I.A.*

By: quin

quin — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 10:38:57 -0800

Oh great, if this goes forward, we are going to have to deal with four years of hearing about Magdalen-gate.

By: Abiezer

Abiezer — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 10:43:29 -0800

Some of the issues He raised in his last major stump speech seemed interesting, but I suspect the crowd might go with Barabbas again.

By: jonmc

jonmc — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 10:52:38 -0800

well, with Richardson gone, we could use a Latino candidate....oh.

By: Guy_Inamonkeysuit

Guy_Inamonkeysuit — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:07:03 -0800

Jesus? I thought he was dead!

By: whir

whir — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:15:51 -0800

Is it this one, clevershark?

By: BozoBurgerBonanza

BozoBurgerBonanza — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:38:18 -0800

A warning to Jesus, from Mike Tyson: "When Jesus comes back, these crazy, greedy, capitalistic men are gonna kill him again." ...and I agree

By: maxwelton

maxwelton — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:44:26 -0800

Is this semitic Jesus or republican Jesus we're talking about here?

By: Lord Chancellor

Lord Chancellor — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:47:50 -0800

A Jewish President. . . in America?? Not likely.

By: Hat Maui

Hat Maui — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:50:41 -0800

wait, if this is a gag, then who won maine last night?

By: Navelgazer

Navelgazer — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 12:00:12 -0800

Umm... at 33, isn't he two years too young by Article II? Let's be realistic, people.

By: Bora Horza Gobuchul

Bora Horza Gobuchul — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 12:06:08 -0800

I had a lot of trepidation going to the site, but looking through it, the idea, from an intellectual standpoint, is kind of appealing to toss around. They've eliminated miracles and Rapture from the platform; maybe it will cause a few people to think about Jesus as the socio-political aikidōka that he (or elements of his original composite figure) was, rather than the Messianic figure he became.

By: monospace

monospace — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 12:06:28 -0800

Is this the same Jesus that Bush has been talking to for the past 7 years? Do not want.

By: rusty

rusty — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 12:09:20 -0800

Can we please stop all these pro-Obama posts?

By: Bora Horza Gobuchul

Bora Horza Gobuchul — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 12:32:00 -0800

Kinda sorta related - Jesus re-imagined in magna.

By: eustacescrubb

eustacescrubb — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 12:46:03 -0800

Woody Guthrie thought this up a long time ago.

By: finite

finite — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 19:06:10 -0800

FAIL(TLDR)