Amusing (if Messy) Stop-Motion Valentine's Day Ad

February 14, 2008 2:47 AM

An entertaining stop-motion animation from an AdHack (a DIY-ad startup) user. The audio is slightly unsafe for work, and it gets a bit weird and, uh, extra-chocolatey near the end, but it's certainly worth 30 seconds out of your Valentine's Day.
posted by dbarefoot (15 comments total)

I thought the one that came after it was cute.
posted by chillmost at 3:25 AM on February 14, 2008 [1 favorite]

Funnyish but I'm not sure it's really a Valentine's Day sentiment to have the man put his wrapper on and leave immediately after.
posted by DU at 4:41 AM on February 14, 2008

Funnyish but I'm not sure it's really a Valentine's Day sentiment to have the man put his wrapper on and leave a trail of brown slime as he makes for the exit immediately after giving her an I'm sure less than mind-blowing twenty seconds of sexual pleasure. But maybe chocolates are different.
posted by From Bklyn at 4:53 AM on February 14, 2008

Maybe chocolate years are like dog years? To us, it's one year, but to a chocolate it's like, 35? That would make those 20 human seconds about 11.5 chocolate minutes. Still not great, but an improvement.
posted by dbarefoot at 4:56 AM on February 14, 2008

Well, she did melt. I hope that's reversible.
posted by DU at 5:27 AM on February 14, 2008

Why does everyone assume that the one leaving is MALE?
posted by Dizzy at 6:30 AM on February 14, 2008

Because he's bigger, was in the back during doggy style, had a male voice and put on his wrapper and left directly afterwards.
posted by DU at 6:37 AM on February 14, 2008

That describes half the women in New England.
posted by Dizzy at 6:41 AM on February 14, 2008 [4 favorites]

What
posted by DU at 7:27 AM on February 14, 2008

Half of that was foreplay, so there was only 15 seconds of sex.
She didn't melt; that was premature echoculation.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 8:57 AM on February 14, 2008

I really liked the song. And I appreciate that the credits included "music by," which made it easier for me to find brie neilson's myspace profile.
posted by hapticactionnetwork at 9:22 AM on February 14, 2008

I really liked the song.

I agree.

I wish everyone who used music would credit it.
posted by jeffamaphone at 11:00 AM on February 14, 2008

"Because he's bigger, was in the back during doggy style, had a male voice and put on his wrapper and left directly afterwards."

"That describes half the women in New England."

Dying. Over. Here. People. Looking. At. Me. Funny...

Thanks, I needed that.
posted by TomMelee at 1:48 PM on February 14, 2008

Damned Santorum all over the sheets again, I see.
posted by PeterMcDermott at 9:18 PM on February 14, 2008

That was actually really sad. Good thing I had a Valentine, otherwise I'd be curled up on my bed amid comforters and pillows and reading MetaFilter after watching this.

Oh wait.
posted by Phire at 2:12 PM on February 16, 2008