Barack Obama folded your laundry

February 14, 2008 11:16 AM

Barack Obama is your new bicycle

by this guy

posted by Stynxno (37 comments total)

Barack Obama lent me his coat, folded me an origami, and subscribed to my feed.
posted by brownpau at 11:18 AM on February 14, 2008

he sure is a nice guy!
posted by joelf at 11:19 AM on February 14, 2008

Barack Obama was a hero to most but he never meant shit to me.
posted by GuyZero at 11:19 AM on February 14, 2008

Somebody cut Barack Obama's lock and stole him when I went to buy a candy bar?
posted by anthill at 11:20 AM on February 14, 2008 [1 favorite]

Barack Obama flagged this FPP.
posted by not_on_display at 11:20 AM on February 14, 2008 [1 favorite]

MeFi is turning into FARK every passing day. me sad :(
posted by anyokerin at 11:20 AM on February 14, 2008 [1 favorite]

Barack Obama lives next door to your mum

"Mum"? Methinks there are redcoat interlopers afoot.
posted by Sys Rq at 11:21 AM on February 14, 2008

I'm starting to think sites like these are built by Clinton supporters, hoping that people get sick of hearing about Obama all the time.

Barack Obama has a balloon for me!
posted by turaho at 11:21 AM on February 14, 2008

?
posted by uncleozzy at 11:21 AM on February 14, 2008

Barack Obama won't be on the front page much longer.
posted by Pastabagel at 11:22 AM on February 14, 2008

Also, Yes we can has (cheezburgers)
posted by hydropsyche at 11:22 AM on February 14, 2008

Barack Obama lives in the UK.
posted by Jay Reimenschneider at 11:22 AM on February 14, 2008

Previously.
posted by Burhanistan at 11:23 AM on February 14, 2008

Barack Obama was carrying you, that's why there was only one set of footprints in the sand.
posted by brain_drain at 11:24 AM on February 14, 2008 [9 favorites]

Ok of the web.
posted by everichon at 11:25 AM on February 14, 2008

yes we can has
posted by Stynxno at 11:26 AM on February 14, 2008 [1 favorite]

So, Barack hired Jenny Holzer to do virals for him?
posted by everichon at 11:26 AM on February 14, 2008

Barack Obama raped me.
posted by psmealey at 11:26 AM on February 14, 2008 [1 favorite]

Previously.

Well, it's a step up, clarity-wise. Content-wise, maybe not.
posted by echo target at 11:27 AM on February 14, 2008

A former vice-presidential candidate folded my laundry (in exchange for some computer work). She rocks!
posted by LordSludge at 11:28 AM on February 14, 2008

hydropsyche: "Also, Yes we can has (cheezburgers)"

Something is clearly wrong with me. I knew what that was, and still I clicked, AND looked, AND scrolled.

And I laughed. Still I laugh.

I guess I should just give up hope of ever being cool or hip, since clearly I cannot fully comprehend the concept of "natural death of a meme."

WHAT
THE
FUCK
PINEAPPLE

o rly? kthxbye

Barack Obama flagged this post.
posted by pineapple at 11:29 AM on February 14, 2008 [1 favorite]

Barack Obama needs better leading in Safari.
posted by adamrice at 11:29 AM on February 14, 2008

Lets not turn Obama into a Democratic Ron Paul, k?

I like Obama too much to see him become Supreme Overlord of Internet Cults.
posted by Avenger at 11:31 AM on February 14, 2008

Umm, Barack Obama wrote on your funwall...?
posted by yath at 11:32 AM on February 14, 2008

yath, it's a Facebook reference!
posted by roomthreeseventeen at 11:33 AM on February 14, 2008

You might want to get a pregnancy test anyway, yath.
posted by cashman at 11:35 AM on February 14, 2008 [2 favorites]

Barack Obama wonders how the fuck this contentless FPP hasn't been deleted yet.

BEST OF THE WEB, guys. Stop posting this junk here. Take it to Fark.
posted by Mikey-San at 11:37 AM on February 14, 2008 [2 favorites]

"Barack Obama" is the new "your mom."
posted by middleclasstool at 11:38 AM on February 14, 2008

I really wish he were running against Bush. Then I could be witty and say, "well, then he must be the right recumbent to challenge the incumbent."

But it'd make more sense to say "the middle left recumbent to challenge the right incumbent." But you'd lose something. Kind of like explaining a joke you wish you could make.
posted by Mister Cheese at 11:39 AM on February 14, 2008

Yo' mama is Barack Obama!
posted by straight at 11:40 AM on February 14, 2008

Fuck off.

or what Mikey-San said.
posted by sfts2 at 11:40 AM on February 14, 2008

echo target: I was referring to my previous comment in one of his many deleted threads about stynxno or styxno or whatever being the worst poster here.
posted by Burhanistan at 11:43 AM on February 14, 2008

Barack Obama's supports have an insipid website.
posted by boo_radley at 11:47 AM on February 14, 2008

Obama is my boyfriend
Obama is my girlfriend
Obama is my dead end
Obama is my imaginary friend
Obama is my king-size bed
Obama's where I make my friends
Obama is my hot hot bath
Obama is where I'd like you to touch
posted by infinitewindow at 11:49 AM on February 14, 2008 [1 favorite]

No RSS?
posted by aerotive at 11:50 AM on February 14, 2008

The posted byline on mefi should really be changed to:

posted by Faux Real at 1:45 PM on February 14 [+] [!] [?]
posted by Faux Real at 11:50 AM on February 14, 2008

I must be a fish.
posted by fiercecupcake at 11:51 AM on February 14, 2008