Comments on: It's about a bike

It's about a bike

fixedgear — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 15:41:07 -0800

The '...is your new bicycle' meme is your new bicycle. I like bikes.

By: Flashman

Flashman — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 15:50:16 -0800

I knew the bicycle. The bicycle was a friend of mine. Barack Obama, you're no bicycle.

By: mr_crash_davis

mr_crash_davis — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 15:59:20 -0800

A woman without a man is like Obama without a bicycle. Or something.

By: Citizen Premier

Citizen Premier — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 15:59:59 -0800

"I AM NOT A BICYCLE!"

By: padraigin

padraigin — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:04:12 -0800

jessamyn's my new bicycle. Or maybe I'm hers, I'm still clicking to find out.

By: Drexen

Drexen — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:05:02 -0800

Metafilter: your new bicycle. I had to do one some time.

By: Poolio

Poolio — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:07:09 -0800

INVISIBLE BIKE

By: RockyChrysler

RockyChrysler — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:10:15 -0800

when i see a barak obama on a bicycle i have hope for for the human race.

By: tepidmonkey

tepidmonkey — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:10:49 -0800

Metafilter is your new bicycle.

By: everichon

everichon — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:15:34 -0800

Tenuously related: MeFi jerseys? Still available anywhere? Cos that would be my new bicycle.

By: wendell

wendell — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:16:18 -0800

WTF? My new bicycle drank my milkshake!

By: fixedgear

fixedgear — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:16:31 -0800

tepidmonkey for the win!

By: mek

mek — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:19:58 -0800

New Bicycle 08. Change we can believe in.

By: chillmost

chillmost — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:21:03 -0800

This meme Is lame

By: SassHat

SassHat — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:25:36 -0800

I am getting a new bicycle next month, but I am afraid I won't like it as much as I like Obama, MetaFilter and LOLcats. What should I do?

By: everichon

everichon — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:27:18 -0800

SassHat: On the top tube, stencil YES WE CAN HAS. Then, wear a pancake on your head in place of a helmet.

By: gurple

gurple — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:32:13 -0800

I love it when annoying, stupid memes that seem headed for popularity are deconstructed and their stupid origins are made known. It takes the wind out of their stupid sails.

By: wendell

wendell — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:40:56 -0800

And remember to keep your fish in your pants and not on your bicycle. Which I guess means you shouldn't wear your pants on your bicycle... or something.NSFWimbledonStadium

By: cortex

cortex — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:43:48 -0800

Damn, tepidmonkey. I'm both disappointed and unsurprised that someone has gone there. Oh well: two unicycles and some duct tape is your new bicycle.

By: DU

DU — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:47:34 -0800

GET OFF MY ~~LAWN~~BICYCLE!

By: not_on_display

not_on_display — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:50:22 -0800

Barack Obama is constructed out of three trillion miniature Chuck Norrises. Wait, I think it's the other way around

By: wendell

wendell — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:50:44 -0800

I just hope this new meme doesn't turn recumbent. (It's a vicious cycle)

By: srboisvert

srboisvert — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 17:19:09 -0800

I wish I could contribute something memingful here but I think I will just quip while I am ahead.

By: oneirodynia

oneirodynia — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 17:27:10 -0800

BARACK OBAMA STOLE YOUR NEW TRICYCLE

By: jessamyn

jessamyn — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 17:27:23 -0800

hey!

By: Foosnark

Foosnark — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 18:03:47 -0800

Barack Obama will not threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak.

By: ardgedee

ardgedee — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 18:11:01 -0800

Your new bicycle ate my balls .

By: Bonzai

Bonzai — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 18:13:12 -0800

Barak Obama complimented your new haircut even though you didn't drop any hints. Barak Obama gave you 5 quarters to finish your laundry even though you only had a dollar. Barak Obama checked the air pressure of your tires while you went inside to pay for your gas.

By: Simon!

Simon! — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 18:27:20 -0800

DIPLOMATIC SHARK WANTS YOU TO SIGN THE TREATY

By: naoko

naoko — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 19:00:09 -0800

This seems like as good a time as any to remind you of my favorite stupid site with endless reloading possibilites: Horse Hate In semi-seriousness, did the one about Barack Obama giving up his seat make anyone just else ever so slightly uncomfortable? I feel like the whole seat giving-up concept has some racial undertones. Perhaps that is ludicrously hypersensitive, though.

By: Two unicycles and some duct tape

Two unicycles and some duct tape — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 19:47:03 -0800

I am, in fact, your new bicycle. You're welcome.

By: subgear

subgear — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 19:56:28 -0800

My new bicycle can kick your new bicycle's ass.

By: Extopalopaketle

Extopalopaketle — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 20:15:24 -0800

Long bike is looooong.

By: TheOnlyCoolTim

TheOnlyCoolTim — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 21:07:59 -0800

The type of idolatry illustrated by this phenomenon got me to put the first thing up on the internet crap dump I bought the other day since I was buying a for serious website and at $8 bucks a piece why not two? CHAIRMAN OBAMA; a juxtaposition of propaganda.

By: fullerine

fullerine — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 23:45:58 -0800

i am Obama. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other threads i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your bicycle

By: [expletive deleted]

[expletive deleted] — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 00:26:50 -0800

The Ron Paul one is way better. Ron Paul used "beg the question" incorrectly. Ron Paul asked you something about John Galt. Ron Paul is drawing stares with his talk of fluoride and chemtrails. Ron Paul wrote you a prescription for colloidal silver.

By: fixedgear

fixedgear — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 02:55:12 -0800

You call that a longbike? That ain't shit. This is a long bike.

By: GuyZero

GuyZero — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 05:58:16 -0800

I cannot believe no one has yet said that Barack is the man now, dog.

By: newmoistness

newmoistness — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 07:18:09 -0800

Your favorite meme sucks.

By: arcticwoman

arcticwoman — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 08:13:00 -0800

"YOUR BICYCLE VOTES FOR OBAMA" "YOUR BICYCLE IS SELF-POLICING SINCE 1999"

By: Ambrosia Voyeur

Ambrosia Voyeur — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 10:46:39 -0800

*drops all your base, balls and bike parts into blender, adds ice cream* OM NOM NOM

By: Stynxno

Stynxno — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 14:35:02 -0800

I take credit for bringing this to the masses. I'm too far ahead of the curve for you people it seems.

By: Serena

Serena — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 19:22:29 -0800

Hillary Clinton Is Your New HD DVD Player

By: lilac girl

lilac girl — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 21:22:24 -0800

She's also mom jeans.

By: JHarris

JHarris — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 02:46:03 -0800

BROCK ALABAMA IS A POPSICLE.