Comments on: Beery eyed

Beery eyed

Phantast — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:10:13 -0800

Benefits of Beer There are a ton of these but this is by far my favorite.

By: BeerFilter

BeerFilter — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:14:42 -0800

I support this 100%.

By: chugg

chugg — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:15:24 -0800

Me too.

By: quonsar

quonsar — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:15:52 -0800

I wonder if there are 10 ways in which beer is better than women?

By: mattoxic

mattoxic — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:16:36 -0800

Benefits of Pepsi Blue

By: Stonestock Relentless

Stonestock Relentless — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:17:39 -0800

I've been smearing beer on others' breasts for years, now I finally have a reason.

By: mattoxic

mattoxic — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:20:35 -0800

I mean I love beer But c'mon.... In XVI century pharmaceutical chemists recommended women to wash themselves with beer in order to have soft skin. And Prussian Queen Louise who had flat breast was advised to drink beer and smear her breast with beer three times per day. I'm sure the same pharmaceutical chemists recommended women that they should try a drop or two of mercury, and lead was a wonderful way of lightening the face. I can however attest to the breast increasing properties of beer, I sport pendulous man boobs that are the envy of all flat chested women I meet (its the way they look at me)

By: not_on_display

not_on_display — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:21:51 -0800

This is funny, but I don't think it was intended to be as funny as it was.

By: klangklangston

klangklangston — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:22:11 -0800

Wow, you're drunk enough to post this? It's only, like, 1pm here!

By: not_on_display

not_on_display — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:23:50 -0800

"Beer is the main source of silicon"

By: Kifer85

Kifer85 — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:30:32 -0800

Beast of the web

By: tommasz

tommasz — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:38:40 -0800

Nas drovia!

By: Yer-Ol-Pal

Yer-Ol-Pal — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:44:14 -0800

mmmmmmmmm beer!

By: elendil71

elendil71 — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:46:01 -0800

"Good old trustworthy beer! My love for you will never die." ---Homer (Simpson)

By: Camofrog

Camofrog — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:46:10 -0800

And while having toothache before teeth were rinsed with beer. I couldn't have said it better. Well, maybe after some beer.

By: Navelgazer

Navelgazer — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:53:31 -0800

In my experience, drinking beer has greatly increased the size of the breasts I've encountered. HOORAY SCIENCE!

By: hellslinger

hellslinger — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:54:28 -0800

I don't want to be at work anymore after reading this.

By: milarepa

milarepa — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 14:11:13 -0800

Benefits of Beer: It gets me drunk.

By: champthom

champthom — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 14:35:25 -0800

7. Beer is good for mental work There are lots of group B and P vitamins in malt and hop, and they improve mental activity. While I've found that beer actually helps me work on papers and studying, doesn't alcohol inhibit the body's absorption of vitamins?

By: fixedgear

fixedgear — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 14:53:52 -0800

I love how this reads like it was run through Google translator twice. I'm enjoying a Sam Adams Old Fezziwig right now (it was sorta lost in my beer fridge).

By: Marie Mon Dieu

Marie Mon Dieu — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 14:58:22 -0800

I got a vision of Larry the Cable guy standing in front of the fridge going, "hmm, do I feel like a beer or a nice refreshing glass of kefir? Oh, I'm watching my figure, I'll drink a beer!" Kefir may have more calories but most people don't guzzle it like they do beer. Beer: porkchop in a bottle.

By: nebulawindphone

nebulawindphone — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 15:00:21 -0800

Yeah, I was really baffled by the comparison with kefir until I saw the domain name.

By: kuujjuarapik

kuujjuarapik — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 15:08:54 -0800

1. Beer strengthens cordial muscle. The cordial muscle is not the one I think it is.

By: jtron

jtron — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 15:13:43 -0800

Once I had a roommate who was a very religious Christian (although I never knew him to go to church, and he never actually paid me any rent... hmmm...). When he found my mug with the 10 Reasons Beer Is Better Than Jesus on it, he got a bit spooked, and moved out a couple weeks later. Nice enough guy, though.

By: sharpener

sharpener — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 15:31:08 -0800

This made me momentarily happy about my level of beer consumption. And explained why I am so smart and sexy.

By: nebulawindphone

nebulawindphone — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 15:31:10 -0800

Wait, people will kill you for not drinking Jesus?

By: Turtles all the way down

Turtles all the way down — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 15:40:57 -0800

3. Beer withdraws uric stones Many sorts of beer withdraw uric stones. It happens like that: potassium intensifies natrium and chlorine segregation by kidneys, and urine formation deeply increases. Thus demineralization of organism happens and uric stones are being withdrawn. I'm sold! It's the natrium! (better than plumbum for the renals!)

By: maurice

maurice — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 16:41:55 -0800

William Faulkner's Top Ten Beer Quotes

By: mannequito

mannequito — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 18:43:39 -0800

Yeast of the Web

By: TedW

TedW — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 18:59:05 -0800

10. Beer is good for male potency So I guess brewer's droop is just an urban legend.

By: Perplexer

Perplexer — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 19:51:18 -0800

Beer cause happy translate and spell.

By: Dokterrock

Dokterrock — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 00:38:02 -0800

"There are lots of potassium, magnesium, phosphorus in beer" Yeah, but something that doesn't get much notice is the fact that alcohol tends to deplete things like magnesium and potassium in a real serious way (depending on how much of it you drink, obviously), so don't think you're getting your recommended daily amount of these things with your beer. Most Americans don't get enough of those two minerals to begin with, and a deficiency in one of them will often make worse a deficiency with the other. Be careful and eat your potatoes!

By: nasreddin

nasreddin — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 08:08:41 -0800

Byelorussian company uses bad English. Ha-ha-ha. Lookit im ignant furriners.

By: Ber

Ber — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 14:38:44 -0800

This isn't the first time Metafilter has inspired me to drink a can of Bender and hopefully it won't be the last.

By: monospace

monospace — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:00:53 -0800

A list of countries with beer consumption per capita

By: skalitenko

skalitenko — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 11:05:17 -0800

Everything is good in moderation.