Jailbait Wait
February 27, 2008 4:23 AM   Subscribe

Not that any of you are concerned, but trouble will be arriving in 6 weeks, 5 days, 0 hours, 20 minutes, and 55 more seconds.
posted by arnab (45 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: these types of posts are generally crap and this one is even more like that. -- jessamyn



 
Casse-toi pauvre con.
posted by nasreddin at 4:26 AM on February 27, 2008


agreed! This is all you've got?
posted by Wilder at 4:27 AM on February 27, 2008


The fact that the site is geared towards waiting out "child stars" makes it creepier than other sites with similar content.

Also, the whole "It's interesting to realise that the kids of today will be the adults of tomorrow" is a crock of shit and makes it all the more icky.
posted by ®@ at 4:28 AM on February 27, 2008


Finally, you can jerk it to images of a young girl without feeling like a pedophile!
posted by poppo at 4:36 AM on February 27, 2008


Err, age of consent in the UK is 16.
posted by katiecat at 4:39 AM on February 27, 2008 [1 favorite]


She should fire whoever did her makeup in Order of the Phoenix. Or maybe the idea was to make her look like Harry's mom for some dramatic reason?
posted by DU at 4:41 AM on February 27, 2008


Yet more evidence that England is a country of perverts, Katiecat.
posted by Dave Faris at 4:41 AM on February 27, 2008


FAAAAARRRRRRTTTTTTT!
posted by Divine_Wino at 4:42 AM on February 27, 2008


I can't believe I responded with a comment about how Emma Watson looks. What I meant to say was "BEGONE, SEXIST, CHILD-MOLESTING FIEND!"
posted by DU at 4:43 AM on February 27, 2008


I really needed that in my browsing history. thanks.
posted by tawny at 4:44 AM on February 27, 2008 [1 favorite]


This will end well.

In considerably less than 6 weeks, 5 days, 0 hours, 20 minutes, and 55 more seconds
posted by unSane at 4:48 AM on February 27, 2008 [3 favorites]


Am I the only one wondering why someone would print "here comes trouble" on the back side of a pair of underwear?
posted by Dave Faris at 4:49 AM on February 27, 2008 [2 favorites]


I'm not suprised, but I can't say I was expecting it. Jail Bait... Wait ? I....
posted by cavalier at 4:51 AM on February 27, 2008


Granted Ms. Watson will undoubtedly be an exceptionally attractive adult, but...ewww
posted by Skorgu at 4:51 AM on February 27, 2008


What are doing posting here when you should be home growing the roses that you will adorn your room with on the special day?
posted by srboisvert at 4:56 AM on February 27, 2008 [1 favorite]


[must proofread compensate for my word dropping tendencies dammit.]
posted by srboisvert at 4:58 AM on February 27, 2008


Err, age of consent in the UK is 16.

FWIW, the age of consent (for m/f activities) is also 16 in most US states. (I don't know why people seem to think it's eighteen.)
posted by buxtonbluecat at 5:06 AM on February 27, 2008


I think it's 16 if it's a relationship between two minors, but 18 if it's a relationship with an adult, no?

Anyway, this is just a rehash of the countdown for the Olsen twins and is still in poor taste.
posted by loiseau at 5:08 AM on February 27, 2008


Err, age of consent in the UK is 16
Screwed by the exchange rate AGAIN!

[this is NOT good]
posted by Cat Pie Hurts at 5:09 AM on February 27, 2008 [2 favorites]


my psychic powers tell me that this post will be going in 00 days, 00 hours, 00 minutes, 51 seconds and counting
posted by jannw at 5:09 AM on February 27, 2008


Expelliarmus!
posted by Phanx at 5:14 AM on February 27, 2008


Holy Hell. The fact that this site even exists is somewhat troubling....

Having said that....
We've all thought it. Ahem.
posted by bobbyone at 5:22 AM on February 27, 2008


"We've all thought it."

makes ya feel better to say that, eh?

delete this one...
posted by HuronBob at 5:26 AM on February 27, 2008


We've all thought what, bobbyone? "Phwoaaar, I'd like to get up in the guts of that girl from the Harry Potter movies!" Because seriously, no, we haven't, you filthy little grub.
posted by nicolas léonard sadi carnot at 5:28 AM on February 27, 2008 [2 favorites]


Damn, there is no flag for "Classy"

Mod!??
posted by mattoxic at 5:29 AM on February 27, 2008 [1 favorite]


I think it's 16 if it's a relationship between two minors, but 18 if it's a relationship with an adult, no?

No. 16 all the way, except for when one of the people is over 18 and in a position of authority (eg/a teacher).

This site? Ew.
posted by goo at 5:33 AM on February 27, 2008


Flagged as...I don't know. Lame? Fark? Crap? All of the above?
posted by kittens for breakfast at 5:35 AM on February 27, 2008


Stuff white people like gets deleted but this crap stays?

Shame on you, metafilter. Shame on you!
posted by milarepa at 5:43 AM on February 27, 2008


I think what you meant to say is that there's only 6 weeks, 5 days, 0 hours, 20 minutes, and 55 more seconds left until she's told old to be that "special" kind of hot.

Am I right? Who's with me? Time's a-running out!
posted by ColdChef at 5:44 AM on February 27, 2008 [2 favorites]


Seriously, if you have to preface a post with "Not that any of you are concerned", do you really think it's worth posting?
posted by hooray at 5:54 AM on February 27, 2008


Age of consent is 16 if the other person is under 18. Age of consent is 18 if the other person is an adult. That means that people over 18 can only have sex with people over 18.
posted by alon at 5:58 AM on February 27, 2008


There have been some real doozys on the front page lately.
posted by nola at 5:58 AM on February 27, 2008


I think that's "doozies".
posted by Caviar at 6:07 AM on February 27, 2008


Loser bastards are just copying shit I put on my blog AGES ago.

(Keira, get with the program. You're running out of time.)
posted by allkindsoftime at 6:11 AM on February 27, 2008


Gross.

This doesn't even count as "vaguely neat thing on the Web", let alone "best of." I think it counts as "Get this shit off my lawn."
posted by rtha at 6:12 AM on February 27, 2008


expeliarmus! expecto abrogatio!
posted by Wolfdog at 6:13 AM on February 27, 2008


arnab
alternative reader nuisance angers blue
average ranged nubile alert beacon
asinine rabid nausea accelerates bile
aching rabid nutter awkwardly bloviates
posted by peacay at 6:13 AM on February 27, 2008


"get up in the guts"

Excellent Jason Mewes goodness nicolas léonard sadi carnot.
posted by 13twelve at 6:14 AM on February 27, 2008


rabid = rampant 2nd last. *fuckfuckfuck*
posted by peacay at 6:16 AM on February 27, 2008


This needs a NSFW tag.
posted by drhydro at 6:20 AM on February 27, 2008


Best of the web!
posted by Vindaloo at 6:21 AM on February 27, 2008


Shit sandwich.

No, that does not quite express it adequately.
um, let me try,


Flagged as classy with a "K"
Better, but no.

This is the best of your web? Sweet Christ I'm glad I don't live your life.
No, that's not it either.

What are you, fucking twelve?
Yeah. That's about right.
posted by From Bklyn at 6:24 AM on February 27, 2008


The Jailbait in the title didn't tip you off that it might be NSFW? Really?
posted by chunking express at 6:27 AM on February 27, 2008


Am I the only one wondering why someone would print "here comes trouble" on the back side of a pair of underwear?


On the front it says "Because I run backwards really fast!"
posted by dobbs at 6:35 AM on February 27, 2008 [1 favorite]


I read the post, I checked the links. "Wow, this is disgusting, there must be something else to it." I checked inside. There's nothing else to it.

This is disgusting.
posted by lostburner at 6:35 AM on February 27, 2008


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