Cesar Millan Ain't Got Nothin' On Me

February 28, 2008 12:04 PM

What do a balding man with a unique talent, shopping carts, and Extended Validation SSL Certificates have in common? Well, this: Liberty Fillmore: The Cart Whisperer (YT). Won't you think of the carts and visit No More Abandoned Carts today?
posted by schleppo (10 comments total)

Okay ... what does this have to do with Extended Validation SSL Certificates?
posted by mrnutty at 12:23 PM on February 28

Okay ... what does this have to do with Extended Validation SSL Certificates?

Sponsors.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 12:25 PM on February 28

I don't know, but fucking EV is a goddamn pain in the fucking ass with their shitty fucking root bundle bullshit and intermediate certs. God.
posted by synaesthetichaze at 12:25 PM on February 28

Haaaaaaaa!

The duct-tape cupholder brought it all home for me. Thanks schleppo.

Also, mrnutty - apparently this is a campaign by verisign to encourage people to feel secure in completing their online transactions by clicking the "buy" button, thus leaving no on-line shopping carts abandoned.
posted by Baby_Balrog at 12:27 PM on February 28

Ohhhhh....sheesh
posted by mrnutty at 12:32 PM on February 28

ummm....yeah.
posted by farishta at 1:10 PM on February 28

Pepsi blue.

Also, the product is compatible with all web browsers which are Internet Explorer 7.

If that's not enough to make me dislike this post, the meme of '[something] Whisperer' deserves a gruesome death and midnight burial.
posted by ardgedee at 1:15 PM on February 28

When I was a youngster I made abandoned carts into furniture. They can make quite passable lounge chairs.
posted by mattoxic at 1:37 PM on February 28

"Today’s shopping cart is the result of millions of years of, well, not evolution persay ‘cause that’s just blaspheme talk, but of smart and smarter designs. I’d even call intelligent design by people. Take a look through this little film I made to get a real idea of how the little fellers you push around in stores might actually be related to killer dinosaurs."
posted by dminor at 2:09 PM on February 28

The certs work on Firefox 3 too....
posted by zeoslap at 6:26 AM on February 29