instruction cards for looking after a baby

March 5, 2008 12:55 PM

These handy baby-care instruction cards will let you know if you've been doing it all wrong. [via Dooce]
posted by hurdy gurdy girl (11 comments total)

Taken from David and Kelly Sopp's book: Safe Baby Handling Tips
posted by jaimev at 1:07 PM on March 5

Oh sure, like that "proper" container is going to protect you from the vicious little tyke.
posted by JaredSeth at 1:09 PM on March 5

heehee! the guy checking his watch with the baby in the dryer is hilarious.

"ghod! its taking so loooong!"
posted by cowbellemoo at 1:12 PM on March 5

Lies!!>/a>
posted by Cat Pie Hurts at 1:13 PM on March 5

I will hit Preview. I will hit Preview. I will hit Preview. I will hit Preview. *thwack*
posted by Cat Pie Hurts at 1:14 PM on March 5

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
posted by Parannoyed at 1:15 PM on March 5

Goofus & Gallant: All Growed Up
posted by bhayes82 at 1:18 PM on March 5 [1 favorite]

This is the entirety of the Sopp's book. Which makes this kind of sketchy post.

Incidentally, our baby absolutely loves to look at these pictures. It makes us a bit uncomfortable.
posted by blahblahblah at 1:20 PM on March 5

Yeah, not so much "taken from" that book as "taking the entire book, scanning it, and placing it on the web."
posted by papercake at 1:20 PM on March 5

Or, what blahblahblah said.

(As a side note, saying "blahblahblah" makes my nine month-old baby girl giggle.)
posted by papercake at 1:21 PM on March 5

jaimev, blahblahblah and papercake--thank you for pointing out that it's the entirety of someone's book. Now that I know that, I also feel it's a sketchy post and will ask for it to be deleted.
posted by hurdy gurdy girl at 1:24 PM on March 5