Comments on: That which we call a fart by any other name would smell as acrid

That which we call a fart by any other name would smell as acrid

not_on_display — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 05:34:31 -0800

[NSFW, except in the can] The Barn Owl Fart - A familiarity with owl calls is helpful in identifying this fart. Almost any morning if you get up just before daybreak you can hear one of these birds talking to himself. It's a sort of a crazy laugh, particularly the way it ends. If you hear a fart that has about eight notes in it, ending on a couple of down notes, and it sounds maniacal, you have heard the rare Barn Owl Fart.

A few fart jokes. Fart poetry. Fart etiquette: at the gym. Fun Fart Facts.

By: horsemuth

horsemuth — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 06:01:41 -0800

This post stinks.

By: slimepuppy

slimepuppy — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 06:07:36 -0800

A recent favorite of mine, vaguely related: fartparty.org

By: three blind mice

three blind mice — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 06:51:10 -0800

Hoo hoo farted?

By: Stewriffic

Stewriffic — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 07:12:39 -0800

None of the Barn Owl's vocalizations sound anything like any fart I've heard.

By: Daddy-O

Daddy-O — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 07:24:18 -0800

Terrible.

By: moonbird

moonbird — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 07:34:39 -0800

beano?

By: PlusDistance

PlusDistance — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 07:41:54 -0800

If you hear a fart that has about eight notes in it, ending on a couple of down notes, and it sounds maniacal, you have heard the rare Barn Owl Fart. Geez, just admit that it was you, and stop with the elaborate cover stories.

By: Artful Codger

Artful Codger — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 07:42:13 -0800

I'm only glad that you-tube wasn't around to immortalize my brief juvenile dalliance with the trouser trumpet.

By: sourwookie

sourwookie — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 07:42:16 -0800

From a 1970's National Lampoon: He clasps the crag with crooked hands; Close to the earth in lonely lands, Ringed with the azure world, he stands. The wrinkled sea beneath him crawls; He watches from the mountain walls, And like a thunderbolt he farts. Al Tennyson Westminster Abbey London, England

By: not_on_display

not_on_display — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 07:56:07 -0800

^sourwookie, I had that issue when I was a kid -- lost in the dark caverns of my brain until now. Thank you!

By: schleppo

schleppo — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 10:55:09 -0800

I fart in color. Mostly chartreuse.

By: not_on_display

not_on_display — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 11:16:37 -0800

(pssssst... jonmc thinks women's pooters smell like banana puddin'... pass it on...) (linked thread was also the inspiration for this FPP.)

By: not_on_display

not_on_display — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 19:12:59 -0800

...next time, remind me to spray some febreze or something before hitting post. thankyewverymuchgnight

By: lifeless

lifeless — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 02:16:48 -0800

MeFa?

By: not_on_display

not_on_display — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 04:11:43 -0800

MeFa. Leaves a blue skidmark.