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eople in those positions are committed to one thing only - themselves. Society selects out for only the most intelligent, self-obsessed and sociopathic individuals to rise to this level.Like Jimmy Carter?
"When the wife does not focus in on the needs and the feelings — sexually, personally — to make him feel like a man, to make him feel like a success, to make him feel like her hero, he’s very susceptible to the charm of some other woman. […]posted by ericb at 8:20 PM on March 11, 2008
The cheating was his decision to repair what’s damaged and to feed himself where he’s starving. But yes, I hold women accountable for tossing out perfectly good men by not treating them with the love and kindness and respect and attention they need."
A man is basically as faithful as his options. No more no less. And you see all these fat Republican guys sayin' "I would never do such a thing! This is a travesty!"... yeah, that's 'cause no one's trying to blow you! Ain't no 20-year-old girls tryin' to blow Orin Hatch!posted by Civil_Disobedient at 9:04 PM on March 11, 2008 [2 favorites]
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You know, this whole Monica Lewinski thing... a lot of this shit is Hillary's fault. That's right, I said it! It had to be said. 'Cause ladies, you know your man. You know your man better than he knows himself. You know what kind of man you got. You know if you got a crazy-need-a-blow-job-all-the-time-man. It's like, sometimes you've got to save your man from himself. So you know what happens if he don't get his medicine.
Hillary Clinton put us all in danger. She put the security of the free world in jeopardy and she needs to suffer the consequences for her actions! She's the first lady. She's supposed to be the first lady he needs to suck his dick. Shit. Monica Lewinksy shoulda' never stood a chance. Hillary should have been like... "I got it! I got it! I got the dick! Tickle his ass or something! Grab a ball. Make yourself useful."
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Countrywide’s stock was down 50%, and Citigroup was off 38%, not pleasing to the Gulf sheiks who now control its biggest share blocks.How interesting, is it not, that the Bush cronies are saved from their misdeeds.
Then, on Wednesday of this week, the unthinkable happened. Carlyle Capital went bankrupt. Who? That’s Carlyle as in Carlyle Group. James Baker, Senior Counsel. Notable partners, former and past: George Bush, the Bin Laden family and more dictators, potentates, pirates and presidents than you can count.
The Fed had to act. Bernanke opened the vault and dumped $200 billion on the poor little suffering bankers. They got the public treasure – and got to keep the Grinning’s house. There was no ‘quid’ of a foreclosure moratorium for the ‘pro quo’ of public bailout. Not one family was saved – but not one banker was left behind.
Every mortgage sharking operation shot up in value. Mozilo’s Countrywide stock rose 17% in one day. The Citi sheiks saw their company’s stock rise $10 billion in an afternoon.
And that very same day the bail-out was decided – what a coinkydink! – the man called, ‘The Sheriff of Wall Street’ was cuffed. Spitzer was silenced.
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