M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-T-A-C-H-E

March 12, 2008 2:21 AM

What that advert needs is a good moustaching. And what this site offers is inexpensive stick-on 'staches to do it with. Sadly, only for use on ads, not real faces.
posted by wendell (15 comments total)

So, if I want to go meta and put a moustache on THIS ad, how do I unsubscribe the google?
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 2:27 AM on March 12 [1 favorite]

What's wrong with just using a sharpie?
posted by Class Goat at 2:54 AM on March 12 [2 favorites]

What this advert needs is a good taint-waxing! Supplies limited, allow six to eight weeks for delivery.
posted by farishta at 2:57 AM on March 12

An advertisement for a product that mucks up advertising....

hmmm.. Can somebody please invent an AdBlock for the Real World^TM?
posted by DreamerFi at 3:33 AM on March 12 [1 favorite]

Steve Martin (briefly in false moustache) with Burt Reynolds (who shaves off half his real moustache)— happened upon a few hours ago. Yes, another one of those dumb YouTube links, but (almost) relevant here.
posted by lelilo at 3:48 AM on March 12 [1 favorite]

That Martin/Reynolds clip was fantastic.
posted by farishta at 4:23 AM on March 12

I may need to get these for Mr. Lucinda. Daffy Doodles is his favorite cartoon.
posted by Lucinda at 4:57 AM on March 12

Vandalism Blue!
posted by Navelgazer at 5:00 AM on March 12

Looks great!

So when are they going to come out with the blackened-out teeth stickers and the funny glasses stickers?
posted by Spatch at 8:21 AM on March 12

What that [blank] needs is a good moustaching.

That is easily the dirtiest sounding thing I've heard all day. I'm so going to use this out of context.
posted by quin at 9:21 AM on March 12

One hundred hairs make a man.
posted by Oriole Adams at 9:24 AM on March 12

Print is so 20th Century.
posted by Rock Steady at 10:00 AM on March 12

An advertisement for a product that mucks up advertising....

yyyyeaaaahhhh... works better as a 2001 freshman art project than an online business. Makes me feel kind of dirty, like "you got your cheezy corporate marketing in my hi-larious carefree retro 'net meme, etc."

Will I ever be able to laugh at moustaches again?
posted by [son] QUAALUDE at 12:24 PM on March 12

just like the moment of horror when i realized that chuck norris was ACTUALLY ENDORSING huckabee.
posted by [son] QUAALUDE at 12:30 PM on March 12

This is great!

We are upper lip vigilantes with a world vision of peace and moustaches for all.
posted by Alt F4 at 2:01 AM on March 13