Seriously, Kansas. C'mon.
March 13, 2008 3:22 PM   Subscribe

What's the matter with Kansas? How about: a woman in western Kansas became stuck on her boyfriend's toilet after sitting on it for two years.
posted by billysumday (19 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: *uses crowbar to pry crappy post off of front page* -- cortex



 
And here is the most emailed news story of the day for March 13, 2008....
posted by y2karl at 3:25 PM on March 13, 2008


Single-link day-old Newsfilter with random editorializing? Well, while this thread is still around, I'll mention my favorite comments from this comment thread about the story:

"I think I'd have broken up with her."

"I wonder, for her, if this was more of an issue of making sure the lid stayed down"

"The boyfriend said to the woman "honey, I think you can afford this home if you have a huge deposit"

"But she can vote"
posted by gurple at 3:26 PM on March 13, 2008


I am stuck on toilet 'cause toilet's stuck on me.
posted by fleetmouse at 3:30 PM on March 13, 2008 [1 favorite]


Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: fwd: Fwd: RE: RE: FWD: can you believe this
posted by secret about box at 3:33 PM on March 13, 2008 [8 favorites]


And people say Kansas is flyover country!
posted by katillathehun at 3:34 PM on March 13, 2008


"The unfortunate thing is this truly is a case of two people, in my opinion, with diminished mental capacity," Whipple said.

Well, two plus one for each forwarding or repost.

Did you guys hear about that homeless guy who didn't change his socks for a year and they bonded/grew into his feet?
posted by loquacious at 3:35 PM on March 13, 2008


*bang bang bang bang* You done in there??
posted by lemonfridge at 3:36 PM on March 13, 2008


kansas more like can's ass amirite?
posted by dersins at 3:36 PM on March 13, 2008 [1 favorite]


As a person from the state, I can tell you that there's far more wrong with Kansas than your shitty FPP.
posted by sleepy pete at 3:36 PM on March 13, 2008


Somewhere, someone is trying to spin this into a romantic comedy.
posted by roll truck roll at 3:40 PM on March 13, 2008


Also, I might be giving billysumday the benefit of the doubt, but I think that his first sentence was supposed to be more of a jokey reference to the book than an actual criticism of Kansas.
posted by roll truck roll at 3:41 PM on March 13, 2008


Did they have more than one toilet in that house?
posted by redteam at 3:41 PM on March 13, 2008


I'd say it awesome! Two years at the toilet is like your best dream and worst nightmare at the same time.
posted by uandt at 3:42 PM on March 13, 2008


I love bad threads like this. They read like open mike night at the One Liner Club.
posted by rokusan at 3:44 PM on March 13, 2008


From the Chicago Tribune:

McFarren, who works at an antique store, said he has been taking care of Babcock for the 16 years they have lived together. He insisted that he tried to coax her out of the bathroom every day. The home has a second bathroom.

Whew!
posted by redteam at 3:44 PM on March 13, 2008 [1 favorite]


roll truck roll: I'm sure you're right. Doesn't make it any less asinine.
posted by sleepy pete at 3:45 PM on March 13, 2008


"He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.

'And her reply would be, "Maybe tomorrow,"' [Ness County Sheriff Bryan] Whipple said. 'According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom.'"

"Mr. Whipple's response to the caller: 'Please don't squeeze the Charmin.'"
posted by ericb at 3:45 PM on March 13, 2008 [1 favorite]


sleepy pete typed "roll truck roll: I'm sure you're right. Doesn't make it any less asinine."

No disagreement there.
posted by roll truck roll at 3:47 PM on March 13, 2008


"It's like that story about the woman who didn't leave the couch, and ended up fusing with it." *
posted by ericb at 3:47 PM on March 13, 2008


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