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March 20, 2008 2:40 PM   Subscribe

You replaced my what?

[Newsfilter] I would add more but of all the sites carrying the story, no one seems to have any more detail.
posted by Parannoyed (27 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: The critical reaction to this post seems to be critical indeed. -- cortex



 
"no one seems to have any more detail."

No one wanted even THIS much detail...

And, this isn't "newsfilter"... 'cuz, this isn't news... it's something else

and...not that big a deal, MetaFilter gets a new asshole every day!
posted by HuronBob at 2:43 PM on March 20, 2008


...with FolgersĀ® crystals?
posted by ericb at 2:44 PM on March 20, 2008 [1 favorite]


Her anus. They replaced her anus.
posted by joelf at 2:45 PM on March 20, 2008 [1 favorite]


why would you hurt metafilter like this
posted by boo_radley at 2:45 PM on March 20, 2008


Holy shit.
posted by Dr-Baa at 2:46 PM on March 20, 2008


Holy shit.

That's what she said!
posted by ericb at 2:47 PM on March 20, 2008


So I read the opening line to my wife: "AN OAP is to sue a hospital after she went in for a leg op - and got a new anus."

And my wife's reply was "She got married?"

It's going to be a long weekend.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 2:47 PM on March 20, 2008 [1 favorite]


Now, if there had been detail, and a link to an extensive report and maybe even a photo and surgical video or two handled in the right way, this would have maybe been FPP-worthy. But it isn't. Sorry. :o/
posted by paperpete at 2:47 PM on March 20, 2008


[ASININE]
posted by dersins at 2:48 PM on March 20, 2008


It's funny because they replaced her anus.
posted by found missing at 2:50 PM on March 20, 2008 [1 favorite]


MetaFark FTW.
posted by aqhong at 2:51 PM on March 20, 2008


Some people just need to be carved a new asshole. There, I said it.
posted by Astro Zombie at 2:52 PM on March 20, 2008


FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY. MY ANUS...IS BLEEDING
posted by stenseng at 2:52 PM on March 20, 2008 [2 favorites]


Also, did they at least bleach it while they were in there?

<>
posted by stenseng at 2:53 PM on March 20, 2008 [1 favorite]


Why is every single outlet carrying this "story" running the exact same bit of text but with a bare minimum of paraphrasing? Seems hinky to me.
posted by pineapple at 2:54 PM on March 20, 2008


I guess now she's got a bum leg?
posted by Turtles all the way down at 2:57 PM on March 20, 2008 [1 favorite]


but I don't want to be exposed to ah the hell with you
posted by boo_radley at 2:58 PM on March 20, 2008


I get it. This is like a metaphor for the war in Iraq.
posted by phaedon at 2:59 PM on March 20, 2008


I liked the part where she got a new anus.
posted by emelenjr at 3:01 PM on March 20, 2008 [1 favorite]


Holy Fark!
posted by ZenMasterThis at 3:01 PM on March 20, 2008


*
posted by slimepuppy at 3:04 PM on March 20, 2008


I fail to see how this pertains to Obama.
posted by kaseijin at 3:06 PM on March 20, 2008 [1 favorite]


We've replaced MetaFilter with this Fark link. Lets see if the unruly mob of nerds notices!


What the? Mass drivers, gauss cannons and lasers? Christ, is that an EMP device!? We're so fucking doomed. Whatever happened to the torches and pitchforks?
posted by loquacious at 3:06 PM on March 20, 2008


Add two pieces of pumpernickel bread and you have...

Shit Sandwich.
posted by dbiedny at 3:07 PM on March 20, 2008


I was a part of this thread.
posted by Squid Voltaire at 3:07 PM on March 20, 2008


ANUS FOR SALE. NEW, NEVER USED. UNOPENED IN BOX. BOUGHT TWO ACCIDENTALLY. ONLY NEEDED ONE.
posted by loquacious at 3:07 PM on March 20, 2008


Where is the other anus? Did they not check the original parts?
posted by waraw at 3:08 PM on March 20, 2008


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