Comments on: Paper Pussy

Paper Pussy

armoured-ant — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 05:10:25 -0800

By: Cat Pie Hurts

Cat Pie Hurts — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 05:18:15 -0800

This may very well be the best thing ever today.

By: barnacles

barnacles — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 05:24:13 -0800

The real ceiling cat stares down with unwavering and accusatory eyes. Papercraft ceiling cat is smiling and nonjudgmental. Unwavering. Accusatory. Ceiling cat may not approve.

By: grubi

grubi — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 05:38:04 -0800

But I'm an atheist! How will Ceiling Cat affect *my* life?

By: DU

DU — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 05:42:14 -0800

Ceiling Cat is watching you do papercraft.

By: WalterMitty

WalterMitty — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 05:46:42 -0800

Praise Ceiling Cat, who be watchin yu, may him has a cheezburger. Wut yu want, yu gets, srsly. In ceiling and on teh flor. Giv us dis day our dalee cheezburger. And furgiv us for makin yu a cookie, but eateding it. An do not let us leed into teh showa, but deliver us from teh wawter. Ceiling Cat pwns all. He pwns teh ceiling and teh floor and walls too. Forevur and evuhr. Amen. From Teh LOLcat Bible Translation Project.

By: Dizzy

Dizzy — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 05:49:51 -0800

Smells like AOL in here.

By: longdaysjourney

longdaysjourney — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 06:05:05 -0800

Get back to me when there's a papercraft of Basement Cat.

By: Pecinpah

Pecinpah — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 06:10:27 -0800

Tubbypaws wins my heart.

By: sfts2

sfts2 — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 06:18:42 -0800

Fark-tastic!

By: loquacious

loquacious — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 06:54:07 -0800

Hey, does just what it says on the... hey, it's a box! Smells like AOL in here. No it doesn't. AOL smells like many things - including fire, brimstone, anguish, and fail - but it doesn't smell of wet tissue, hand lotion or sometimes batteries. And cat. At least, it doesn't usually smell only like that. Usually there's some fire or torment going on when it's AOL. Like a heavily burnt pubic hair omlette. Apoglogies to otherwise perfectly nice people who are stuck with AOL for whatever reasons. It's just that... I still remember the horror, over ten years ago, when the Gateway to Hell opened. Try to imagine what that was like, for us nerds. It was like we were at a particularly rowdy CalTech undergrad drinkathon, or at least a good RPG game with lots of beer and pizza and suddenly someone dropped a combined monster truck rally, purebreed dog show and a managerial skill-building conference on us like a blizzard of noise and the most mundane anguish we could think of. Not that us poindexters deserved it all to ourselves nor to be taken down a notch or three, nor do I believe that in the end it wasn't all worth it to share, and even though some of us got fantastically rich (and even useful) in the process, it was like losing a haven or refuge when it all went down. I remember ~~Pong~~ my first banner ad, my first email spam, my first browser hijack, etc. It wasn't supposed to be like this. WTF, am I channeling Dvorak's Last Column? Stop that!

By: mr. creosote

mr. creosote — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 07:31:59 -0800

I've always thought the whole LOLcats thing was really stupid, but Ceiling Cat rules. If I can find a glue stick my 4-year old will probably like this one.

By: fuq

fuq — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 07:41:19 -0800

LOLZ

By: seanmpuckett

seanmpuckett — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 08:28:09 -0800

I'd have printed it already, but I'm running off artwork catalogues. Damned queues.

By: thebellafonte

thebellafonte — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 08:32:41 -0800

Ceiling cat is greater than or equal to Powerpuff Girl cuteness. So cute. Too cute. My eyes are going to swell and burst, and ooze sugary sweetness all Robert Rodriguez-like.

By: Burhanistan

Burhanistan — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 08:37:50 -0800

Mountain Lion is watching you inhabit.

By: KevinSkomsvold

KevinSkomsvold — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 08:39:02 -0800

It would make an awesome pinata!

By: louche mustachio

louche mustachio — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 08:42:47 -0800

Get back to me when there's a papercraft of Basement Cat. O HAI.

By: kryptondog

kryptondog — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 08:55:15 -0800

This is just about eight different shades of awesome. I'm printing it out as I type this.

By: MrVisible

MrVisible — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 09:05:46 -0800

It strikes me that this would be the perfect way to hide an ironic spycam.

By: therubettes

therubettes — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 09:12:07 -0800

By: cowbellemoo

cowbellemoo — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 09:20:51 -0800

My own ceiling cat!!

By: Tube

Tube — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 09:26:32 -0800

If I have a papercraft cat, won't I also need a papercraft laser?

By: ardgedee

ardgedee — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 09:28:23 -0800

Who watches the ceiling cat?

By: longdaysjourney

longdaysjourney — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 09:31:01 -0800

Get back to me when there's a papercraft of Basement Cat. O HAI. posted by louche mustachio at 8:42 AM on March 26 [1 favorite +] [!] Ha! The internetz they are yourz.

By: louche mustachio

louche mustachio — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 09:39:44 -0800

Ha! The internetz they are yourz. OH BOY! IT'S MADE OF T00BZ!

By: uncleozzy

uncleozzy — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 09:51:03 -0800

I can't wait to use this to freak out my girlfriend. It's bad enough when my actual cats perch in high places and stare at us. It'll be even worse with a creepy paper cat staring down from above the bed.

By: misha

misha — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 09:56:54 -0800

This is fantastic. If it weren't for yellow drum robot, this would be the coolest post ever. But you still get a favorite.

By: Ceiling Cat

Ceiling Cat — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 10:16:58 -0800

Flagged.

By: Grither

Grither — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 10:21:18 -0800

Flagged. posted by Ceiling Cat Classic.

By: homunculus

homunculus — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 10:22:58 -0800

But I'm an atheist! How will Ceiling Cat affect *my* life? There be no Ceiling Cat.

By: potch

potch — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 10:59:25 -0800

Who watches the ceiling cat? Ceiling Cats all the way down.

By: grubi

grubi — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 12:48:02 -0800

I wanna see the Ceiling Cat Chick tracts.

By: katillathehun

katillathehun — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 13:03:37 -0800

I wanna see the Ceiling Cat Chick tracts. Der Readr: Da stainz uv sin cans be eated frum ur souls rite now BUT THER IZ ONLY WAI. Bleev dat Ceiling Cat shedded hiz preshus fur and watchded u from above for ur salbation. AND ORDER DIS TRACT.

By: Cat Pie Hurts

Cat Pie Hurts — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 13:29:24 -0800

We're installing these at work.(sorta-self-linky)

By: puddinghead

puddinghead — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 13:42:38 -0800

Mi day, it haz bin made.

By: jenfullmoon

jenfullmoon — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:18:15 -0800

Hee, I printed two of these out and a cohort of mine and I put them on the ceiling and a nearby shelf bottom at our place of volunteering. (They encourage random decoration by the staff.) They are tiny, yet amusing.

By: =^^=

=^^= — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:12:30 -0800

As part of his A Year in Comics series, Interrobang did one of his own cat Potato.

By: LinusMines

LinusMines — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 16:06:38 -0800

On preview, I thought this was about the other DIY Ceiling Cat.

By: cillit bang

cillit bang — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 16:25:14 -0800

I've had mine up for weeks.

By: not_on_display

not_on_display — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:17:05 -0800

Funny, the new South Park had something to do with cats, and then I read this. Cats... AND papercraft. Two levels of similarity!

By: dhartung

dhartung — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 09:42:50 -0800

I'd have printed it already, but I'm running off artwork catalogues. Damned queues. I'd have printed it already, but I'm .... oh, never mind.