Comments on: My fight for you is like a truck - Berserker

My fight for you is like a truck - Berserker

Smedleyman — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:34:03 -0800

Want to fight like a Viking , hahaha? When was the last time you were attacked by someone dressed in hot pants, wearing leather gloves, hahaha? Berzerker Viking Fighting Arts, for all your frozen carrot fighting needs (hail Thor) Grandmaster Sven S. Svensson takes a dim view of punks like Grandmaster George Salusbury Perhaps someday like the real and truly bad ass vikings , Svensson will kidney stabbing BERZERKOROBICS and turn to poetry.

By: champthom

champthom — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:36:57 -0800

Bah, all I need is sleep. That's where I'm a Viking!

By: fuzzypantalones

fuzzypantalones — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:40:56 -0800

lightning bolt! lightning bolt! pew pew!

By: pineapple

pineapple — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:44:19 -0800

My love for you is like a rock.

By: Fiasco da Gama

Fiasco da Gama — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:45:25 -0800

1. Vikings are mammals. 2. The purpose of a viking is to flip out and kill people.

By: Tube

Tube — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:47:19 -0800

Those emo kids better stay out of Norway, too.

By: PenDevil

PenDevil — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:53:50 -0800

My love for you is ticking clock.

By: Wolfdog

Wolfdog — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:55:48 -0800

Not a danger. They can be stopped cold with just a tray full of foaming pints.

By: Free word order!

Free word order! — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 16:35:19 -0800

NOT A VIKING

By: bwg

bwg — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 16:40:58 -0800

Nor a Technoviking.

By: doctor_negative

doctor_negative — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 16:43:27 -0800

YOUR PATHETIC AND RIDICULOUS SPACE UFO SYSTEM IS TOTAL DISGRACE AND PATHETIC JOKE!!!! AND IT MAKE ME PISSED OFF BEYOND NO END!!!!!! FOR THIS I NOW CHALLENGE YOU TO FIGHT WITH NO RULES!!!!! Sounds more like the Hulk than Thor.

By: A dead Quaker

A dead Quaker — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 16:47:32 -0800

Would you like to smoke some pot?

By: mikoroshi

mikoroshi — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 17:20:54 -0800

This is so awesome that it eye-gouged awesome and then fish-hooked awesome and awesome was like, "Holy shit! I been Berzerked!"

By: MtDewd

MtDewd — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 17:42:40 -0800

You'd be Thor, too, if you tried that.

By: Bookhouse

Bookhouse — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 17:42:46 -0800

Among other things, the BERZERKER™ Viking Fighting system includes: Unarmed Viking Combatives Knife & Projectiles Warhammer & Battle Axe Sword & Shield Staff, Stick, Baton & Spear Improvised Weapons Viking Battlefield & Raiding Tactics This is one of those things, like the Heavy Metal fantasies on last night's South Park, that makes me realize that there is a part of me who will be thirteen forever. I've now combined my big-boob psychdelic fantasies with Viking Rading Tactics in my mind. My mind is awesome.

By: cosmonik

cosmonik — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 18:27:16 -0800

I don't know if you've ever met (or fought) Svensson fans, but I find them to be, typically, of the asshole variety. Somehow, that doesn't stop me loving it, and this site, and wishing on occasion to don the horned helm, take up arms, and pillage until I can't pillages no more. Shame that a) that e-mail truly is scary and FULL OF CAPS; and b) their New Hampshire school is a Ninja-Ryu Dojo, thus Interesting that 'mobile phones' is among the list of improvised weapons. Svensson does know the Motorola RZR isn't actually all that sharp, right?

By: Mister Cheese

Mister Cheese — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 18:27:36 -0800

Fight like a viking?

By: cosmonik

cosmonik — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 18:42:49 -0800

And henceforth my online comebacks shall consist entirely of: níðingr! níðingr! níðingr!

By: drjimmy11

drjimmy11 — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 18:56:50 -0800

Did he say "making fuck??"

By: darkstar

darkstar — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 19:36:22 -0800

A Møøse once stabbed my sister with a frozen carrot... No realli!

By: [expletive deleted]

[expletive deleted] — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 20:19:07 -0800

So is this fighting like a metaphorical or literal viking?

By: Green With You

Green With You — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 20:29:47 -0800

Fighting, that's where I'm a viking!

By: Artw

Artw — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 20:29:50 -0800

Berserker!

By: homunculus

homunculus — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 20:31:20 -0800

This is not credible. Everyone knows that real vikings fight with giant robots.

By: ooga_booga

ooga_booga — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 23:45:05 -0800

Needs more Viking Commando!

By: acb

acb — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 04:32:25 -0800

I bet the Berzerker courses are a great place to meet neo-Nazis.

By: hellslinger

hellslinger — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 08:50:04 -0800

This post is hilarious. Viking Commando is a riot also. Thanks!

By: adamdschneider

adamdschneider — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 09:42:26 -0800

Berserker! posted by Artw at 10:29 PM on March 27 Awesome. I read all the Swords books, but never got around to the Berserker ones. Also, OFFICIAL BERSERKER CHALLENGE is now in my phrasebook for everyday use.

By: Kid Charlemagne

Kid Charlemagne — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:45:11 -0800

I want to know how, exactly, one fights with the ~~drilling~~ war hammer.

By: adamdschneider

adamdschneider — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:44:06 -0800

I think, and I say this having no experience with war, that you hit someone with it.