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Kamikase Squirrels / Mission Impossible Squirrel / Pope Squirrel / Twirl a Squirrel / Drunk Squirrel / Dead Squirrel
posted by Huplescat (33 comments total) 8 users marked this as a favorite

 
The personal rancor reflected in this post I don't intend to dignify with comment.
posted by sciurus at 2:05 PM on March 28, 2008


You forgot Secret Squirrel
posted by mmrtnt at 2:11 PM on March 28, 2008


Squirrel fishing. (previously)
posted by (parenthetic me) at 2:11 PM on March 28, 2008


Derail.
posted by Burhanistan at 2:15 PM on March 28, 2008


Squirrel Junkie.
posted by Tube at 2:17 PM on March 28, 2008


Mighty Squirrel
posted by paddysat at 2:18 PM on March 28, 2008


Sugar Bush Squirrel I love you!
posted by octomato at 2:22 PM on March 28, 2008


Squirrel Girl!
posted by Halloween Jack at 2:28 PM on March 28, 2008


You know that scene about thirty seconds in to the Drunk Squirrel clip, where it is holding on to the tree for dear life because the world is spinning too fast?

That squirrel and I are going to have something in common tonight.
posted by quin at 2:34 PM on March 28, 2008


After some of the other contentious posts this afternoon, I happily nominate this as best find of the day.
posted by Dizzy at 2:35 PM on March 28, 2008


Laugh all you want at that drunk squirrel, but it takes gumption to react to the spins by spinning around in the opposite direction. Chances are that, in his position, I'd have simply held my head until I puked.
posted by shmegegge at 2:44 PM on March 28, 2008 [1 favorite]


I knew it. Squirrels are assholes.
posted by agregoli at 2:48 PM on March 28, 2008


Saving America: the North American Defense Against Squirrels.
posted by The Light Fantastic at 2:49 PM on March 28, 2008


I kind of want Pope Squirrel to tell me how I should live my life!

Metroid Baby and I came up with a concept known as TIME SQUIRREL. As far as I know, he travels through time, flashes before your eyes, and sometimes kills you...with time. It is also customary to exchange Time Squirrels on the day before Valentine's Day.
posted by ignignokt at 3:13 PM on March 28, 2008


See, climbing in a spiral is what squirrels do when they're freaked out. I suspect he's just trying to get someplace safe — you know, like we are when we burrow our heads in between the sofa cushions and groan.
posted by nebulawindphone at 3:13 PM on March 28, 2008 [1 favorite]


Squirrels are just rats with good PR.

As a side note, squirrelled is credited as the longest one syllable word in British English. If we had Ceceo English, we could have the longer word Thquirrelled. Sorry, I'm in a bit of an absurdist mood.
posted by BrotherCaine at 3:15 PM on March 28, 2008 [1 favorite]


Waterskiing squirrel.
Albert Christmas Squirrel (Marginally NSFW, anatomical depictions of gonads and strife).
posted by Ogre Lawless at 3:24 PM on March 28, 2008


What, no Moose and Squirrel?
posted by mosk at 3:42 PM on March 28, 2008


I love the description of Twirl a Squirrel:

"Effective and fun to watch!"
posted by slogger at 3:56 PM on March 28, 2008


I saw an interview with notorious Russian porn star. Her name was Nakita something or other but she looked like Natasha from Rocky and Bullwinkle and she was bemused about people always wanting her to say "moose and squirrel".
posted by Huplescat at 3:58 PM on March 28, 2008


Dead Squirrel Movie (also on YouTube, but flagged for some reason).
posted by jabberjaw at 4:10 PM on March 28, 2008


Squirrels wearing clothes....it blows my mind.
posted by chara at 4:50 PM on March 28, 2008


i was so coming in here to post the squirrel fishing link! i remeber finding it years ago and laughing, then feeling badly, then laughing, etc, for the better part of half an hour.
posted by radiosilents at 4:53 PM on March 28, 2008


Squirrel Jerky.
posted by not_on_display at 5:09 PM on March 28, 2008


Holy fuck!
posted by squirrel at 5:24 PM on March 28, 2008 [1 favorite]


Squirrels are scary.

Also: Evil, evil bitches.
posted by sparkletone at 5:32 PM on March 28, 2008


OMG SQUIRREL
(Flash - may be NSFW due to gonads, strife)
posted by louche mustachio at 6:22 PM on March 28, 2008


Squirrel Cop (This American Life, 19 minutes in)
posted by maudlin at 6:26 PM on March 28, 2008


Maudlin, when I first heard that story a couple years ago I had to pull over my car because I was laughing so hard.
posted by BrotherCaine at 6:40 PM on March 28, 2008


No Squirrel catapult? I'm shocked. Shocked, I say!
posted by po at 1:06 AM on March 29, 2008 [1 favorite]


Squirrel sex. (Only $99!)
posted by tits mcgee at 5:46 AM on March 29, 2008


Drunk squirrel is a legend. I LOLed

also, we had a squirrel wander onto the pitch at a Toronto FC game.
posted by Frasermoo at 8:22 PM on March 29, 2008


Frasermoo, apparently there was a competing chant at the other end of the stadium.

I guess people have to do something to stay amused during soccer games.
posted by maudlin at 10:50 AM on March 30, 2008


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