Comments on: ADA-Compliant Pornography

ADA-Compliant Pornography

basicchannel — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 23:09:01 -0800

Porn for the Blind is a not-for-profit organization dedicated to producing audio descriptions of sample movie clips from adult web sites. This service is provided free of charge. [NSFW]

By: papakwanz

papakwanz — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 23:14:05 -0800

"She is... uh... licking the, um, shaft of the penis. And, uh, she is giving a partial handjob. Uh... she has recommenced the oral sex, focusing mainly on the head. Fade to black."

By: Blazecock Pileon

Blazecock Pileon — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 23:19:53 -0800

The only way that could be made less erotic is if they... No, there's no way that could made less erotic.

By: papakwanz

papakwanz — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 23:20:07 -0800

Can I just say that I'm very disappointed by the guy who recorded the milfhunter clip. Very unprofessional.

By: dismas

dismas — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 23:26:42 -0800

This is bizarre. The "big tits, round asses" clip is almost poetic.

By: flotson

flotson — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 23:29:16 -0800

I just can't decide whether I think this is for real or not. In either case, it's totally fascinating. And kinda hilarious--". . .the page is light green. At the top of the page is the 'Big Tits Round Asses logo. . . inside the house, they engage in a wide variety of sexual acts, flashing in rapid succession. . ." However, if this is intended sincerely then I'd suggest that horny blind folks find an audio book version of "Delta of Venus" instead.

By: Alvy Ampersand

Alvy Ampersand — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 23:31:22 -0800

These people don't know what they're doing, it's Gianna's Big Tittie Tune-Up. ... well, it is!

By: basicchannel

basicchannel — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 23:36:49 -0800

Strangely, it is not Section 508-compliant.

By: amyms

amyms — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 23:37:49 -0800

Finally! Something for those of us who are looking for at-home work, but aren't spontaneous and/or uninhibited enough for phone sex. I've been told I am a very enthusiastic reader and a descriptive narrator, where do I send my application?

By: carsonb

carsonb — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 00:18:59 -0800

Perhaps this would help better: 8-tracks of 69

By: ornate insect

ornate insect — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 00:21:30 -0800

Someone should tell NY State Governor David Paterson about this.

By: PeterMcDermott

PeterMcDermott — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 01:02:20 -0800

If those people don't stop jerkin' it to porn, they're gonna go... oops! Too late!

By: Ambrosia Voyeur

Ambrosia Voyeur — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 02:01:08 -0800

Descriptive Video Service movies are all and also hilarious to we droll folk with sight. My favorite, of course, has a sex scene: Top Gun.

By: loiseau

loiseau — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 02:02:33 -0800

I'm betting on hoax. (Gianna 4eva though!)

By: rhymer

rhymer — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 02:53:56 -0800

What a terrific idea. Especially as so many blind people must have been at some point, extremely enthusiastic masturbators.

By: johnjreiser

johnjreiser — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 03:41:16 -0800

I'm also betting on spoof, inspired by this.

By: fearfulsymmetry

fearfulsymmetry — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 03:50:06 -0800

All credit for getting Truman Capote to do the Bang Brothers one "I think I'll have to watch it about five more times, thank you." Oh and Milfhunter is like some sort of beat poetry...

By: opsin

opsin — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 04:32:51 -0800

The idea of this totally made me think of this (and I think the next couple of) Achewood strip.

By: opsin

opsin — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 04:34:43 -0800

Gyah, I missed johnjreiser's post there... Damn!

By: chunking express

chunking express — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 05:05:58 -0800

I'm so glad April Fools Day is all done.

By: mctsonic

mctsonic — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 05:23:56 -0800

Lots of dead, blind kittens on April first.

By: Pollomacho

Pollomacho — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 05:53:04 -0800

I prefer my porn in braile.

By: fearfulsymmetry

fearfulsymmetry — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 06:27:39 -0800

Playboy in braille

By: mr_crash_davis

mr_crash_davis — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 07:42:52 -0800

I remember once seeing a cartoon where a dog was describing the centerfold of a magazine to a blind man while the blind man masturbated.

By: stinkycheese

stinkycheese — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 08:45:27 -0800

I would've thought that Gianna Michaels would bring eyesight to the blind. Also, this is amazing.

By: nicolin

nicolin — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 10:58:55 -0800

This is really great, I'm sure there are many ways to describe porn scenes, ranging from pathetic to really funny. I'm going to download some and listen to them during my morning endless commuting chore.

By: Unicorn on the cob

Unicorn on the cob — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:12:00 -0800

This made my DAY. I think that some of these clips may be appearing in a mashup for the local DJ Trainwreck competition!

By: Smedleyman

Smedleyman — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:13:25 -0800

The only way this could work is with auctioneers....or horse racing announcers. Aaannn!Shestakingoffherblousetheblouseiscomingoffherecomestheblouseit'soffandshesgot: Greattits Greattits aandthey'rebouncingasshejerkshimoffshe'sjerkinghimoffrunningherhandupanddownupanddown - along- his- penizzzzz. Hiz peenizzz. ... And *that's* a handjob... A hand-job... Paying two to one. Aaannnd! nowshesrubbinghisballstheballsarebingrubbedshesrubbingandrubbingtheballs etc.

By: hot soup girl

hot soup girl — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:57:53 -0800

I'm reminded of this photo of a Braille Playboy in Tarryn Simon's great exhibition and book An American Index of the Hidden and Unfamiliar.

By: tits mcgee

tits mcgee — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:57:45 -0800

Deaf porn (real, and definitely NSFW).

By: jonmc

jonmc — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 16:44:29 -0800

Until they provide Helping Hands for Amputee Porn Hounds, I'm gonna have to say 'Discrimination.'

By: jonmc

jonmc — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 16:45:29 -0800

"hey, you keep doing that you'll go..never mind."

By: Pronoiac

Pronoiac — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 00:33:13 -0800

The "Crossing Midnight" comic had, early on, a blind Yakuza boss visiting a strip club, with a henchman to give concise descriptions of the scene. It was odd, like someone reading the descriptions from a script.