It's a bra, made out of bacon.

April 2, 2008 7:58 PM

"Wait, men love bacon and boobs, why not combine the two? that's a million dollar idea right there!"
posted by jbickers (43 comments total)

Where has she been all my life??
posted by jonmc at 8:02 PM on April 2

That's more meat than I can handle.
posted by crossoverman at 8:05 PM on April 2

There could certainly be some piggy comments here, yes sir.
posted by never used baby shoes at 8:06 PM on April 2

It sure looks comfortable but I imagine it doesn't offer much support.
posted by kuujjuarapik at 8:08 PM on April 2

I have a great brandname for that bra: CrossYourHeartAttack^TM.

(also, using Bac-O's would be like wearing falsies, I think.
posted by jonmc at 8:11 PM on April 2 [7 favorites]

I wouldn't go jogging in Yellowstone wearing that if I were she.
posted by Dave Faris at 8:11 PM on April 2 [1 favorite]

Outstanding use of treif!
posted by astruc at 8:12 PM on April 2

I wouldn't go jogging in Yellowstone wearing that if I were she.

What could be rasher?
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 8:15 PM on April 2 [6 favorites]

Yeah, the Ranger wouldn't like that, Yogi.
posted by jonmc at 8:16 PM on April 2

And for dessert ...
posted by PareidoliaticBoy at 8:17 PM on April 2

Argh. Raw bacon! WTF?


Also, worst Halloween costume idea ever: Breaktfast Slave Princess Leia.

Matching (cooked) bacon bra and pants, gilded with scrambled eggs. Cinnamon-bun hair, etc.
posted by loquacious at 8:24 PM on April 2 [3 favorites]

You know how some things are greater than the sum of their parts?

This is not one of those things.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 8:24 PM on April 2 [2 favorites]

Bacon good, pit stubble bad.
posted by hojoki at 8:26 PM on April 2

Um.... no. We love cooked bacon.
posted by bondcliff at 8:28 PM on April 2 [1 favorite]

Slightly more tasteful baconwear: Crocheted Bacon Wrap. Would go nicely with a set of these wristbands.
posted by Asparagirl at 8:31 PM on April 2 [3 favorites]

I'm thinking maybe next time you could place a more strenuous emphasis on the fact that the bacon is supposed to be raw. Because when I...

Wait a second...

Oh, sorry. They're calling me into the recovery unit and I have to listen to the instructions for helping my wife apply burn cream and replace the bandages.

I'll finish my suggestion later.
posted by Mike D at 8:31 PM on April 2

Yeah, somehow the greatness of both is somehow diminished by the fact that the bacon's not browned and crispy.

Although, I'd imagine doing that would be somewhat more difficult and/or painful for the wearer.
posted by agress at 8:32 PM on April 2

Slightly more tasteful baconwear: Crocheted Bacon Wrap.

Good Goddamn. I'm going to go dig up some yarn and start making one of those RIGHT NOW.
posted by padraigin at 8:33 PM on April 2

those are some treif titties.
posted by boo_radley at 8:34 PM on April 2

*Claws eyeballs out and runs screaming from the room*
posted by nola at 8:35 PM on April 2

That's not pit stubble. That's the shadow any woman darker than cornsilk gets when she shaves.

And maybe it's a good thing that the bacon isn't cooked.
posted by rosebuddy at 8:36 PM on April 2

Oopsers. Messed up that link. It was supposed to redirect HERE.

Only 320 calories too.
posted by PareidoliaticBoy at 8:36 PM on April 2

Best Breast Breakfast of the Web!
posted by Schlimmbesserung at 8:36 PM on April 2

Looks as if someone has leaked Top Secret photographs from Guantanamo again. Why do they hate America?
posted by Crabby Appleton at 8:39 PM on April 2

pit stubble bad

That's your comment? Really?

Here, you shave all over with this razor and see how you like it. Next, make out with a dude with a 24 hour beard.

Still want to bitch? We could talk waxing. Bikini waxing.
posted by loquacious at 8:40 PM on April 2 [4 favorites]

All I can say is these are two of my most favorite things ruined.
posted by nola at 8:49 PM on April 2

IT'S BACON! BACONBACONBACON! (dog drools)
posted by porn in the woods at 8:52 PM on April 2 [1 favorite]

a coworker sent me this earlier today and, as someone who retches at the sight of overweight, under-exercises women, and someone who retches at the sight of obesity inducing meat, I'm afraid I'll have nightmares. Revolting doesn't do justice to these images.
posted by Grod at 8:53 PM on April 2

Wow, tough crowd. Ok, how about this?
posted by Durn Bronzefist at 8:54 PM on April 2

The bacon bra (bra-con?) is neat and all, but that AT-AT boom box shirt is pretty sweet too. And actually wearable.
posted by jabberjaw at 8:56 PM on April 2

"Feel Like Bacon Love" (Badfinger)
posted by ornate insect at 8:56 PM on April 2 [2 favorites]

oops, that's Bad Company.
posted by ornate insect at 8:57 PM on April 2

You know, until just now, I was of the opinion that the whole "bacon" meme had gotten about as old and tired as Chuck Norris/ninjas/pirates/zombies/cats/etc., but... damn. That's totally awesome. That is the most totally awesome thing I have seen recently. This takes bacon to a whole new level. Perhaps bacon still has some life in it if its boundaries can be pushed like this.
posted by DecemberBoy at 9:01 PM on April 2

Does MetaFilter really need 27 posts tagged with bacon?
posted by blasdelf at 9:02 PM on April 2

I think I see the beginnings of a double chin on it too. Pit stubble and chins. Damn. Bacon still good though.
posted by hojoki at 9:05 PM on April 2

Not to mention bacon cocktails!
posted by crossoverman at 9:07 PM on April 2

a coworker sent me this earlier today and, as someone who retches at the sight of overweight, under-exercises women, and someone who retches at the sight of obesity inducing meat, I'm afraid I'll have nightmares. Revolting doesn't do justice to these images.

We were shooting for a Maximum Grod Grossout post. Our work here is done.
posted by astruc at 9:09 PM on April 2

I think I see the beginnings of a double chin on it too. Pit stubble and chins. Damn. Bacon still good though.

Please tell me you're referring to the photo as "it" and not the woman. Not that it would make you any less of a wanker. I'm just trying to decide how loudly I should scream in frustration.
posted by LeeJay at 9:11 PM on April 2 [6 favorites]

Does MetaFilter really need 27 posts tagged with bacon?

And none tagged with Gaffigan. That's sad.
posted by Gary at 9:12 PM on April 2 [1 favorite]

Given that some men in this thread are collapsing on their fainting couches over this woman's failure to meet their exalted standards, maybe linking to recognizable photos of her isn't the greatest idea in the world.
posted by rosebuddy at 9:13 PM on April 2 [1 favorite]

SOME PIG
posted by Bromius at 9:14 PM on April 2

"Wait, men love bacon and boobs, why not combine the two? that's a million dollar idea right there!"

That's a ridiculous asserion. Men love bacon. Men need boobs. Boobs are right there on the top of the need pyramid, which is, not coincidentally, brestoid in shape.
posted by Astro Zombie at 9:15 PM on April 2

Meta.
posted by SassHat at 9:19 PM on April 2