Comments on: Make Love to the Dough

Make Love to the Dough

ghastlyfop — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 07:06:38 -0800

How to Make Love to the Dough Instructional video on bread and love making. Portions NSFW.

By: Brandon Blatcher

Brandon Blatcher — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 07:38:16 -0800

Also on that page: 9 positions in 3 minutes, where a young man and a bundle of pillows demonstrate...things.

By: sourwookie

sourwookie — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 07:53:41 -0800

I'm not sure I kneaded that...

By: DU

DU — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 07:54:32 -0800

Good way to get a yeast infection.

By: fearfulsymmetry

fearfulsymmetry — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 07:59:23 -0800

Fru T. Bunn

By: Sam.Burdick

Sam.Burdick — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 08:02:54 -0800

topical, since I'm baking bread today. But, not his bread. I think he hasn't read Harold McGee.

By: sacre_bleu

sacre_bleu — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 08:11:31 -0800

If it fails to rise, do I need a little blue pill?

By: weapons-grade pandemonium

weapons-grade pandemonium — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 08:13:47 -0800

Isn't that how bagels are made?

By: splatta

splatta — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 08:19:52 -0800

WHAT FUCKING IAN GUY?!

By: zengargoyle

zengargoyle — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 08:24:02 -0800

OMG gimme whatever he's smoking!

By: elendil71

elendil71 — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 08:27:40 -0800

I blew my tea all over the the screen watching this. It was awesome! And by that I mean so comically melodramatic it borders on being a B-movie. The soundtrack was great. He's like Deepak Chopra meets Alton Brown. "You want to make sure you wear all black during this, so you can get flour all over yourself" "You have to give it a lot of love, some pampering. Some spanking possibly." Brilliant.

By: Burhanistan

Burhanistan — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 08:30:02 -0800

Coitus! Really kind of goony, but his bread came out really well.

By: MsVader

MsVader — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 08:38:53 -0800

Nothing kills an appetite like a kidney stone discussion.

By: splatta

splatta — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 08:41:09 -0800

I can't believe I made it all the way to the end: "This is the kind of bread that Jesus would have broken, this is the kind of bread that Jesus would have been broken by". I thought that was the end... but it really ends with a discussion of the camera man's kidney stones: "I'm waiting for the kidney stone to make it out of my penis"

By: Burhanistan

Burhanistan — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 08:53:02 -0800

Ah, you should fast forward through most of this.

By: zengargoyle

zengargoyle — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 08:53:14 -0800

weapons-grade pandemonium, bagels are made by lifting 150 pounds of dough out of the mixer onto the table and slicing it into strips and feeding it into a bagel making machine (which is finicky)... not so pretty at all. Brain dead stoner work at best, keep your leatherman handy and tweak the machine constantly.... (to much bakery work ;) )

By: PeterMcDermott

PeterMcDermott — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:11:35 -0800

Whenever I'm baking bread in quantity, I put on a little Pretty Ricky and invite the members of Peer Pressure around to the house.

By: elpapacito

elpapacito — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:49:43 -0800

Paging pastabagel , pagin pastabagel

By: ssg

ssg — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 10:20:02 -0800

zengargoyle: I have a feeling that Vig might have a somewhat different approach.

By: markkraft

markkraft — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 10:45:04 -0800

Ew. Glad I'm on a low-carb diet.