Fruits? Animals?

April 4, 2008 3:03 PM

Fruit Mystery. It is a flash game. (via waxy)
posted by pantsrobot (43 comments total)

I would have preferred a rickroll.
posted by demiurge at 3:11 PM on April 4 [1 favorite]

what?
posted by empath at 3:11 PM on April 4

good pantsrobot BUT sory zook eepersteve
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 3:11 PM on April 4

Now I know what happened to the timecube guy.
posted by konolia at 3:17 PM on April 4 [1 favorite]

horrible
posted by SubmarineChannel at 3:20 PM on April 4

But what happened to zookeeper Steve? What happened to Steve? This is the real mystery.
posted by LeeJay at 3:21 PM on April 4

This is abit bottom of the barel
posted by never used baby shoes at 3:26 PM on April 4 [1 favorite]

That was wonderful. I laughed. I cried. I fed fruit inappropriately.
posted by CynicalKnight at 3:26 PM on April 4

The good news: This answers the recent question 'Is there any chance there would be some Brain Death left?'
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 3:27 PM on April 4

I hope that kid starts soliciting ads from opthalmologists.
posted by resurrexit at 3:30 PM on April 4

that had me walking on sunshine
posted by plastic_animals at 3:38 PM on April 4

I believe he overestimates the breadth of the cornships' appeal. But that's the only little error I could find there.
posted by Wolfdog at 3:40 PM on April 4

That's my song!. I think I'm gonna get out my suit.
posted by dobbs at 3:40 PM on April 4

This website has left me in the realm between tears of joy and laughter and tears of the pain caused by the way it just.....looks.
posted by TheWaves at 3:44 PM on April 4

i've been fruit-rolled!
posted by empath at 3:46 PM on April 4 [2 favorites]

Do you think he made this ... on purpose?
posted by aubilenon at 3:47 PM on April 4

This website has left me in the realm between tears of joy and laughter and tears of the pain caused by the way it just.....looks.
posted by TheWaves at 3:44 PM on April 4 [+] [!] No other comments.

Maybe Katrina could help you learn to cope with it?
posted by eyeballkid at 3:52 PM on April 4

I'm ashamed that I didn't know that PINEABLES ARE FOR THE TIGER NOT THE WHITEBEAR!
posted by CKmtl at 4:06 PM on April 4

Did not care for it. Too much flashy-flashy.
posted by shino-boy at 4:09 PM on April 4

That was incredible.
posted by kyleg at 4:20 PM on April 4

Here's his resume.
posted by waxpancake at 4:21 PM on April 4

My favorite part is after the game finishes; just letting people know in case they close the window in disgust (not own-post-moderatorist)
posted by pantsrobot at 4:23 PM on April 4

That hurt ma face!
posted by ham at 4:24 PM on April 4

The resume is awesome and shoulda been the FPP.
posted by dobbs at 4:30 PM on April 4

I'm just relieved he has all that experience in food services....
posted by squasha at 4:33 PM on April 4

If you read through his "updates" it's pretty clear this guy is most likely autistic or summat. He's got a really cheery attitude and to quote his dad, "a unique perspective on things other people understand normally".
posted by mikoroshi at 4:39 PM on April 4

I appreciate the poetry of scanning the back of his resume and posting it.
posted by smackfu at 4:41 PM on April 4

Do you think he made this ... on purpose?

Apparently, he was coerced into making it by his parents, the zoo, and the police.
posted by arianell at 5:09 PM on April 4

BUT I THOT GORILAZ LIK THE BANNANAZ! HOW WUZ I TO KNOW!??
posted by ZachsMind at 5:21 PM on April 4

Genius.
posted by Bonzai at 5:45 PM on April 4

I got over the whole 'purposefully shitty flash game' thing a couple years ago.
posted by puke & cry at 5:47 PM on April 4

Genius.
Had me in hysterics.
posted by Flashman at 5:55 PM on April 4

Hilarious.
1 question though: those are cashews?
posted by rmless at 6:16 PM on April 4

Put me in the "hilarious" camp.
posted by maxwelton at 7:26 PM on April 4

I HATE YOU!
posted by The Great Big Mulp at 8:19 PM on April 4

This was awesome.
posted by Miko at 10:57 PM on April 4

(falls out of chair, twitches spastically, finally comes to, and proceeds to file criminal charges and a civil case against pantsrobot for his cyberterrorist attack)
posted by Samizdata at 12:10 AM on April 5

My favorite part is after the game finishes; just letting people know in case they close the window in disgust

heh, thanks for the tip. I was so-so on the game, but the movie and backstory at the end were totally awesome.
posted by xbonesgt at 8:49 AM on April 5

Wow, this is excellent. The resume, too.
posted by everichon at 3:15 PM on April 5

Um, I would like you all to meet Brett. He believes things. He likes "falling into a bush", rates it a 7/10.

Day: made.
posted by everichon at 3:21 PM on April 5

It looks like the first online viral flash Borat style game. I hope he did it on purpose. The man is a comedy genius.
posted by lipsum at 5:42 PM on April 5

Thing: CANS OF BEANS
Does he like them: YES
Rating: 7/10

Perfect for Metafilter.
posted by CKmtl at 5:59 PM on April 5

*faints* from disbelief.
posted by petersn1 at 1:51 PM on April 12