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Fruit Mystery. It is a flash game. (via waxy)
posted by pantsrobot (43 comments total) 15 users marked this as a favorite

 
I would have preferred a rickroll.
posted by demiurge at 3:11 PM on April 4, 2008 [1 favorite]


what?
posted by empath at 3:11 PM on April 4, 2008


good pantsrobot BUT sory zook eepersteve
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 3:11 PM on April 4, 2008


Now I know what happened to the timecube guy.
posted by konolia at 3:17 PM on April 4, 2008 [1 favorite]


horrible
posted by SubmarineChannel at 3:20 PM on April 4, 2008


But what happened to zookeeper Steve? What happened to Steve? This is the real mystery.
posted by LeeJay at 3:21 PM on April 4, 2008


This is abit bottom of the barel
posted by never used baby shoes at 3:26 PM on April 4, 2008 [1 favorite]


That was wonderful. I laughed. I cried. I fed fruit inappropriately.
posted by CynicalKnight at 3:26 PM on April 4, 2008


The good news: This answers the recent question 'Is there any chance there would be some Brain Death left?'
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 3:27 PM on April 4, 2008


I hope that kid starts soliciting ads from opthalmologists.
posted by resurrexit at 3:30 PM on April 4, 2008


that had me walking on sunshine
posted by plastic_animals at 3:38 PM on April 4, 2008


I believe he overestimates the breadth of the cornships' appeal. But that's the only little error I could find there.
posted by Wolfdog at 3:40 PM on April 4, 2008


That's my song!. I think I'm gonna get out my suit.
posted by dobbs at 3:40 PM on April 4, 2008


This website has left me in the realm between tears of joy and laughter and tears of the pain caused by the way it just.....looks.
posted by TheWaves at 3:44 PM on April 4, 2008


i've been fruit-rolled!
posted by empath at 3:46 PM on April 4, 2008 [3 favorites]


Do you think he made this ... on purpose?
posted by aubilenon at 3:47 PM on April 4, 2008 [1 favorite]


This website has left me in the realm between tears of joy and laughter and tears of the pain caused by the way it just.....looks.
posted by TheWaves at 3:44 PM on April 4 [+] [!] No other comments.

Maybe Katrina could help you learn to cope with it?
posted by eyeballkid at 3:52 PM on April 4, 2008


I'm ashamed that I didn't know that PINEABLES ARE FOR THE TIGER NOT THE WHITEBEAR!
posted by CKmtl at 4:06 PM on April 4, 2008


Did not care for it. Too much flashy-flashy.
posted by shino-boy at 4:09 PM on April 4, 2008


That was incredible.
posted by kyleg at 4:20 PM on April 4, 2008


Here's his resume.
posted by waxpancake at 4:21 PM on April 4, 2008


My favorite part is after the game finishes; just letting people know in case they close the window in disgust (not own-post-moderatorist)
posted by pantsrobot at 4:23 PM on April 4, 2008


That hurt ma face!
posted by ham at 4:24 PM on April 4, 2008


The resume is awesome and shoulda been the FPP.
posted by dobbs at 4:30 PM on April 4, 2008


I'm just relieved he has all that experience in food services....
posted by squasha at 4:33 PM on April 4, 2008


If you read through his "updates" it's pretty clear this guy is most likely autistic or summat. He's got a really cheery attitude and to quote his dad, "a unique perspective on things other people understand normally".
posted by mikoroshi at 4:39 PM on April 4, 2008


I appreciate the poetry of scanning the back of his resume and posting it.
posted by smackfu at 4:41 PM on April 4, 2008


Do you think he made this ... on purpose?

Apparently, he was coerced into making it by his parents, the zoo, and the police.
posted by arianell at 5:09 PM on April 4, 2008


BUT I THOT GORILAZ LIK THE BANNANAZ! HOW WUZ I TO KNOW!??
posted by ZachsMind at 5:21 PM on April 4, 2008


Genius.
posted by Bonzai at 5:45 PM on April 4, 2008


I got over the whole 'purposefully shitty flash game' thing a couple years ago.
posted by puke & cry at 5:47 PM on April 4, 2008


Genius.
Had me in hysterics.
posted by Flashman at 5:55 PM on April 4, 2008


Hilarious.
1 question though: those are cashews?
posted by rmless at 6:16 PM on April 4, 2008


Put me in the "hilarious" camp.
posted by maxwelton at 7:26 PM on April 4, 2008


I HATE YOU!
posted by The Great Big Mulp at 8:19 PM on April 4, 2008


This was awesome.
posted by Miko at 10:57 PM on April 4, 2008


(falls out of chair, twitches spastically, finally comes to, and proceeds to file criminal charges and a civil case against pantsrobot for his cyberterrorist attack)
posted by Samizdata at 12:10 AM on April 5, 2008


My favorite part is after the game finishes; just letting people know in case they close the window in disgust

heh, thanks for the tip. I was so-so on the game, but the movie and backstory at the end were totally awesome.
posted by xbonesgt at 8:49 AM on April 5, 2008


Wow, this is excellent. The resume, too.
posted by everichon at 3:15 PM on April 5, 2008


Um, I would like you all to meet Brett. He believes things. He likes "falling into a bush", rates it a 7/10.

Day: made.
posted by everichon at 3:21 PM on April 5, 2008


It looks like the first online viral flash Borat style game. I hope he did it on purpose. The man is a comedy genius.
posted by lipsum at 5:42 PM on April 5, 2008


Thing: CANS OF BEANS
Does he like them: YES
Rating: 7/10

Perfect for Metafilter.
posted by CKmtl at 5:59 PM on April 5, 2008


*faints* from disbelief.
posted by petersn1 at 1:51 PM on April 12, 2008


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